Kid Pays the Price for Being Little and Oblivious

Training to be a swinger at a very young age

"Taste cold plastic "
Give the kid some quality Oats and he'll soon be smiling

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*yawn*
...was funny at first, time for new material ....me thinks

yeah i agree oats get boring after a while - try some frosties or coco pops for a change.

I think Oats is, in fact, Norm!!!! Ever notice you never see Norm & Oats in the room at the same time?!?!?!
And they have a similar shtick about them....think about it!
discus amongst yourselves. We'll have a short quiz on it the next class.

Question: Is Oats and Norm the same person?
Answer: Impossible. Norm is clever.
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When can I expect my test scores, Professor Scotty?

Actually, I think Oats is that "christ" character. He went from being fucking annoying one way, to being just as annoying another. God help me if I'm mistaken.

'christ' was CG under another name - niether will be around for a while as he is away serving the queen.

Agreed, you just suck shit now, get over it you oaty bitch! You stick your dick in 'em to and fuck?

More gold from mr. oats.. it never gets old..

that was superman as a baby before he got the hang of flying!

in your FACE!

that kid will learn at a young age to stay the hell out of the way

That kid was wondering why the swing was getting bigger and bigger, than all of a sudden it hit her

Notice how the guy hesitated to put down the two beers he was holding. That would be me.

Mommy said knock me out.

Hate to be the one to change that diaper...

4 adults right there ..... it was cuteness that clobbered that kid ..... not one eye was on him .... even the chubby butted women says .... look at the baby ... the baby is cuter ..... no wonder average and below average people have slight resentments to us beautiful strangers

I think that was Patrick Swayze with the beers.

in 50 years when his kids will watch that shit on nothingtoxic, they'll finally discover why their dad is a retard

The kid's alright... A baby's pain receptors take years to develop.

Years from now they will spend a lot of $$$$$ to find out why "that baby ain't right "

And Patric Duffy comes to the Rescue!

But not until making sure his beer don't spill!

The Swayze Cancer recovery celebration BBQ didnt go to plan.

I think the parents set that up to get it on Nothingtoxic. Nothing like using your childs face to further your agenda

at least the two adults finally decided to move. the cameraman was an a-hole, and the other lady was too concerned about her child in the swing.

I usually wait until they're 18 before I knock them out with my huge swingset dongle.

The camera mans comment almost made me choke on my food. Fucking brilliant lol.
"Looks like we've got an action shot, hey kid! Get up and do that again, your whore mother was distracting me".

wtf scott, this shit belongs on funniest home videos not on NT

That baby is a future skater in the making

If shit like this keeps happening he's gonna look like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask.

"we got an action shot!?!?!"
Well, I guess it's better than a money shot!

Hey, come on, you don't know life if ypu haven't been hit in the head by a swing chair when you were a kid

dont stop the kid from swinging jus because ur dumb inbred spawn walked into the dingle dong!

This was the Family Day Picnic and Orgy for the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Texas Child Protective Services employees will be following up on this apparent abuse, once DNA samples are conclusive.

That was a mouthful but FUNNY!

oi batty man im a mormon, go fuk urself and have a nice day

that kid is going to have a lump on her/his head for life now.

He knocked over a garden gnome... good call!

All that kid needs is some high quality, well cooked/home made OATS
Seriously

poor buddy

BAM!!!
Headshot

action shot ftw.

This dude will get work for a "reality tv" show i rekkon. He's heartless enough.

that was a hoot of a party...you can tell by the way the dad was double fisting those Keystone Lights.

That's going 2 give him brain damage. Now the poor kid could only look forward to watching NT clips, creating several identities, and getting COTD's for the rest of his life.

Shoes are still on, hes not dead

Now why didn't I think of that!?!?
Oh, wait....I DID!

If you did happen to think of it my apologies. Don't see it posted here though. Maybe you should copyright it. Copyright the pizza and girlfriend comment that keeps friggin' getting beat to death to then Enjoy.