Dudes Attempt to Ramp his Bike Goes Really Wrong

I've seen whole sacks of cement fall with more grace (and less force)

Well... he can always work at Walmart.

he learned the hard way, that concrete bites back..

Now he can get that gold "grill" he always wanted with his his name in diamonds.

sore face perhaps? i think so - now lets see that again.

Well, at least it wasn't an oncoming truck!

...at least it wasn't an oncoming truck. *nod*
These types of experiences SHOULD enlighten those who might otherwise attempt more dangerous stunts. Not for the viewers, per se, but for the victims.

One day, someone with the know how has to take all of these slow motion noises and mix them into an awesome track!!!! As for this toothless fool, he will soon be very popular with skateboarders.

This kid will always need speed.

Gravity= Self rectifying problem for idiots on bicycles and skateboards.

some people shouldnt be allowed to have such dangerous vehicles.

the dentist love this guy

Wait, we're missing the obligatory "Dude, are you Ok...?" remark. Slackers....

I was thinking the exact same thing Oh and I loved the Seinfeld "double dip" reference

Darwin will take this child soon enough. Nature does not reward over eaters who's reflexes resemble a sack of potatoes in free fall. I think he actually made a conscious decision right before he hit, that moving his arms and cradling the impact was a job much better suited for his face, making this one of the most spot on, live action, Family Guy, fall gag tributes I've ever seen. Of all the many, many, many reality based family guy physically comedic Family Guy snippet tribute gags, numbering in the hundreds of thousands and spanning the globe in popularity, this video has been ordained supreme.

painfully wrong? Not for me.
This was painfully right!

I think the ramp got more air than he did.

AWw poor kid..
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NOT REALLY..I at that one

hahahahhaa

Now pick up your teeth and lets try that again.....add a little more humour and we have a recipe for laughter

Didn't we see his older sister yesterday on a skateboard?

nah, it was his mom

I hope he's going be jumping of the side of ramps for the rest of his life now...

if you are not smart enough to take your hands off the handle bar and protect your face then that's what you get. also if you don't have enough speed to go up the entire ramp then don't bother getting off halfway.

exactly

wait until he gets a motorcycle...i just hope theres a video of his first stunt (and last)

there is ,
the yamaha rider trying to go round the bend

LOL

I thought those fancy pegs were supposed to HELP do tricks?

The fatso thought his teeth were made of a very nerdy element called "calcium," and so this was the quickest way he could get them out to sell them on eBay. As one would think: there's a sucker born every minute.

That will teeth him a lesson!

Hell just think of he'd stayed on the damn ramp. Lets see, I have an order for one tard with a side of dumbass salad.

wimmpy try

He he, bit of a late time to decide you don't wanna do the jump!

yeah, $99 kmart bikes will do that

Not all of them, only ones with newbie riders or newbie wannabe jumpers. First time I ever tried jumping a ramp over the curb that was about 4" high, my bike went over smoothly and I did a wheelie for about 3 or 4 seconds. I didn't know how to get the front wheel back down (I was only 6 or 7 years old at the time) and I ended up on the ground with a part of the bike's screw or bolt or w/e and it dug into my leg and left me a nice scar. I never tried that again for a few years.

Good story... NOT.
Oh yeah, I burned you good.

Oh?
So share your story.
Is yours better then hers?
G'on then, do tell...how would you like it if I assed with you afterwards and said "great story...NOT! OH I BURNT YOU UP!"
That was her personal story, you fucking ignorant dirtbag.
And it didn't suck.
Like your bullyish cock of an attitude.
If you thought it sucked, then be at least 1% gentleman, and shut it.
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Oh, and welcome to NoTox.

Wtf, I was ovbiously kidding. I knew people would jump all over me because my reply was to a girl. If it would have been a guy's story, you wouldnt have given a shit.
And I'm not new here.

You were not "ovbiously" kidding whatsoever.
If you were "obviously" kidding, then I would expect something like, oh...
"Everyone gets literally screwed by a bike eventually, at least you got yours out of the way. LOL Just kidding, sucks that happened to you. "
A bit more encouraging, no?
Oh, and I would keep a positive attitude nearby in case BankruptOfCompassion drops by where you live and asks for a glass of wine. Just in case you run dry.

If you are looking for encouragement, perhaps you should go to a different site?

Way to make a great a great first impression on the group. Your comment was as successful as the jump, flat as the bike jumpers face, as and as solid as the picket fence ramp. Post with care... I know where you live...

Haha, I honestly dont give a shit about the impression I make on the "group" Its a goddamn website not a high school click. Furthermore, who the fuck actually uses "NOT!!!" as a slam? I'm not that guy. I was kidding. Oh, and I bet you cant even name the province I live in. let alone the address.

How do you think you burned me by having an opinion? You're an idoit.

A similar thing happen to me! You know when you stand on one peddle with one foot? And shift all you weight to one side? Anyway, the bike ended up slipping from under me, and the large cog ended up dug into my shin! I only realised when I was taking the bin out about an hour later - I felt my sock was all wet... and red... thought i'd just share that with you!

Not sure what a cog is, either way --- it hurt pretty bad! Mine was right above my knee cap in the outer fleshy part of my lower thigh.

It's the sharp spikey bit that the chain goes around :P I can't even see my scar now :P Got a few more scars though so its all good. One of which I sued someone for £3k

Dewd... no control!

I blame it on the schools, they dont teach the important stuff, that most of us consider "common sense". like:
Low IQ + Low Skill + Ramp= Bad
So much accidents would be avoided, if that was a part of the educational system :)

yes!

That shit makes my head hurt. Do it one more time.

Even though i have a terrible fucking hangover shit like this still makes me laugh loud :D what a pussy

fail

ufff that herts

MAMA

Back to back vids with people getting 'grilled'.

The truck grill was less expensive, because its teeth don't hurt when an idiot smashes them.

Maybe if he had used a board and a cinderblock like I did when I was young he would have landed it.