Comments - Little Girl Gets Attacked by Three Crazy Monkeys

I sell pet monkeys

seriously, I want one

Let me be the first to type:
They were just monkeying around

would'nt have happened with ACE VENTURA AROUND......

Monkey see..
Monkey do...

You just know they're related........
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1196743794/K...aped_ by_his_Dog

fucking primates, getting in the cage with the monkeys, the keeper wil go bananas when he finds out

This weekend's theme: "When Monkeys Attack".
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3 monkeys 1 girl

I know you're a bit young, but sometimes nature makes the decision for you - it's high time you began spanking monkeys. Your future boyfriends will be forever grateful.

I'd boot that monket right through the chicken wire. I don't care how endargered those little shits are.

I'd boot that little shit right trough the chiken wire.

I have a feeling she'll be re telling this story to a therapist when she is 30.

dam comment lag

I love undomesticated animals...so unpredictable. And us silly humans think we can waltz into their cage (prison) and gawk at them. Monkeys 1 - Humans 0

^I used to work in a zoo, and I loved being in the cage with the animals. If you so much a look in their general direction, the monkeys go absolutely bonkers. I vividly remember the ones with fangs like a sabre tooth tiger. But if you show no fear and are self-confident, they don't attack, just posture... not that one should be complacent about that

how about put the cam away, get in and help the girl out?

Those monkeys thought her skrawny, pasty-looking leg was a banana.

leave stan out of this lol

These sure aren't the see no evil,hear no evil,speak no evil monkeys. Far from it.

Omg wie behindert sie ist... Ich hätte diese scheiss Affen einfach weggetreten....

Ich stimme dir total zu und dein Avatar ist auch toll.
"Bist du deutsch?"

noch n deutscher

Nein, aber ich 5 Jahre in Deutschland gelebt und 'ne Deutsche geheiratet.

Ja bin ich, du wohl auch
Ja ich finde mein Avatar sagt nur die Wahrheit....
Lg aus Hamburg

Shouldn't Zyk be coming in here saying, "This is an American site so speak English or you're banned!"

hahahhaha whats ur problem dude... are u scared ???

FUCK YOU!
Actually I get the impression that 99.99% of people whose first several posts are (or seem) non-English are at the wrong site altogether or are failed spammers or bots. By prompting an English response, I know who to weed out from the collective idiot pool.

I'm just pulling you're chain

And you think I'm the fucking idiot!!

I'm just amazed a non-English conversation amassed so many votes :O
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Oh, and...
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Ich bin ein Berliner
I am a doughnut
-Ronald Reagan

Who speaks / writes Portuguese!
Tudo bem aki... hay uno homen en ese sito que es um karalho grande. el homen sta al bajo para tres comentarios. Tem cuidado con ele, ta? ele sta filho de putana. spero q vc intenge... Cidade de homens easta minha cinta mais favorito! Puta q preil neh!!

Germany is a big country & alot of people enjoy seeing their language spoke
Oh and BTW, Ich bin ein Berliner:
John F. Kennedy

Monkey just wanted to experience picking fleas off a hairless appendage.

...or a tasty bite of juicy, hairless flesh.

lmfffffao,lololol omg hahahahaha

rabidfire75 would've fucked them monkey bitch's up

Thats 'cause hes the baddest mofo on the internet

wow, great cameraman, didn't even think once to help. great shots, buddy.

WHY GO IN THERE, FOOL

what do u exspect its a fucking monkey

Im with shredder on this one. The pansy ass mom and dad just stand there. I would jumped in and played monkey football with their little ripped off monkey heads.

time to spank the monkey............

She walked into a big bunch of apeshit.

I would have liked this video a lot more if the girl had been naked.

cant work out who was the biggest dipshits
the parents
the camera guy
as for the monkeys
well
they just themselves so no prob there

Another monkey attack video? These things are getting feisty. Someone should really start spanking them...

It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

ha ha

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KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING MONKEY VIDEO???!!! IF ....WHEN I PRESSED THE FUCKING "CLOSE" BUTTON ON THAT FUCKIN' "LOUSTOUS TOUCH SHAMPOO" AD ....THE FUCKING ANNOYING AD WOULD ACTUALLY C-L-O-S-E !!!! ....like, FUCK thats annoying!
*takes sip of cervesa* ok, im done with my rant

...so then one monkey tells the other, "wow! we really scared the shit out of that girl!"
then the other monkeys exclaims, "OH my god! A freakin' talking monkey!"

when using this joke on friends...it's 2 potatos in an oven. the set-up is "...boy, it's hot in here!".
Followed by: Potato B says, "..a talking potato!"

Apparently screaming like a pig doesn't scare of monkeys.

This is what will happen if you don't vote for Obama.

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(sorry, keyboard malfunction - please ignore last comment) I'd usually say at this point "awww poor lil girl etc" but today I am not. Today I am going to say "AAAhahahahahahaaaa ROFL pwned!!"

just stand there and film it

faggot was laughing while the monkey was biting her.

Any NASCAR fans out there? Thumb up if you think KYLE BUSCH Sucks!!

the monkey wants sex

Once my girlfriend's monkey climbed on my face and started gnawing my nose. Like to have never got the smell out of my moustache.

Another day in da hood

a good time to have a big ass boot to spank the monkey's...

fuck that little girl. i hope that monkey gave her some nasty viruses. oh shit lemme suck that monkeys dick off.

Monkeys are cool

Penguins are cooler

If I were a monkey,I wouldn't go in to a cage full off humans either.

And the camera man was never seen again.

Heh... that was a bit amusing.