Id be more worried about getting pneumonia

Is there anyway this could have gone right?

...yup, more bubbles and everyone else stays dry

Scott, this is snowboarding...

While your down there freezing to death could i ask a favour???
Say Hi to Nemo for me

Hurry and get the corpse up, we have another on the way

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He was knocked out Cold

...Or better yet, he was COLD COCKED!

Sir you should check out all the racist comments from yesterdays 7th video, "Girl throws coffee"

LMAO! I was looking for it & maybe some deleted comments and couldn't see anything overtly racist until I saw all the "whitey" comments! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves! You know I don't play that racist crap!

Good thing he was wearing a helmet...safety first!

I wouldn't have rescued him, he got himself into that mess, he can get himself out.

Well Calang, that's exactly what he did. He got himself "out"

A broken wrist and a broken dignity. Probably see his suicide vid up here soon.

Just leave him he'll make an excellant exit ramp for the next guy...

well at least he wants a cold beer

Almost, buddy. Almost. Too bad Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Quick, put some ice on it.............oh, you have! Nice work.

That was the worst wreck he'll never remember

sometimes you get board, and theres snowthing to do. icy how this could happen, and i also see a mountain of medical bills for this guy.

Terrible, just terrible.

i agree. it was bad. but it brings forth the age old debate - is a pun good because its so bad? or is it bad because it is bad? and how are puns rated as either? is it based on cleverness, phonetic value, spelling, relevance, or all the above factors? is there such thing as a good pun? are all puns inherently "bad"? why are puns so hated? yet revered?
instead of pondering these questions, im going to surf the net for some porn, then take a nap.

That sounds good! Porn all 'round!

How many canadians does it take to pull a man out of a puddle?
Eight, eh?

"he's drowing hurry up"--"fuck that do you know how bastard cold this water is bitch" i'll take my time

Who put that concrete slab there?

the guy with the video camera and a big smile on his face

Haven't seen " When skiing across a small pond goes just as planned" vids around lately

He might not of left any skid marks on the water but I bet he had some in his man-panties after that quick stop.

there's a dude knocked out unconscious, quit being pussies, go in the water, and do your job.

damn that was the first person that tried that stunt. its a shame too cause everyone just got there.

he was out like a boner in sweatpants

Thats skating or umm skiing on some thin ice Hypothermia and a broken neck anyone?

"I'll help pull him out if he could just float a little closer to the edge, so I don't get my feet wet"

At least his emergency room bills won't include the cost of ice packs... all 34 of them were free of charge.

NO PLAN B TO GET OUT THE DROWNING MAN

fucking let him drown there is no way i would be getting in to save the dumb fuck

one thing about watching these videos is asking yourself, if you were there would you be one of the fuckers standing around staring, or one of those first people to jump in and help?

So is this what they call waterboarding?

I bet he felt "cool" after that one.

I don't think everyone is trying to help, they're just going after his wallet.

what can i say he's an over achiever

rotfl all these ppl running out trying to help but all they are doing is pushing more ice and making it harder to get his ass out!

His new girlfriend - Hypothermia

lol looks nutty but he hit that shit harrrd!

....Alright folks, who wants to try next?

QUICK!!!!PUT SOME ICE ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he almost made it. Him and Sonny Bono

Well that sux the only part on the mountain where the snow had melted and he had to find it.

i love how no one wanted to soak their cheap suede shoes until realizing his head was submerged and he was blowing bubbles snoring!

This must be from Canada - their beer will make you do some fucked up shit

He gets an A for effort, we'll give him the deluxe model quadfather wheelchair to cruise in.

s-no-wboarding

All good fun..

Idk what to write..

Another one who pays the price for being stupid

Yeah He should have worn a Helmet

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another one bite the ice...

that is just moronism at its best... who actually thinks that you can ski over water like that...

It was a good attempt

he deserved it

skaters and snowboarders should just get a job

look at me i can walk on water-not better luck next time dumb ass

Why do cows always show up at the end of these videos?

GOOD FOR IM\

Lol!!!!

love the sound