He needs help. give him a hand.

Well he is a panHandler who happens to be wearing Hand-me-downs.

that hand sure did look like a dead pigeon..

it was a hands on job trying to move guy

wonder if he was trying to hitch hike - remember - dont stick your thumb out to trains - they go quite fast(in some places)

The HandBurgler.

The next day he was in a commercial "I lost my hand on the train tracks, but you won't loose a single hand at Poker.net"

Well now at least he can beg with a sign that says
"homeless & diabled"
although he'll have to wear it around his neck to free up his cup hand.

On second thought-instead of a hook,
perhaps they could fashion him a prosthetic cup?

He is not helping the Russian stereotypes.

To add insult to injury, he lost one of his gloves too, guess which one.

Lost a glove, but gained a handbag.

Give the man a hand..

its a sin..

He was pobably so drunk that he didn't feel a thing. Now he'll wake up in the hospital and try to sue for malpractice.

What's the deal with the high heels the nurse was wearing? Was that the beginning of amputee porn?

no more handouts for him.

he wins hands down

MAYBE NOW WITH HIS REMAINING HAND HE CAN FISH OUT AN ALMOND SHELL FROM HIS ASS AND GIVE IT TO A CHILD FOR XMAS........YOU CAN EVEN HEAR HIM MOANING AS THE SHELL IS COMING OUT.........

Is it just me or does anyone else think this gent has a DRINKING PROBLEM ?

^^I would have a drinking problem too if I let ny life sink to that point

the vagrants around here do that shit on purpose to get a big settlement from the railroad company

I guess that's what he gets for not lifting a hand. However, prior to this incident, which he didn't handle very well, he was such a handsome guy. But at least he didn't die by his own hand, and fortunately it seems he's in good hands now, even though he sure did throw in his hand.

One less hand to beg for my change with.

And I thought finding a pool of vomit while groping for the snooze button was bad.

only someone's who's done that would write that; and, only someone who's done it would find it so damn funny n99!

Some kids put a quarter on the track. He tried to pick it up.
The kids were initially disappointed at him for ruining their good time, but when they saw his hand, decided it was all for the best.

fucking hilarious

shit this guy should be happy. at least he is going to go get some hospital food. As sad as that sounds to look forward too.

is he nominated for the next Darwin Award?

GIVE ME A HAND

Come on man everyone knows your suppose to use the rail as a pillow....

You Gotta hand it to him...very brave....i'd sqeel like a pig if it was me

Ahh, he's allright. His bloodalcohol fumigated the wound! And he shouldn't have felt pain anymore too!

By the looks of the rescue crew - that pooe man is on his way to a remote castle to be experimented on. The chick was wearing a nurses uniform from Silent Hill!

what a painful ordeal that must've been.

Its crazy how people can adapt to there surroundings, i mean you could hardly see him laying on the floor.

This is the damage caused by him putting his hand up that newsreader's skirt

you know your drunk when you can sleep-off losing a hand

Damn, this guy need rehab

At least with having to masterbate with his other hand should make it feel like someone else is doing it.

"Could you give me a hand?!"

One more: He was the same guy who went to Subway and got clubbed for a Hand Sandwich.

nurse- "and will that be paper or plastic sir.."

Poor guy is like, "Oh no! Not my jackoff hand!"
...It sometimes pays to be ambidextrous.

Those Russians sure know how to party.

I nearly stopped eating my dinner when i realised that lump of meat used to be his hand

Did they just put his hand in a doggy bag?

at least he was trained

NOO!!... he lost his lover, what a pity.

i had to watch it a second time to realise that that grey cloth looking stuff was his hand :O

fg

Is that a "hand-out"??

And this is why you should never lend the homeless a hand... they're just going to waste it. (I'll let myself out.)

If he's hungry he should eat his hand. Better than wasting it.

Am i the only one who sees a little lack of professionality in putting his fucking used-to-be-hand in a plastic bag ?? Fuck, it's gotta be Russia or somewhere in eastern/cetral Europe .

Ridiculous....stupid Tard...Wtf was he thinking!

might as well been a cat....or sumthing of eaqual shitty life....must suck to be a tramp there.

Boxcar Willie should have left the quarter where it was.

What an attention whore.

I always wondered what happened to Buster after Arrested Development went off the air. (fans of the show will get it)

Nice hand job!

I wonder which one of those paramedics made that executive decision... "Right guys, lets tie this yellow bag over his arm with his hand in it and hopefully he will think hes evolved in his drunken state so he can now carry more bottles of alcohol with less effort"

im guessing the railroad track was most likely right behind the liquor store

Those Jeans Used To Be Blue.

Thats what you get for checking the air pressure of the train tires....
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If he had to lose a hand, at least he picked the RIGHT one.
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He's so lucky, he can now scratch his own elbow without putting down the vodka...

you make me cry

haha, i have to HAND it to u, that was funny

feel sorry for the guy . he's a lefty now, yes a liberal, his life will suck more...

looks like he is in for a suprise when and if he sobers up

how the hell did he not bleed 2 death?

he's a hobo.......hobo's are super-human drains on society.they don't bleed like we do

"The railroad company was cleared of any wrong-doing after an independent counsel determined it did not have a hand in the incident."

i dont understand how anybody could live like that...i mean i see alot of bums in my part of town but i just dont get it...they have to be fucked up 24-7

what the hell posesed him to go sleep on the TRAIN TRACKS, was ho realy that drunk

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he could realy use a hand right about now

That'll teach him not to be a bum!

shame on you people. No compassion at all. I believe for some people it's not the matter of choice to be homeless. Do you realy think that guy chosed to be a bum?
At least somebody helped him....

The huge majority that comment on TOXIC are psychotic, sadistic and retarded morons.

whos the one wearing the fucking white stilletos in the video? wtf?

He just wanted to sleep!

thatll learn ya