Everyone, on recommendation from you lot I have given up the Oat business and have taken up Smoothie Making
You can tell his mom dropped him as a kid.

HES FULL OF CRAP

I'm keeping this one completely pun free.
They should all have gotten hit by the train!

That was Zykrons attempt at being superman

not to be a dick but this is one of those times I really would prefer him to take a good lick to wake him up on the thing we call the real world, but maybe the don't have it there in Mexico

That sucked it missed......

If I were the conductor, fuck the horn, I'm accelerating.

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I really thought the train was going to blink first.

A chicken crossin the road: poultry in motion.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
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He's dick was stuch in a chicken

LOL! o now udunnit

Will do

he avoided having a train run on him.

I'd love to see him attempt the same thing blind-folded.

Peer pressure can be a motherfucker.

He almost won.

i wonder what would be the last thing to go through his mind if it hit him? his ass?

The train usually turns first.

Not the outcome I was hoping for.

Notice how a lot of these videos are from third world backwoods countries. Someone should have told him his shoe was untied just before the train got there. Stupid asshole probably would have looked.

DAMN IT! I thought I untied his shoe!

Little asshole, now for the rest of his life that train driver is gona twitch at every crossing

train driver wouldt give a shit ...unless he hAS to clean the engine

I hope he gets cocky and tries that with an Amtrak.

what the hell was that? i at least expected the wet part of a severed limb to hit the camera along with everyone else! i mean C'MON!!

too bad he didnt got killed

Yeah, he shoulda got killed, then I woulda got happy, then I woulda got drunk, maybe got high, I woulda got a girl, got some head, got some quim, got some ass, got broke. I woulda got up, got my ass to the store, got some bacon, got some lettuce, and got some tomatoes, and got the girl to make me a BLT sandwich. But now friend I got to go. What were we talking about anyway? Shit I forgot.

lol - Got beer for you

You got the beer, I got the pretzels.

He is a noob i do it better

if only there was another track and an oncoming train to the side where he jumped..lucky basterd..

nice try
must try harder next time
stand your ground pussy

Thats what she said

Basic training for cameramen...stand UPWIND of impending doom...this guy was in line to get a pretty decent camera all fucked up with blood, body parts, and goo from the brain...now THAT would have been a super vid..

wow.. some one needs to stop watching his copy of "stand by me"

This video could have been amazing.
Clearly, the man is so strong and powerful and has balls of steel
Just incase the fatass minimum wage train driver hit him = THERE WOULD BE A HUGE Collision
A force field would generate around the man and the train would crash so fucking badly, sending the train driver flying out the fucking windshield and right into the emergency room
Now the other guy didn't even get a scratch
this is when you use the power of the dragon ball

Playin chicken with trains Guess who will eventually win?I know someone who lost to a train as a kid.He managed to live but lost a leg from the hip.

don't worry NT'ers.... I've got a feeling that this guy will end up on NT in the future...

holy shit man, these turks never bastard learn! maybe the sweat shop was too much for him to handle? eh we'll see his face/brains/intestines and guts again, i have no doubt about that!!

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This particular jerk doesn't deserve a quick death like that. Instead, a toy train should slowly crawl and enter his ass -while he's tied down to a board- exiting his mouth, for him to relish every second of it. Dumbass.

meh stupid kids with more balls then sense

what a moron.

DUDE THERE IS A TRAIN

some one should of tied his shoe strings to the track.

I was hoping his shoe would have got lodged in the track, now that would make for a good vid.

I hear the train a comin-
it's comin round the bend -
and i aint seen the sunshine since -
i don't know when

WHO WON?????

one of his limbs could have been violently ripped off if his clothes got caught on any part of that train.....maybe next time....
I can dream, cant i?

I DID THAT ONCE ON A HEN NIGHT HAD TO CHANGE MY KNICKERS

Boring.

he needs a track with a "middle" rail for some real fun!

Is this in Bollywodd??

Gotta say, I was a bit disapointed he didnt get hit. The internet is messing me up.

what's wrong with this videos this days , nobody wants to die infront of cameras anymore ??? what a bunch of pussies...

okay dodge a fuckin bullet

I never tried that trick when i was young , thats probably why i'm 44 now

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what really happened was that half his body was cut off n the other half jumped

Uh, what's with the fingers over the lens right at the potential money shot?

holy shit!

mayyyyyte! this skinny jackass hass big bowls!

Train always wins

hopefully next time he will die

Lucky it wernt one of richard bransons virgin trains it would late and get him when he least expects it(hope he had his oyster card)

wtf did you just say, i'm not sure to be offended, laugh, cry, or shit myself. i havn't been this confused sence i watched faimly guy

ur a faggot

hey snoop dont go around wishing people are gay, i wouldn't sleep with you even if i were gay

fa zhizzle my nizzle

stupied prick. i WHAT to see the out come.......... What happened to him.......... HE HE HE

charliestolethehandle

holy shit hes got balls ill givm that!

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death seeker

no money no life!

what a low life!

OHH MAN THAT VIDEO WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FUNNY VIDEO SECTION IF A TRAIN ACTUALY CAME FROM BEHIND. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWSOME!

Do there learn that in school>!

dam just 1second too early

fucken fairy get hit and provide me with some entertainment

Thats all the fun they can get... cuz woman are stoned to dead so... there are no girls to have so fun.

So that's what they do for fun!

thats insane