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Pathetic Bass Player Makes an Ass Of Himself on Stage

Because of this, they realized they don't even need a bass player. So they fired him and now they split the $50/night 3 ways instead of 4. That's just good business.

Category: Funny | Views: 53337 | Comments (93) | Posted on: 05/19/2008

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reply \| quote	[hide] +4 melissakos [ban], May 19 08 : 4:09am
	Ha ha ha ha ha that was the funniest thing I've seen in some time :-D his surprise when he saw it in orbit is priceless

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 Calang [ban], May 19 08 : 4:09am
	Free bass.

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 buggerball [ban], May 19 08 : 4:09am
	Rudimentary skills of being a bass player: 1. Do NOT be good enough to play lead guitar 2. But DO be good enough to HOLD a guitar

reply \| quote	[hide] +9 dizdabiz [ban], May 19 08 : 4:10am
	after this i heard the bass player was DEMOTED and was last seen playing the triangle!

reply \| quote	[hide] +11 en jaywest [ban], May 19 08 : 5:01am
	is that above or below cowbell?

reply \| quote	[hide] +7 dizdabiz [ban], May 19 08 : 5:14am
	en jaywest on May 19 08 : 7:01am wrote: is that above or below cowbell? HAHAHA! HEY PLAYING THE COWBELL IS AN HONOUR AND THE COWBELL IS AT THE TOP OF THE INSTUMENTCHAIN! en jaywest on May 19 08 : 6:29am wrote: the singer also made an ass out himself with that haircut. which one MOPHEAD or GREASEMASTER?

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 zykron [ban], May 19 08 : 8:05am
	Once a HORNY guy, he set the TONE with his CLEF BAND pulling NOTES. He lost his TEMPO And kicked a CELLO At which he screamed: OBOE!!!!

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 dizdabiz [ban], May 19 08 : 9:07am
	zykron on May 19 08 : 10:05am wrote: Once a HORNY guy, he set the TONE with his CLEF BAND pulling NOTES. He lost his TEMPO And kicked a CELLO At which he screamed: OBOE!!!! HAHAHA! how about..... THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM MADRSS WHO'S BALLS WERE MADE OUT OF BRASS WHEN JANGLED TOGETHER THEY PLAYED STORMY WEATHER TILL LIGHTNING SHOT OUT OF HIS ARSE!

reply \| quote	[hide] +7 liacon [ban], May 19 08 : 4:11am
	It's to early, I thought the guy was going to be playing a fish . Did you know sick fish go to the sturgon

reply \| quote	[hide] +7 cucarachito [ban], May 19 08 : 8:46am
	^ well, you do know that you can TUNE a piano, but you cant tune-a-fish (get it TUNA fish) !! hahahaha, hahahah ....tuna ....FISH! looks around , nobody is laughing at my second-grade joke exits stage right --------->

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Gplanet [ban], May 19 08 : 4:13am
	HA HA HE LOOKED BACK LIKE " OH SHIT!"

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 Red6ixx [ban], May 19 08 : 4:15am
	CC deville he is NOT.

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 highroller74 [ban], May 19 08 : 4:16am
	Your not Jimi Hendrix, go home and shoot yourself.

reply \| quote	[hide] +8 Umbrageous [ban], May 19 08 : 4:17am
	Pumekuhp's first appearance on NoTox was always going to be memorable

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 Pumekuhp [ban], May 19 08 : 3:08pm
	Dick.

reply \| quote	[hide] K.Padillo [ban], May 19 08 : 3:49pm
	how an asshole musician gets his grop member to stop playing

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Mr_Cynical [ban], May 19 08 : 4:22am
	The only way to describe this is... Epic fail.

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Shredder649 [ban], May 19 08 : 4:24am
	If went off smoothly they would have went platnum.

reply \| quote	[hide] +15 Laughing Gravy [ban], May 19 08 : 4:28am
	He was playing a throwaway riff.

reply \| quote	[hide] +10 en jaywest [ban], May 19 08 : 4:29am
	the singer also made an ass out himself with that haircut.

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 Grunnerz [ban], May 19 08 : 4:40am
	What a time to quit the band

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 Killerdude [ban], May 19 08 : 4:44am
	Cant really blame him I'd smash there equipment too..just cause they suck...

reply \| quote	[hide] +5 voluntary_amputation [ban], May 19 08 : 4:46am
	Sounds like shit....they probably play that band on the radio all the time.

reply \| quote	[hide] lyric [ban], May 19 08 : 4:47am
	Hahah I love the way the singer looks around like "where the fuck has he gone?"

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 Da Bomb [ban], May 19 08 : 5:02am
	There is a reason so many bands are called "garage bands"...They should never have left the sound stage aka the garage...

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 gil69 [ban], May 19 08 : 5:13am
	I think they should fire the singer too, and split the 50 bucks two ways. That's even better business. He sucks!

reply \| quote	[hide] 8039 [ban], May 19 08 : 5:14am
	That will be an interesting story for when they become famous..for being the worst band ever

reply \| quote	[hide] +21 dirty bertie from number 30 [ban], May 19 08 : 5:15am
	Was that an Air Guitar?

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 scotty2hotty! [ban], May 19 08 : 5:34am
	dirty bertie from number 30 on May 19 08 : 7:15am wrote: Was that an Air Guitar? Well it is NOW! ....and it's STILL in the air!

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 zykron [ban], May 19 08 : 10:04am
	Yes... it's a guitar for people with air for brains.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Pumekuhp [ban], May 19 08 : 3:14pm
	Fucking quality!!! Love that. (Both thumbs way up!)

reply \| quote	[hide] +3 buggerball [ban], May 19 08 : 5:27am
	en jaywest on May 19 08 : 7:01am wrote: is that above or below cowbell? Depends where you hang the cow's bell?

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 MrFister [ban], May 19 08 : 5:41am
	The singer had very nice hair. It was groomed and cut to perfection....and his voice was amazing too. His vocal range was a very impressive 3 notes.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 BOC [ban], May 19 08 : 5:52am
	HA HA the bass player walked off stage to cry.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 buggerball [ban], May 19 08 : 5:55am
	Must be the bassist for AIR SUPPLY

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 talltee19 [ban], May 19 08 : 5:58am
	if he didn't want to play, all he had to do was quit and walk of stage..he didn't have to make it so dramatic..

reply \| quote	[hide] anubiz [ban], May 19 08 : 6:12am
	All your bass...your bass...bass...bass...all your bass...are belong to us!

reply \| quote	[hide] OnlyOneOar [ban], May 19 08 : 6:36am
	In rehearsal they would have all stopped and reorganized but live their ego is controlling what little intelligence exist's and they keep on playing even if it sounds anemic.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 Komodo [ban], May 19 08 : 6:50am
	Monumental fail. Buy a better strap too :þ

reply \| quote	[hide] +8 larryvee [ban], May 19 08 : 7:23am
	He should have done a Krist Novacelic of Nirvana during the 1999 MTV awards, that would have rung his bell.

reply \| quote	[hide] +4 newsense [ban], May 19 08 : 7:40am
	"Major Tom to ground control..." "Ground control we have spotted another douche bag, please eliminate"

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 TurboGuy [ban], May 19 08 : 7:59am
	After their world tour, these guys pooled their money to get haircuts and got back to their true calling - flipping burgers.

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 squidjuice [ban], May 19 08 : 8:11am
	Later he tries to explain to his bandmates, "But guys! Remember when we were at Steve's playing Rock Band and I did that? It was awesome!"

reply \| quote	[hide] Peaks [ban], May 19 08 : 8:28am
	The lead singer cries "AAAWWWWWW" right after the idiot flings his bass. Do you think it might have gone pickup deep into his ASS???

reply \| quote	[hide] abNORML [ban], May 19 08 : 8:39am
	"Fuck! My mom's gonna kick my ass when she finds out what I did to her guitar."

reply \| quote	[hide] +5 westies07 [ban], May 19 08 : 9:06am
	he should take up bass fishing

reply \| quote	[hide] +1 zykron [ban], May 19 08 : 9:35am
	But then he'll have to learn how to kiss the fish on the mouth after catching them.

reply \| quote	[hide] JoeyLad [ban], May 19 08 : 9:30am
	The idiot, lol..

reply \| quote	[hide] westies07 [ban], May 19 08 : 9:43am
	yeh that is quite tricky.. takes talent that one..squirmy little things..?? have u mastered it???

reply \| quote	[hide] +2 zykron [ban], May 19 08 : 10:14am
	I'm guessing that you're replying to me... I haven't actually done that. I've always wanted to pet the fish. Perhaps 10 years ago, a 5:30am summer trip over to the beach down in York (in the state) with parents and relatives led to me catching a 10-inch something-or-other BY HAND right on the waterline's edge. The water was cold and only ankle or knee deep. zykron fishes by hand.