Comments - Civilian Standing in the Wrong Place Gets Blasted by an IED

category: Shocking | views: 58366 | posted on: 05/24/2008

At the end, he's walking into town to get any girl he wants. That's a perk of surviving an IED.

zykron [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:03am

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The truck drivers were yapping about ass so much that they finally blew hot air in his face.

Idiotic [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:05am

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Thats what you get when you stand on the road doing absolutely nothing of any use to anyone...

dizdabiz [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:06am

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note to self-after planting your IED its probably a better idea to have your celebratory cigarette and make your phonecall boasts when you've left the site!

liacon [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:07am

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icon_lol.gif brilliant sir icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:43am

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liacon on May 24 08 : 6:07am wrote:
brilliant sir
cheers bro,at least this one makes up for my shitty comment on the first video! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:05am

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this might be a stupid ? what does IED stand for

neebuz [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:18am

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improvised explosive device (home made bomb)
vbied vehical bone improvised explosive devise
(a car bomb)

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 24 08 : 10:44am

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5 minutes later he walks into a bar, takes a long drink and it squirts out of his body like a lawn sprinkler icon_lol.gif

Krazy [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:06am

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Lucky Motha icon_eek.gif

itizme [ban] | May 24 08 : 1:04pm

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MY HEAD WAS IN THE RITE PLACE
BUT IT WAS THE WRONG TIME
(DR JOHN ) icon_beer.gif

neebuz [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:11am

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this guy is er.... deaf icon_stoned.gif

nodnarb [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:16am

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damn i was hoping for a limp to land ontop of the humvee

neebuz [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:45am

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or even a limb icon_stoned.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:16am

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Calang [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:23am

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"Damn! That's some good fuckin' smoke!".

TurboGuy [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:24am

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That wasn't an IED - That was a guy holding a bottle of Diet Coke. He accidently dropped a Mentos in it. icon_wink.gif

the fat champ [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:26am

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that guy reacted to that bomb like all n.t members react to "passionateaboutoats"tire d,shit,unfunny jokes.

digz [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:34am

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wow i cant believe that guy could stand up and walk away you would think the explosive shock of it would give you a concussion or something

buggerball [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:56am

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Road warrior one minute, road WORRIER the next.

ggallin1 [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:58am

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Jeez. I hope al-jazeera has a 'hearing impaired' feature for him to use.
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hauni [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:06am

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was not a good construction. even the guy standing beside it got not hurt.

Killerdude [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:14am

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If that happened to me I'd be claiming amnestia.
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Married Huuu no I'm not married who are you... icon_stoned.gif

cucarachito [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:16am

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ppffftt, so what , dizdabiz gets "bombed" every day and staggers home just like this guy did, so whats the big deal?
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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 3:11am

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cucarachito on May 24 08 : 7:16am wrote:
ppffftt, so what , dizdabiz gets "bombed" every day and staggers home just like this guy did, so whats the big deal?
HAHAHA! funny but TRUE! ''LA CERVEZA MAS FINA''(godknows what that means,i just coppied it off my CORONA EXTRA bottle,if its on a beer bottle it must mean something good! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

:( [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:21am

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Imagine riding in a car or truck all day long, knowing that at any given moment the ground beneath you might explode. I find it mind boggling that we as a nation have thrown what like a couple trillion dollars at this Iraq problem and still our guys are spending their days rolling around on a mine field with their fingers crossed. Where the hell is the innovation? Apart from the private industry KBR thieves, shady back room dealing elitist war profiteers, social security dodging cayman island account transfers, I still feel like we gotta have enough left over for like some kind of EMP device to roll out in front of cars. I mean electro magnetic pulses aren't anything spectacularly new. Might be a bit overly optimistic, but shit even when guerilla's were tying up piano wire at neck level in order to decapitate soldiers driving open top jeeps in WW2 someone had the presence of mind to say hey this is retarded lets just put something up in front of the driver to cut any wires. BAM problem solved. Of course thats a low tech solution to a low tech problem, but seriously this is 2008 and are crudely made bombs rigged to garage door openers and cellphones that high tech??? I mean we've got strength enhancing exo- skeletal suits, lightwave bending invisibility on a fairly impressive level, space travel, genetic engineering ability thats closing the gap on godlike power and like a bajillion other things getting invented by humans every nano second. It just frustrates me to see the American Military so lacking in ingenuity when facing attacks as crude cowardly and blunt as IED's. I'm not saying I can fix the problem, but it is a problem just sitting there, repeating itself day in and day out begging to be solved. Meh perhaps the military and KBR prefer to lose their vehicles so they can further screw the American taxpayer.
sorry for the ranting and raving, I gots verbal diarreah of the fingertips :)

Calang [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:38am

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Damn! After reading all this I realized I didn't have enough bread crumbs left to find my way home.

kate69 [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:04am

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full on pretty cool icon_beer.gif

lstsinew [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:28am

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Maybee put the vehicle up on tall legs with wheels on the bottom. It can drive, crawl, and drop soldiers off on the second floor of buildings. Oh my goodness, how about those four legged things from Star Wars. NO! I GOT IT....THE BURROWING DRILL VEHICLE FROM TMNT!, the cartoon of course.

Krazy [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:21am

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dizdabiz on May 24 08 : 6:06am wrote:
note to self-after planting your IED its probably a better idea to have your celebratory cigarette and make your phonecall boasts when you've left the site!
So you do this on a regular basis? icon_eek.gif
*note to self....store more beer for diz (dont wanna piss him off) icon_stoned.gif

zykron [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:23am

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Especially don't piss him off when he's giving a speech! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 3:20am

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Krazy on May 24 08 : 7:21am wrote:
dizdabiz on May 24 08 : 6:06am wrote:
note to self-after planting your IED its probably a better idea to have your celebratory cigarette and make your phonecall boasts when you've left the site!
So you do this on a regular basis?

*note to self....store more beer for diz (dont wanna piss him off)
zykron on May 24 08 : 7:23am wrote:
Especially don't piss him off when he's giving a speech!
HAHAHA! you guys cracked me up! theres nothing like starting your day with a laugh while drinking PAINT THINNER! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:26am

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David Copperfield failed to make an army truck disappear. I want my money back.

SHREK58 [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:32am

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Walk it off Ackmed, you'll be ok...

OnlyOneOar [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:34am

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"damn, pebbles in my shoe..."

Krazy [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:36am

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:( on May 24 08 : 7:21am wrote:
Imagine riding in a car or truck all day long, knowing that at any given moment the ground beneath you might explode. I find it mind boggling that we as a nation have thrown what like a couple trillion dollars at this Iraq problem and still our guys are spending their days rolling around on a mine field with their fingers crossed. Where the hell is the innovation? Apart from the private industry KBR thieves, shady back room dealing elitist war profiteers, social security dodging cayman island account transfers, I still feel like we gotta have enough left over for like some kind of EMP device to roll out in front of cars. I mean electro magnetic pulses aren't anything spectacularly new. Might be a bit overly optimistic, but shit even when guerilla's were tying up piano wire at neck level in order to decapitate soldiers driving open top jeeps in WW2 someone had the presence of mind to say hey this is retarded lets just put something up in front of the driver to cut any wires. BAM problem solved. Of course thats a low tech solution to a low tech problem, but seriously this is 2008 and are crudely made bombs rigged to garage door openers and cellphones that high tech??? I mean we've got strength enhancing exo- skeletal suits, lightwave bending invisibility on a fairly impressive level, space travel, genetic engineering ability thats closing the gap on godlike power and like a bajillion other things getting invented by humans every nano second. It just frustrates me to see the American Military so lacking in ingenuity when facing attacks as crude cowardly and blunt as IED's. I'm not saying I can fix the problem, but it is a problem just sitting there, repeating itself day in and day out begging to be solved. Meh perhaps the military and KBR prefer to lose their vehicles so they can further screw the American taxpayer. sorry for the ranting and raving, I gots verbal diarreah of the fingertips :)
I gotta ask: Are you cheif sore finger?? icon_eek.gif

zykron [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:59am

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Yeah man, c'mon...
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Condense
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or break up your paragraphs like this.
I bet he pretypes them.

iMasturbate [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:36am

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it looked like the dude detonated it but, i'm no soldier so... if they say it's an IED it probably is.

mrkodi [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:56am

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iMasturbate on May 24 08 : 7:36am wrote:
it looked like the dude detonated it but, i'm no soldier so... if they say it's an IED it probably is.
The man standing there detonated it......Its usually remote or trigger....That my friend was a trigger but they usually hide

neebuz [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:26am

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zykron on May 24 08 : 7:59am wrote:
Yeah man, c'mon...
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Condense
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or break up your paragraphs like this.
I bet he pretypes them.
lol and heres me thinking he got the idea off you

thumpic [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:36am

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W H A T?

zykron [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:29am

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He was talking about some guy's ass.

kaboom [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:46am

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id love to do this to the bitch round the corner, keeps atacking my girl.
shake her fucking ass

canillo [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:50am

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luky

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:55am

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"Gettin pussy aint everything"- This guy is obviously exercising the "dont ask dont tell policy"
thatmeansithinkhemightbeg ay

pinkyminx [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:59am

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WHAT A WAY TO BLOW YOUR LOAD icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

buggerball [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:02am

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:( on May 24 08 : 7:21am wrote:
Imagine riding in a car or truck all day long, knowing that at any given moment the ground beneath you might explode. I find it mind boggling that we as a nation have thrown what like a couple trillion dollars at this Iraq problem and still our guys are spending their days rolling around on a mine field with their fingers crossed. Where the hell is the innovation? Apart from the private industry KBR thieves, shady back room dealing elitist war profiteers, social security dodging cayman island account transfers, I still feel like we gotta have enough left over for like some kind of EMP device to roll out in front of cars. I mean electro magnetic pulses aren't anything spectacularly new. Might be a bit overly optimistic, but shit even when guerilla's were tying up piano wire at neck level in order to decapitate soldiers driving open top jeeps in WW2 someone had the presence of mind to say hey this is retarded lets just put something up in front of the driver to cut any wires. BAM problem solved. Of course thats a low tech solution to a low tech problem, but seriously this is 2008 and are crudely made bombs rigged to garage door openers and cellphones that high tech??? I mean we've got strength enhancing exo- skeletal suits, lightwave bending invisibility on a fairly impressive level, space travel, genetic engineering ability thats closing the gap on godlike power and like a bajillion other things getting invented by humans every nano second. It just frustrates me to see the American Military so lacking in ingenuity when facing attacks as crude cowardly and blunt as IED's. I'm not saying I can fix the problem, but it is a problem just sitting there, repeating itself day in and day out begging to be solved. Meh perhaps the military and KBR prefer to lose their vehicles so they can further screw the American taxpayer.
sorry for the ranting and raving, I gots verbal diarreah of the fingertips :)
Well, I'm glad you got writer's block the day you chose your name icon_lol.gif

ScottyCarter [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:04am

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Thats the way mate...
Walk it off icon_cheesygrin.gif

Incarnate [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:55am

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This was actually his second attempt, the first time he tried to blow up a convoy he burned his lips on the exhaust pipes.

Krazy [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:06am

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Incarnate on May 24 08 : 9:55am wrote:
This was actually his second attempt, the first time he tried to blow up a convoy he burned his lips on the exhaust pipes.
HAHAHAHAHA....i was gonna say that earlier....but the version i know is a 'irish' joke icon_wink.gif

Incarnate [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:28am

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Yeah, I've heard a couple different versions too, that one's pretty old icon_rolleyes.gif Seemed appropriate, though, so I figured I'd BLOW the dust off it icon_cheesygrin.gif

jackassfanumber1 [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:08am

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Its so fucking stupid.... Why try to kill a person because he's on our way.....

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:14am

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Looks like he dropped a contact lens or maybe he's front theeth????

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rabidfire75 [ban] | May 24 08 : 9:06am

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If you peckerheads look closely this is definatly no civilian, he's a terrorist. Watch his left hand, he pulls on a wire that's connected to the fuse on an EFP and then BOOOM!! He fucks himself up aswell I would believe the soldiers in the MRAP and they don't realize he did it. icon_eek.gif

liverpool4dw [ban] | May 24 08 : 9:17am

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Roger there is a dude down!!

Limbeau [ban] | May 24 08 : 9:39am

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What a douche

Ellzee [ban] | May 24 08 : 10:51am

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They should have shot him after that attempt. icon_frown.gif

dreadlock [ban] | May 24 08 : 11:05am

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Wtf....Did anyone else think all the bits flying towards the car thay were filming from was bits of the dude stood right were the IED want off?!how did he survive?!

talltee19 [ban] | May 24 08 : 12:58pm

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luckiest basterd ever...

indyman911 [ban] | May 24 08 : 1:43pm

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They killed "The Dude"!?! NOOOOOOOOOO! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

highroller74 [ban] | May 24 08 : 3:05pm

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Darvocet [ban] | May 24 08 : 3:25pm

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That was me standing there, it really wasn't as bad as it looked, just a ruptured spleen, brain hemmoraghing, my stomach got flipped inside out, and I bleed persistently from my eyes... I do get laid all the time though!

Kazelot666 [ban] | May 24 08 : 3:37pm

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That's one lucky cameljockey

Shawn [ban] | May 24 08 : 4:32pm

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way to walk it off. icon_beer.gif

pikemaster [ban] | May 24 08 : 5:39pm

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camel jockey's version of david blanes grandfather on the front lines of ww2 , come hitler throw ur best , ill just shrug it off and still march

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 24 08 : 6:44pm

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there was probably an outline of that guy on the side of the truck.

Penis [ban] | May 24 08 : 7:20pm

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Let's hope it was a Muslim - FUCK ALLAH!

eds_09 [ban] | May 24 08 : 8:46pm

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was, it is fucking insane how he just walks away...like he was offered drugs icon_stoned.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 24 08 : 9:02pm

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i'm glad everyone sirvived , the civilian looks ok, he probably got help by our heroes soldiers. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

psycho_fucker [ban] | May 25 08 : 1:28am

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he was probably badly injured, IEDs kick up alot of pieces of metal
he must have got hit

scuba [ban] | May 25 08 : 2:55am

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that's a huge FART he lit there