Lesson learnt.....humans went made to fly......now scrape your mate off the floor and piss off home

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I don't know how I'm gonna die, but I can guaranty it wont be while skydiving

i dont know, man, think about the view you'll get just before the enevitable happens. I mean seriously!!! the best there is

I think a better view would be a hot chick bouncing up and down on your lap right before you go.

I will die when i'm 69 doing 69 with a smoking hot chick.. on the 69th floor. In the bed i had 69 others in before.

I always thought I'd die choking on food, but I would like to die being smothered between two huge tits.

Not the ending I was looking for....

Wouldn't it just be easier to ride each other and film that?

Anyone else got sweaty palms?

"That's the throw-away round"
Funny bastard!
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Well, if you've got a beer brand on your chute, not much better can be expected.
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Don't drink and dive!

"The suffocating sea of nylon..." Who comes up with that kind of cheesy ass shit??

By a strange coincidence, it's the name of the next Indiana Jones movie.

i love accents......it sounded like he said "the nylon got caught up in me loins."

"A trophy comes second to reaching the ground alive." - I'm pretty sure he'd reach the ground alive; it's the bounce that will kill him...

what's so cheesy about that, it was probably suffocating like sea could be and it was made out of nylon wasnt it?

His parashute was still OPEN, and he was slowly floating peacefully downward. Wasn't the guy whose shute got tangled and had to cut away & redeploy in more danger than this whiney bastard?

Wow, that was Dan. He was Desperate.

YEAH! We almost died!...... Let's do it again!

Foster's, Australian for beer.

Did the guy say at the end that a diver had a 'chute between his legs? >_< He must have air for balls to fit that in

nice, they made it! even though with a narrator like that, they always make it.

fuckin hell dan you again, wait till we get on the ground im gonna kick your ass man

they need some redbull

HE CAME IN AT A RATHER AKWARD ANGLE? I COULDNT FIND MY HANDLE? FIGHTING IN A SEA OF SUFFOCATING NYLON? HAHAHAHA!
are these not lines you would find in a gay porno and dvd's of fetishsists BIG GRANNY UNDERWEAR SNIFFING? -

HE CAME IN AT A RATHER AKWARD ANGLE......i have also done this (while pissed) but get busted by the Mrs every time
Need a new crawl-in-the-door method

oh theres always moments to spare

Stunt Goes Dangerously Wrong for a Group of Skydivers.....
I have never heard of a stunt going safely wrong or happily wrong HAVE YOU

How much time do they get, between jumps, to change their pants??

my skid marks wudda had skid marks on their skid marks!!!!

Sometimes I tuck it between my legs too.

Damn GG, you never told me you were a
skydiver

To any blind people out there, they are relying on parachutes to slow their fall, not can's of peas. .. o wait, you cant read this.

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Where was the can of Mountian Dew?

that was brave and skillfull.. that could of ended him pancaked on the floor.. gd video

The pounds of shit in their pants didn't help with the descent either.

...guessing they had that weight with them before the jump

I'm not doing anything with three other dudes that involves "being stacked one on another"

That's the comment of the day in my book buddy.
Cheers.

Thats a solid policy

IF THEY ASKED ME IM SURE I COULD OF SHOWN THEM WHAT TO DO

Glad my feet stay on the ground

that canera man really was a helpful guy...

Why do they even act like this shit is shocking? That's what happens when dumb-asses jump out of plane hooked to bedsheets and try to pull off stunts.

it would have been even funnier if a bird had flown into his parachute...even though this clip wasn't meant to be funny

What a waste of time, I mean what's up with this crap..."let's get in a circle and hold hands, no wait, one of us can zoom to the center and do somersaults and the rest of us can give toothy grins and the thumbs up. Weeee, oh boy!

I AINT WATCHING THIS,, I JUST HEARD THAT FUKIN VOICE OVER GUY. I WANT HIM DEAD

I hear that voice and nothing good happened :twisted

get high and fuct, then try fly with lust
eat pussy and break the crust!

Let's get into a plane and fly thousands of feet into the air. Then we'll open the door and jump out. Finally, we'll do summersaults and screw around with eachothers' parachutes while we're falling to the ground at 100 mph. What could go wrong?
I didn't actually watch the video. Whenever I hear that voice over guy I immediately know that it's censored and probably kind of sucks.

who cares