Comments - Dude Minding his Own Business in Subway Gets Punched

Looks like the piece of sh!t scum got a beat down for that wussy little punch haha... good job

Maybe that guy eating had just taken the last Parmesan roll?

if you mess with the wrong people, you get fucked up just like he did..

yeah thats why i just mess with my little sister

News: "...the assailant was later found dead in an alley way with a 12 inch meatball baguette rammed into his anus"

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is the last slice of pizza really that important??

eating subway alone wont help u be like jared, a good brawl afterwards is sure to burn up some calories tho.

He either slept with his ex girlfriend or took the last slice of pizza. Either way, he still managed kick fuck out of the hood rat. Nice work fella.

After hearing "get a job" begging for change all night, he finally snapped.

Came in to a Subway, left with a Whopper.

This is lame as hell and I'm glad we don't have the thumbs down anymore, But A knucles sandwich anyone?

I mean KNUCKLE. God what a KNUCKLE HEAD I am.

You really messed that one didn't you? There goes the COTD for you.

I feel like poop now. My one chance at fame and I screwed it up.

what's with no thumbs down anyways? are we back in t-ball where there can't be any losers or we may hurt someone's feelings? lame

Pretty much man.

It was brilant none the less

No one likes liacon or his multiple identities

What was the skinny guy thinking? Reminds me of when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. What the fuck did you think would happen next? BEATDOWN!!!!

Well......
The hoodie guy was Bam. He was just up his same old shit. He didn't realize that April n Phil were pulling a Jared.
Now April needs to call up Jen Revel, Ryan Dunn, Brandon DiCamillo and company and let they have a turn.

The old dine and punch and dash! it's a classic.

it's great to see the victim of a sucker punch turn around and whip ass

probally didnt like wot he saw in that footlong...

This video edited with some Rocky punch sound effects would have been so much better. Sucker punches don't always work.

atleast he was attacked by a lone skinny guy n not 6 russian skinheads ! oh wait is that a different kind of subway

Your footlong costs $5?!?? Ours cost at least £3.50 - $7! Outrageous!

Costs £5 where I live, so your lucky!

I buy a footlong "sub of the day". Unless it's Tuna... uhhhh.
Nice name btw.

Why thank you, I wanted somthing nice and descriptive.
Sub of the days always tuna down here :(
Well, when I'm around anyway.

SUB-OWNED

Gang initiation or just a bet gone wrong...haha

Walked in fresh.
Went out toast.

I can't even imagine about to bite into my turkey sub when some random nard comes over and feels the need to ruin the moment.. WTF was this little dude trying to accomplish anyway? I hope he got his ass kicked.

Good, the dude fought back and looked like he was wiping the floor with the punk ass.

I guess no one told this limp wristed hood that banging a fat chick day in and day out is equal to the conditioning underwent by the best MMA fighters.

do not interfear whith a man and his sub what a fool

... and she says "I'm just gonna sit here and finish my sandwich if thats ok"

Take a beating for trying to steal a strsngers half eaten sub Criminals aren't usually very bright.

Would have liked to see the little maggot's face when he realized that he was getting ready to catch a beating!!

I think he just had one of those faces you want to punch.

You don't spit into the wind, you don't tug at superman's cape and you DO NOT mess with a fat guy ready to take his first bite of a foot long melty 2 slice of pepperoni sandwich! Owned!

that couple must have taken skinny guys favorite booth.

this was on cheaters the show. the guy followed cheaters around and saw his girl dating his best friend.

You hit me and stand there, I'd be the break off you too.

I'd beat

How are you gonna walk up to a dude that's SEATED, Sucker punch him......wait for him to get up, & let him kick your ass?!?!? Take the hood off your head & replace it with a paper bag!

is that tae kwando boy from the earlier bid tryng to rebuild his reputation after betting nutted by a chick???
Nice job.

They probably knew each other. The dude in the black was probably pissed off that his boyfriend was having fish for lunch (and I don't mean a sandwich either).

Think bout it guys, NOBODY is doin time in jail for "intelligience"
"Ya want fries wit dat?"

Next time try Starbucks. Those hippies wont fight back.

Well, at least the "victim" handled it in a quality manner.

Subway's new Jared campaign gets a "fresh" punch

got his ass kicked for that one.

I've been waiting to use the old eighties term "knuckle sandwich"for quite some time now. Thanks Nothing Toxic, you do make dreams come true.

If the idiot would have waited till he was full maybe, but not when you're hungry about to eat. It's like the equivalent of a fly circling your food.

You walk in... shove.... and run off...? If he didn't have a gang of friends outside I am mystified.

just performing the heimlich maneuver thought he was choking

He should have drug his ass back in the restaurant and just under the cam so we could really enjoy the beating. It's always fun to watch punks get their facial features rearranged.

Yes because drug is the past participle of drag. WTF MORON!!!

Abstrusewateva- It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. But you're just a dick.

wow... great retaliation. hope that was his date sitting across from him because he'll be getting some tonight for sure.

maybe that was jared fogle (the subway guy) and he got hit cause that dude got tired of all those gay subways commercials

hahaha he got fucked up for that shit!!!!classic

$5 footlong can kiss my ass!! Christ I hate that commercial!!! >=(

Good on him for twattin him back!

He SUBmitted himself to a SUBstantial beatdown (I always try to stay on the SUBject)

oooohhhh THAAAAAT kinda subway............

I love how after his pussy-punch he whips out some pepper spray and totally misses with that too.
way to go hoodie

He shouldn't have provoked him.

He gave him a double meat, Cold(upper)cut.

was he hitting him with a footlong?

in da butt^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^