Comments - How to Score a Goal With All Kinds of Luck and Style
category: Funny | views: 68774 | posted on: 05/23/2008
If I had a dollar for everytime this happened, I'd have ...a dollar.
Harry Steinberg [ban] | May 23 08 : 11:04am
Actually, every Germans that yell like that sound like Hitler.
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | May 23 08 : 4:28am
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at the 34 second mark it sounded like someone was screaming goal for a very long time and the end sounded like the end of the first video
Laughing Gravy [ban] | May 23 08 : 4:54am
+3
In the name of fairness and equality this football vid should have ended with a hot girl's ass!! 
en jaywest [ban] | May 23 08 : 4:59am
+4
is my family filter on? because these videos today are pretty weak.
buggerball [ban] | May 23 08 : 5:09am
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He faked being knocked out to hide his shame 
Sorry, mister, but all one would assume is that you're as frail and weak as that gladiator woman from the previous clip... tsk tsk!
billybobjoesamm [ban] | May 23 08 : 5:38am
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Are you referring to me as the menopause button? If so good joke. I don't drink and don't condone encouraging drinking, but here you go old buddy old pal.
billybobjoesamm [ban] | May 23 08 : 5:54am
The menopause button meaning you slowed my computer down on my favorite games? Good one.
TheDeutscher [ban] | May 23 08 : 6:23am
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No, he yelled TOOOOOOR. That's german. Imagine there are more languages out there than English, Ghetto-Slang and White-Trash-Trailerpark-M umble.
I've heard of a language called "Japanese"...might be a rumor.
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i dont care what language it is he didnt yell ANYTHING for as long as i always see. not goal, or tooor, watch the vid again idiot. also grow a sense of humor prick. and when i refer to them yelling goal its not english im talking about its spanish soccer matches btw. not all words are exclusive to one language. but thanks for all of your wisdom. how would i live if u hadnt shed your light on the subject is beyond me.
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SOCCER = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ
i jess don't get it - kinda like basketball - they go BACK & FORTH, BACK & FORTH - each time they get to the end of the room/field, sombody scores , go back to the other end - sombody scores. etc,etc,etc - MOAN NOT NESS 
thats my story - and i'm stickin to it!!!
buggerball [ban] | May 23 08 : 6:50am
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No, he yelled TOOOOOOR. That's german. .
SOCCER = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ
Haha, that's how you spell GOOOAAALLL in my language. How did you know?!
buggerball [ban] | May 23 08 : 7:21am
+3
Pythagoreans Thereom.
iMasturbate [ban] | May 23 08 : 9:03am
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i think the goalie pretended to faint after he got hit in the head to try to make it seem like it wasn't his fault that much.
damianwatches [ban] | May 23 08 : 12:32pm
if the goaly's head put the ball in the net,intentionaly or not,wouldnt it be considered an auto-goal?since he is the last one to touch the ball?....not that any of you would care.... 
Universal Translator [ban] | May 23 08 : 1:07pm
Zi big bar, zi head, zi balls (in zi face), zi ball-sack(net) - zis is about sex, ya?!
nightowl12 [ban] | May 23 08 : 9:50pm
One of the most humiliating soccer vids Ive seen lol. If I was the goalie, I'd be putting that Hara Kiri training to good use
Earth Nelson [ban] | May 23 08 : 10:00pm
cat like reflexes, a dead cat that is; one of those you see flat on the road...a sail cat
JESTERKING [ban] | May 26 08 : 1:46am
soccer , get it right , were in america !
just kidding.
but its not foot ball ! its futbol ! get it right 
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TRUONE [ban] | May 23 08 : 4:05am
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Now that's using your head.