Comments - Wild Monkey Bites the Hell Out of Some Little Kid

category: Shocking | views: 58723 | posted on: 05/26/2008

George isn't curious anymore. Boy tastes exactly like he looks.

8039 [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:10am

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With a title like that i don't even need to watch the video t laugh my ass off

Krazy [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:10am

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WTF? icon_confused.gif is this mental monkey week? icon_eek.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:28am

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I hate those creepy little bastards. It's like all the crazy homeless people were as athletic and energetic as Michael Jordan, but smaller.

TRUONE [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:45pm

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i didn't realize! that was pretty good. icon_stoned.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | May 28 08 : 12:15am

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yea i hate kids too icon_neutral.gif they're so stupid.

itizme [ban] | May 27 08 : 3:48am

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ARENT MONKEY BRAINS A DELICACY icon_question.gif

Bennymac [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:12am

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why did that monkey bite one of its own kind thats weird man .......now back to my bucket bong.....oooooohhhh yeeeeeeaahhhh

liacon [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:14am

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What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby?
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. icon_biggrin.gif

mightyaphrodite [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:48am

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What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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See honey, I can tell childish jokes too icon_wink.gif

zykron [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:14am

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Q: What does a monkey say when it sees another one taking a shit?
A: Monkey see monkey doodoo. icon_cool.gif icon_razz.gif

damianwatches [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:39am

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Q:what do "MONKS" use to open their doors?
A: a "monkey" (as in monk-key...) icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 26 08 : 11:37am

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TRUONE [ban] | May 26 08 : 2:17pm

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where do monkeys serve time?
where do monkeys get their drinks?
the monkey bars.
how many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
two: one to change the bulb and the other to throw shit.
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Limbeau [ban] | May 26 08 : 3:02pm

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TRUONE on May 26 08 : 4:17pm wrote:
how many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? two: one to change the bulb and the other to throw shit.
That one made me laugh icon_stoned.gif

liacon [ban] | May 26 08 : 3:08pm

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icon_lol.gif that was the best one sir icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Oreo [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:21pm

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that was badass icon_lol.gif icon_stoned.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | May 26 08 : 7:03pm

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what did the monkey say.. fuck it i suck

dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:16am

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HAHAHA! who the fuck were those women with sticks? THE MONKEY POLICE? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif
seriously though looks like after being pissed off by being left behind by evolution the monkeys are now getting their TEETH into new ways to BRIDGE the gap with humans! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

Idiotic [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:17am

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And another Poacher is born... You know all these kids will grow up to hate all animals.

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:59am

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Red6ixx on May 26 08 : 6:18am wrote:
Bhudda , pigsy and tripitaka didnt know what to do when monkey went nuts.
http://uk.youtube.com/wat ch?v=10Wb52XXmts
NICE ONE REDS,MONKEYMAGIC WAS ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:24am

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Tastes like chicken. icon_lol.gif

pinkyminx [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:24am

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I LOVE IT WHEN ANIMAL'S RULE icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | May 27 08 : 12:59am

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Whats with the pixelated pic? icon_neutral.gif

pates [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:27am

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The woman took about 5 seconds to react. I think she was trying to work out which one was the REAL monkey.

emeraldguy32 [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:30am

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well, that kid has AIDs.

JoeyLad [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:32am

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That's what you get for trying to get in the workshop.. Watch who's head the monkey comes out of next lol.. There's only a select few who'll understand that comment.. icon_stoned.gif

GlobeNinja [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:44am

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wtf is with all these fuckin monkeys recently?

dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:13am

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GlobeNinja on May 26 08 : 6:44am wrote:
wtf is with all these fuckin monkeys recently?
i heard that recently SCOTT brought shares in a MONKEY SANCTUARY! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

tickle prostate [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:26am

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it goes to show that monkeys are the real pedophiles.

zykron [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:57am

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GlobeNinja on May 26 08 : 6:44am wrote:
wtf is with all these fuckin monkeys recently?
Well first we sent out the bull videos, but we wore out all the puns.
Then we tried oxes, but the puns were harder to make.
So now we're on monkeys.

Calang [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:44am

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They shouldn't have told the monkey to pick on someone his own size.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:20am

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Calang on May 26 08 : 6:44am wrote:
They shouldn't have told the monkey to pick on someone his own size.
HAHAHA! i heard he then went on to attack the seven dwarfs who were at the theatre where SNOW WHITE was playing down the street! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:44pm

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I used to spank the monkey to Snow White, (ok I still do), Disney cartoon chicks are hot.
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dizdabiz [ban] | May 28 08 : 11:23am

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Calang on May 26 08 : 10:44pm wrote:
I used to spank the monkey to Snow White, (ok I still do), Disney cartoon chicks are hot.
snow white? bro you cant beat JESSICA from WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT! now THAT WAS A WHORE! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

biteme [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:46am

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"Ah! Ah!" is his way of saying "Show me how to beat off a monkey".

neebuz [ban] | May 26 08 : 4:55am

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throw the little fucker of the bridge the monkey might of followed

Cougarbait [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:01am

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obviously people get bitten often on this little tour, did you see the beat sticks the guides were carrying....that little monkey bolted when he saw them coming

buggerball [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:08am

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She either took the last coconut, or slept with her cub.
Oh, by the way, you wouldn't happen to have any vidz of MONK attacks? I'm up for some of that.

Buster Hymen [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:53am

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Yep alot of pissed off monkeys lately, Must be a banana shortage or something.

ggallin1 [ban] | May 26 08 : 11:38am

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Perhaps Reverend Wright is behind this?
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Ijustcantcontrollmyselfso metimes

Penis [ban] | May 26 08 : 1:26pm

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Probably a fried chicken shortage.

rednek1947 [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:07am

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Buster Hymen on May 26 08 : 7:53am wrote:
Yep alot of pissed off monkeys lately, Must be a banana shortage or something.
Nope..they are pissed off because their cousin, Michael Jackson, stole all their dance moves.

Mohammad_was_a_pedophile [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:13am

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yeah go monkey bite the hell out of the kid...
this is your bridge... bite for you rights icon_biggrin.gif

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rednek1947 [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:36am

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Maybe he thought it was Chinese fast food.

Grunnerz [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:56am

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Not fast enough

en jaywest [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:46am

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sometimes you get the monkey, and sometimes the monkey gets you.

jcp517 [ban] | May 26 08 : 6:47am

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You mean tastes just like chicken chow mein.

thumpic [ban] | May 26 08 : 7:00am

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time for another monkey spanking............

highroller74 [ban] | May 26 08 : 7:24am

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What's with all the monkey video's lately? icon_confused.gif

psycho_fucker [ban] | May 26 08 : 7:39am

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when i saw the first pic of this vid i thought the bridge was going to colapse and everyone was going to die
that would have been cool, im dissapointed icon_confused.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | May 26 08 : 7:41am

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Have fun with your new batch of AIDS kid.

dickdynamite [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:02am

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WTF is with all this monkey business,NT is turnin in2 planet of the apes, guess they want there planet back

iMasturbate [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:08am

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wow, i like how the kid stopped in his tracks and yelled at the top of his lungs instead of fending off the monkey trying to run away.

ggallin1 [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:18am

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And people want to vote for that fucking guy...
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ggallin1 [ban] | May 26 08 : 5:48pm

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ididnotmakeithatesomeonee lsepleasethankyou

ScottyCarter [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:22am

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Grab your pitchforks people...
The monkeys are at war...
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deleted user [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:23am

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rabidfire74 [ban] | May 26 08 : 8:55am

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What up with all these monkeys attacking lately, must be downing brass those funky

dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:04am

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take your hands off of me you DRTY,STINKING APE!

rabidfire74 [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:05am

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rabidfire74 on May 26 08 : 10:55am wrote:
What up with all these monkeys attacking lately, musta got into the brass and those funky spanish flies icon_beer.gif

eddyvlad [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:08am

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Banana prices must've went up along with the petrol price

Majestic12 [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:28am

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Monkeys revenge,Haha you got aids now little boy!

dreadlock [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:33am

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monkeys are pissed at the mo! icon_stoned.gif

Gloria [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:42am

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OMG, WOW! That's a pretty great video! Where are they? It's funny to see a monkey just walking along a bridge with people! I like how he attacks then slides under the fence to get away. Smooth!!! icon_lol.gif

cokaine [ban] | May 26 08 : 9:49am

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if you look close enough that little kid leans in and does something to the monkey, and the monkey wasn't having any of it.

Deeznuts [ban] | May 26 08 : 10:02am

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Damn Apes! Why! Why! Why! icon_redface.gif

Krazy [ban] | May 26 08 : 10:04am

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Monkey see monkey do......you eat them they eat you......im off to the pub......Bet Diz will already be there icon_rolleyes.gif
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Earth Nelson [ban] | May 26 08 : 10:14am

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His arm looked like a banana, simple mistake

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 26 08 : 10:44am

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Shut that yellow-skinned banana the hell up. GOD he's worse than the fat shit-skinned bean that fell in the water.
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Punch the KID, not the monkey. Monkey simply said "don't touch me you gorilla".

Harry Steinberg [ban] | May 26 08 : 11:10am

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That lady was about to spank the monkey

jenovag [ban] | May 26 08 : 11:11am

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I woulda kicked that monkey off the cliff, teach him a lesson for messing with humans