Idiot on a Swing Gets Lucky Not to Break his Neck

Damn Swingers....

This is shameless but I'm okay with it, go to Horrific Arm Break After a Failed Skate Trick And vote for me in the next 20 minutes I crave COTD. Thanks!!

damn fool

Speaking of swingers, I love that chick with the puffy nipples in the AdultFriendFinder advertisement..........ju st saying

There's mud in your eye.

And a dog's egg up your nose

well, atleast its not cum..

ewwww

It could have been dog's cum, you never know.

Right now, we've got new members showing up in the forums, and they get the big "whale cum"

whats with all this cum talk? I confused, I japanese , I have small penis.

zOMG!1

i thought he saw a half chewed piece of gum on the ground and went in scavenger mode

Swinging And eating at the same time. Sounds like the sex life I've always wanted.

It's like George on Seinfeld. He got greedy and added TV to the mix though too.

I saw that coming a mile off....dumb arse

He will have a taste of sand for a few days

Bad form. You have to respect the swings...

and my mustache.

as it was easter,they later on had an easter egg hunt for his eye...

"Congratulations. You've been selected to receive a $1000 Walmart Gift Card."
Are NT fans going to have to deal with this every day from now on? What gives?

I guess that still beats sand in your crotch.

swing away merrill

i thought you swung when you were three and drove cars when you were 16 where do you think this takes place, probably Utah

The only words i understood were "oh shit"

Can't wait to see Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight. Oh, sorry, wrong side.

wow, i was expecting something kinda lame actually, but that was a wicked hit he took. and he walked it off instead of crying and moaning like a baby.

Everybody knows that you need to stop with your feet not your face. I guess he got a little confused

yeah, he did a reverse Flintstone.

Guess he couldn't afford a skateboard.

When his mates said, "lets go to a swingers party and get Fucked, it will be really dirty"
I think he TOTALLY misunderstood!!!

They never mention the red bumps you'll end up with

Theres an easier way to dig a hole, no need to use your face!

Swing Low!
Sweet chariot!
Coming forth to bust up your dome!

That's one in the eye for him...

I can hear his mom now ,YOU COULD HAVE PUT AN EYE OUT nagg nagg -

He was such an idiot that he sat on the swing and got stuck!

that was pretty well thought out

let's face it, some people just don't have it in them to swing

luckily his eyes weren't destroyed by the pebbles.

should have warnings like at amusement parks.1Ride at own risks. Height requirement.You must be 3'5" To swing upside down like a tard

if you look there was a mirror under the swing with 2 fat lines of coke on it and the greedy barsted got em both

YOUR RIGHT! HE NEEDS A FUCKING MEDAL FOR THAT VACUUM ACTION! HAHAHA!

they dont call him henry the hoover for nothing

HAHAHA! or as we call my mate....DYSON!

HAHAHA

CODT

Russian tuc tuc

he's gonna need some orbit gum toclean that dirty mouth

thats what we call an eye jammy!!

He should stop trying to Multi-Task.1)Breathing 2)Living 3)Swinging.

Yah, it gets a little hard to do all three at once for some of you men hey?

- And the ghost of Christopher Reeves smiled.

He could at least have lost an eye for our pleasure

scott - he can still shit unasisted - it just comes out of a different orifice - his ear

Please translate
http://english2american.c om/dictionary/d.html#dog- end
me English to American dictionary was of no value...

http://www.milkinfirst.co m/dictionary/d.htm

Are you shitting me? Not so much for the dog's egg part, which I find both interesting and disturbing, but look what else your little translator turned up:
devil's kiss n. A fart released by a dirty lady during sex in the 69 position. Also Hell's mouth.
Holy effing dog's egg!

there IS! a god!
its mid-day and not one pizza or girlfriend comment! thank you lord!