There is an easier way to measure sideburns.

I thought it was Beheading For Beginners, stage 1.

in all honestly, he just wanted to know what it was like to have wood smacked on his face.

the look on his face is priceless, this would have been a great master card commercial.
yard stick $2
first aid kid $5
one year of Nothing Toxic $0
face after getting smacked by the yardstick priceless

well, his brain was damaged before this so, its not like he needs it..

That's one way to measure your idiocy.
"it dosent hurt here... or here...
just right here..."
Anyone guess the flick?

Tommy Boy!?!?

Tommy boy it is!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Now just type your e-mail address in my shout box,
and I'll forward the nude photos of me right away!

^ I don't think he's kidding...

That would explain how "allin1nude.exe" got onto my PC.
Must be another damned GGadware1 outbreak.

Raiders of the lost ark?
truckwhattruck!

Good god! You've referenced my favourite movie! You sir, are a god among men!

he dot dressed in his sunday best just to get smacked in the face with a stick

Just so happens, the guy getting hit in the face teaches math.
But don't worry, we'll never runout of math teachers because they always multply
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"That was a long road for a cheap pun"

He was demonstrating how they punish homos in Pakistan for looking at their own brothers in a lustful way.

He's planing on going to the gay clubs tonight and wanted to see how big a dick could be to slap him in the face before it hurt.

I don't think he had any choice, he was told to do it by his RULER, it is the real measure of a man.

The ruler gave him a knighthood: I dub thee "Sir Shit-for-Brains."

The roundest knight a King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

Wow! That comment actually made me choke and spit coffee. Funny

Excellent sir!

Really clever. I'm more impressed reading it the next day, anyway, i voted for you man.

he must be dressed for court because wearing that suit i thought he had a real job but obviously NOT by the brain on him.

amazing how nicer threads can be delusional.

note to self: Even hitting a mormon in the face with a yard stick won't get him to get the hell off my porch.... perhaps a 2x4

i like the debate in the beginning of the vid of the ideal area of the face to get hit with the yardstick.

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Notice how one dude says not to hit him in the temple. He should have hit him in the temple, it might have jogged his memory that this stunt is fuckin' stupid.

should've hit the temple...with a hammer

HA HA HA

Well, that's one way to measure your stupidity.

Yeah I always wear my tie to the park, not. Using a bat would of made for a much better video.

Are they on the playground? WTF?

-Didn't the Nazis have a more precise cranium measuring impliment to test intelligence?
-Yes, but this method is more successful. Infact, it's fool-proof - LITERALLY fool proof.

the second time try to use a baseball bat to see if breaks

OK....that confirms the theory of 'No scence no feeling'......swiftly moving on before im too drunk to type

Look at the way he's dressed! He's a FUCKING MORMON!! When they got done with the yardstick, they should have went to the 2x4. Repeatedly. Until their was no longer a pulse! Soul soliciting pig-fuckers!

Even the kids on the playground are saying - these mofo's need to grow up!

how retarded

Nice way to bring the yardstick back

looked like a meter stick but those extra 3-inches can be deceiving.

Is that what Crackhead means.....

He's wearing a neck tie. Taco Bells uniform has really come a long way.

why is this even on here?

This is not the first time he's experienced some hard wood in his face.

The Longest Yard...stick

"Oh Myyyy . . ." what? Oh my WHAT? He never finishes his sentence! Now we'll never know what he was trying to say.

Very professional, though I would have gone with the pink tie myself.

Not impressed.
Try it with a baseball bat next time and I am sure to change my mind.

I'm sorry, but this clip just doesn't measure up!

Though on the surface he appears to be just another idiot, his clothes lead me to believe this is just a new catholic school punishment.

he just added three inches to his head

Is this a "head job" ???
had MANY across my ass in my daze - NEVER one to da face

Fucking genius patrol

I think he was on his lunch break, but didnt wanna go back work, so his friend being all helpfull and all, gave him a concussion, now he gets 2 days off to party, right before the weekend

Wow my tax money at work. Wonder what there major is.

BOARDum.

Bet he takes a dick to the face like a champ too.

How not to measure your face.

Star Wars Kid finally learned a new trick! I'm impressed.

thats one way to get on nothingtoxic i suppose....

And the point of this excercise?

Where the hell is the fuckin aftermath? They don't deserve to be alive... -.-

next time try side ways...

Fuckin Genius

must be great to have such good friends who enjoy hitting you with a stick

i like it how they even had some douchebag there to tell the guy how to hit him properly i wish they had that when i was in my last stick fight

Hes just proving to his "friends" that hes a tough ballsy, well-dressed young man... i have a couple of friends that kinda get to acting that way after a few beers, pretty funny

let me guess, they are americans

his parents must be so proud

What a nice idiot!!! Can i smack his head too with a hammer?

The Jackass generation!!!

call this man splinter

very cool