Suicidal Maniac Jumps to his Death from a Building

Lucky he hung down instead of jumped, or he could've gotten himself killed.

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#When this old world starts getting me down,
And people are just too much for me to face-
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space ...
Up on the Roof ...#

Sing it baby...

Apparently he was waiting for the bus.

The guy fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

His friend was on the ground with a sign that said honk if you want to see him jump. The people have spoken.

So im guessing that last slice of pizza really is that important to some

Third world BASE jumping.

maybe someone should have told him that river was on the OTHER SIDE!

"Congratulations. You've been selected to receive a $1000 Walmart Gift Card."
Are NT fans going to have to deal with this every day from now on? What gives?

1000$ GIFT CARD? well stop repeating yourself and FUCKING SEND IT TO ME THEN! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

The guy who fell over passed on the opportunity, and so he killed himself. LESSON ON LIFE: TAKE ALL YOU CAN GET!!!!

ILL SECOND THAT MATE!

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Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make,
all our little joys relate,
without that ever-present hate,
but now I know that it's too late.

love M*A*S*H

jump you fucker jump

was that Charles Barkley, its ok man its just 300 thousand dollars, and the mob on your ass cause you owe it to a casino, no need to jump off a roof, that guy was skinny never mind that couldnt have been sir Charles

That's taking Parhour just a little too far!

is "parhour" a golf referance?

I stand corrected.

is "referance" something?

OGM LOL!

what does ogm stand for ?

Figure it out.
I'm playing off the misspellings of others.

i think you were too busy criticizing someone else you didn't see you fucked up yourself. lol figure that one out

leprechauns have ugly shoes

Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.

give him some credit lads, maybe THE ROOF,THE ROOF THE ROOF WAS ON FIRE........

HE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE.......

muther fuker burn..

MOTHERFUCKER SPLAT? HAHAHA!

He's all right, just 10 inches shorter now...

DA Bomb
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I kinda Know how he feels..
I fell off my rocker yesterday

i though i could fly

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)
At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)

did you get the idea for that from Gravy - up near the top or what

I guess he really thought Budlight could give him the ability to fly.

Jump around! Jump around!
Jump up- jump up & get down!
-House Of Pain

JUMP UP,JUMP UP&GET DOWN! thats a song i usually reserve for hookers on pogo sticks!

On the bright side, he is no longer suicidal. now he is just dead.

sounded like the drivers below were cheering him on and trying to make him go faster..

His first day as a window washer did not go to well.

What, no "yellow hawk down" gags?

You rascal.
(Thumbs up)

So far that looks like COTD

"Do a flip!" - Bender from Futurama

did someone say my name..

On the positive side, traffic was backed up only because customers waited in line outside of McDonalds to get a free happy meal. On the negative side, this guy got in line just as the happy meals ran out of pickles, and so he had to be a pickle about it.

what a way to go :(

Same old suicide routine. I want to see someone get creative and do some misty-flips or something.
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Or some midair cartwheels.

I sit corrected.

liar, he´s dead like a smoked fish