Oh deer, I hate when that happens.
"sorry"

The Title SHOULD read, "Pig Rams Deer!"

good one, i love it

THE backstrap is still gona be good .and pre tenderized im sorry too

What idiotic animals

Poor bambi

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Venison burgers? Who's up for venison rack, crown roast, tenderloin, BBQ ribs, and braised shanks? I'll make burgers out of the cutoffs.

"I got one! Dispatch this is Officer Phuksumeat, I just got 10 more points, Over!"

Hey rollo, no one leaves my BBQ without a belly full of meat and booze. In fact, if you don't take leftovers, then I didn't do something right.

With the price of gas you'd think it would be cheaper to shoot it......

Years ago my dad hit a deer going about 35-40mph damn thing flew about 25 feet into a ditch. It's ribs were crushed and back leg broken, we called the sheriff's dept. so one came out and shot it in the head point blank with his sidearm.
Too bad FPS_Doug wasn't around back then or else I would have yelled BOOM HEADSHOT, or maybe just watch with my jaw dropped.

Soooo gas prices were cheaper then?

The cops are eating venison tonight- not just donuts.

Oh dear!

that deer got caught in the headlights.
as he slid across the road.

DEER GOD! WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

mmm... venison filled donuts..... -drools-

hey.... arent u a cop?.... can u even make a donut joke????????? jw
is that pc for a cop to do that????
was that u???

Yes I am a Police Officer. I don't know about political correctness, but I look at it like this, If a person of color can call another person of color "nigga" and a person that is not of color gets his arse beat for the same thing, then I can make donut jokes about Police Officers because I am one.

Shouldn't it be Doe-nuts?

you kill me

No. Does don't have nuts. I thought you would have learned that in 7th grade biology.

Crap... 7th grade was the worst three years of my life!!!!

Oh Snap!

GENIUS

i like my deer grilled

He lost a hoof.... He's DEAD!

Pigs 1 Deere 0

It's always the deer at the back of the line you don't suppose that the deer at the front of the line had experience unless they already got hit
Hey the officers gotta keep going, >_< can't just use their "bucks" as an excuse to arrive late

The officer stopped abruptly because he has a bumper sticker that says "I Brake For Animals".

did anyone else see the sparks shooting out from underneath the dear as it skidded over the asphalt? must be high on iron or some shit

That had to be a blonde female deer
I run blondes over all the time, big car and road just dont register with them

That deer was fleeing the scene of an earlier robbery, he got what he deserved.

good thing it wasn't a really big deer because that thing would've gone right through the windshield.

is it me or did that deer lay down some sparks!!!

he's going to hell!!

male passenger- ''why the fuck did'nt you stop? didd'nt you hear me shouting DEAR! DEAR?
male driver- oh i thought after that dodgy drunken fumbling we had last week you were shouting QUEER! QUEER!

that deer is ok.... i didn't see his hoofs come off

Those deer were pissed!On the way home from a stag night,they did'nt see the flashing lights?No way Sure do slide a long way tho

hot damn, he smoked that fucking deer pretty good

oh dear.. oh dear...

Related Buggerball trivia:
I have a dog named Rhoda, and she lost a leg to a car strike on the road. I call her Rhoda-kill
(My mum HATES that!)

Wow most deers usually fly up or it could HOOF rolled over the car. I'm impressed by the DEERiving force that launched the animal forward.
I TROT to do the math, but VENISON Mars' orbit may be easier to calculate.

i bought 8 legs of venison for £200 ,is that 2 deer??

dude, your avatar is trippin me out...

Holy shit, how far did that thing slide?!

That's what I was thinking! Do they keep records on post-impact travel distance? 'Cause that's gotta be close to the record!

Slidey Slidey. Im sure sparks came off the deer.
Look closely

LOOKS LIKE A GIANT GAME OF SHUFFLEBOARD
turbo guy - "braised skanks"?????? WTF - ??
is that when ya set yer hoe's ass on fire???

yea, i know - i drink too much
fuckum

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I thought you only needed to look out if a ball went rolling into the streets, now it's deer to. just kidding.

I smell supper!!!!!!

I just farted.

never seen one slide.. usally they just explode all other the windscreen.. the copper should have bin watching the road instead of eyeing up his donuts

Got meat?

Ironically, the cop's name was Buck

Buck Nekid, to be exact.

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they love the shine lights, same thing happen to women , they go for the shine of credit cards too...

ooo it looks like it is on ice...in a fantastical ballet! with wondiferous visuals that fully portray the life of a cop! .....i'm bored

the fire dept would have had to use the jaws of life to pry my ass cheeks apart that, i have wrecked two cars cause of deer , i try to kill all i can during deer season

This is the only way a Crown Victoria can take an Impala (SS)----- Perhaps you'd agree.

Deer meets cop's grille. Cop's dear grills meat. *sorry*

Oh dear.

well at least he saves on his food bills for a while

This is what it's like when I run someone down on GTA IV

carne fresca ..........

GOD DAMN D: lol that thing went fucking flying

Anyone want some hamburger helper?

nice hit

Now I realize why the police have annual dinner banquets that are just loaded with deer

deer oh deer

Is the deer made out of metal or why is it making sparks when rubbing the ground?

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poor deer