what noise are they talking about, its kinda like a new way to slip n slide

I hear one of them wanted to try and reenact Tokyo Drift on a Bicycle!

This is a "Multiple Woo-Hoo Situation", as the experts say.

i was going to say something about that, but i figured nobody would get it.

2 of those brave riders died in that massive 1,347 bi-cycle pile up.

I'll come clean.....i thought it would be fun to lay a few gallons of oil on the track...and this is the result

and for my next trick, i'll snap the break cables

This looks like it would be fun, well except for the road rash ouch!

dont worry theyr french

Oh, that explains why they're just laying there.

just like to point out none of the riders in the top 8 are french

You can be certain that the ones who didn't fall were laughing at the ones who did. Just like we're doing now.

i sold my bike when i was 12 .

Next time they'll put the seats back on before startong the race.

You get your buddy to crash in the Tour de France and you eliminate 30 guys from the points race. Interesting strategy.

James Bond's first cycling win was over-shadowed by claims that the "oil slick" feature of his MI6 bike came into play in the final stages.

What a bad way to end a race, rolling around in some guys foam

Belly dancing in slow motion????

haha..WTF was that announcer talking about?!?!

Would have been much cooler if just past the oil slick there were speed bumps and then when the pile got big enough someone released some rabid badgers into the douchy pile of spandex wearing fuckers!!!
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Now THAT would be cool as hell!!

And a group of ninjas dropped from the sky slashing heads and limbs off, while a pack of hyenas helped themselves to severed heads, torn flesh, and blood, oh and rabid badgers.

so when someone when they fell down, the sound of them made the ice vibrate and in turn the bikers couldn't control their bikes under a slippery, shaking surface? am i getting this right?

It's so obvious, I was riding downt the road the other day, on ice, fell off and caused a 20 car pile up. Jesus, why wasn't I thinking of this?!

um, alright, but in all seriousness, is that what happened?

No. But it did in my head!

well, close enough.

Damn peer-group pressure!!!

This was he most exciting thing that happened in this race

Tough crowd, even the live announcer just kept talking.

thats how ya stop when yer brakes don't work...
RIGHT?????????
THOSE FRENCH !!!! always gotta way ta lay down and do nuttin

slip-n-slide contest ?

OK FUNNY...
Who put lube on the track

I know how this happened: when they passed on the first lap, they all tossed their water cups here.

Best video of the year, so far. I hate these fucks, always In the fucking road. Running red lights, But we have to watch for them. Fuck them. I hope they brake there fucking necks. I live for the day when one of these fucks fall out in front of my truck. I will be sure to back up and see if he is ok.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

I don't get the whole sympathy crash thing. why did a whole line of people go down?

DAMN
I actually empathize with these guys. I almost got killed by a fucking tow truck driver when I as riding my bike. Luckily all I had was a bad case of road rash on my left hand and a concussion. But sadly I lost my bike.

This is why Crisco is no longer a sponser of bicycle racing.
P.S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

"All I wanna do is BI-cycle, BI-cycle"---Queen

...and they looked so cool before that in all of their spandex, yeah right

they supposed to cross the finish line riding their bikes ..

I thought you only slide home in baseball?

why the fuck must the avatars be so small? u nearly can read what Wolf is saying!

damn it must be painfull

pretty trippy