When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

what exactly is a parkour? will someone tell me?

It's jumping around like a jackass.
Great for kids who cant afford a skateboard.
Also good for us to see more stupidity bearing painful consequences.

Tommy - are you aware of how this internet thing works? Left mouse click and drag, then right click and Google it, noob!

Lol, as I've stated before, parkour was introduced by the French Army to help their soldiers run away faster. I ain't shitting ya Tommy, you're my favorite turd!

it's being introduced to young iraqui boys the preserve their intimacy from....say.... some soldiers.....

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Fuckin ell the earth moved!

Now how's he gonna beat his wife..
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Get it wifebeater...

Sir, There are over six million battered women in USA alone. ---------
That is why I eat mine plain....

whoops.

I can't think of anything whitty to put for this, so, "ASSHOLE"!

shopping maul

wont be beating himself off for awhile..

On the contrary - now it feels like it's someone else.

thats what the stupid fuck gets

its spiderman , no its just another dumbass

Raily, raily dangerous! His career has been derailed before it even begun.

Maybe it's just me, but I would have taken the escalators.

Hope he's as flexable as he is stupid because he'll only be jerking with his feet for the next lil while!!

He should have leave jumping to black men.
Guess why.

White men can't jump??

This guy proves why white men SHOULD jump!

Nope: it's funnier to see blacks getting hurt
(No racism: I have lots of black friends, humor and teeth)

Yeah the old "I'm not racist, I have "A" black friend".

Okay, I must admit: that's not true.
But that's what they want to hear

Some of my best friends are white. In fact all my friends are white
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Wifes aren't considered friends are they

My wife? Have you heard "keep your friends close but your enemies even closer." Yeah, something like that.

Whens the last time you saw a black dude fall from a rock wall or crash a bicycle off some steps or just plain fall from the sky!? White guys are much more entertaining!

I don't know, I'm white and I just sit here like a lump of shit all day on the computer.

Well if you aspired to fall from a rock wall and break some bones, I would watch your vid and give you many thumbs up!

You know, I do have the weekends off??????

Let the games begin!

I would leave the jumping to cliff hangers, no?
Or was that joke just too old fashioned? o_O

was he looking for the next thing to grab?

no idea what 'Parkour' is, but I doubt this is it.

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He's limp wristed.

if breaking his wrists wasnt bad enough, he also did some permanent facial disfigurement by the looks of things...poor lad.

When I was his age I was smoking, drinking, chasing chicks, "borrowing" cars for joyrides, etc. So in essence it's not so bad this parkour thing, 'cause it keeps the dumb prick out of trouble. See?

YOU ARE NOT JACKIE CHAN!!! Fucking kids... even tho that was funny, in a "what was he even trying to do?" kind of way.

i quess no one told him that only works in a swimming pool

Over-confident on the second jump

what a dumb son of a bitch, it's just too bad he didnt crack his skull open so his walnut sized brain would spill out onto the ground and society would have one less idiot to deal with.

You are a fucking idiot dude. Better get used to the casts and the ER.

Now he's double gutted, because all Parkour "Practitioners" are a bunch of wankers.

Bill to tax payers, $28,000.00 When he gets his GED and gets a job at Micy Ds then he can pay GG back on his knees.

He must have been the HOT TOPIC of the day. I hope he saved a good JC PENNY on his medical bills.

With both wrists broke his sex life will have to be put on hold.

i love these guys....more,more

I am glad that retards try this sport. We need to let the concept of "survival of the fittest" take hold once again.

you shouldn't be doing parkour at all, unless you are a fucking chimp

Why was he trying to do a belly flop onto the floor You need a swimming pool jack ass

BOY'S

this sport is really goin downhill or downstairs or downledge or downceiling what ever these people bust there ass goin down

I'll stick with running up the downwards-rolling escalator.

This video would have been 1000% better if the guy was fat and landed on a group of nuns

now what in the hell would make you type something like that

Probably his aluminum or tin-foil hat.

Some people will do anything to get a 'Disabled Parking Permit'...

lol,the moron forgot the escalator moves...

That guy was like, "watch how fast i can get from Hot Topic to Pac-Sun duuuude" and his friend is like, "dude that was like totaly teleporting ur self braa?"

hahahaha did he not see there was no water there, or more to the point this was not a swimming pool. Numbnuts

What a dumbass. I'm sure he already wasn't getting laid. And now with two broken wrists, he can't even jack it. What a fool.

stick to surfing.

Now mister show off
What was the point of you jumping? Actually no one is phased or can give a damn
You got what you deserved - The moral of the story

someone ain't jerking off for a while

it doesnt matter if your black or white if your stupid enough to try and fail ill be there to laugh or at least watch the video

S-mall amount of skill
now he has to learn to masturbate with the other hand

ive seen peeps bin mauled by tigers,
but being mauled by a mall is nearly shakesperian!!

What a dumbass

yea....now he can't even rub one out without screaming in pain/pleasure. LOL

AWESOMES!!!!!!!!!@!@!

That kid was slow as fuck. He should try rollerblading.

that slippery railing got him good!!!

What happened to sitting down and enjoying a bowl pack

wat do uwanna do ? I dunno what do u wanna do?!? i know lets go to the mall you film me jumpin off a railing and we will see if it makes it on NT !
yep looks like another weaner ( yes i said weaner , not winner) i know hte difference

youre the type that cant jump over a sodacan wat a fuc-ing idiot nice hospital bill

GOD DAMN , I FORGOT FLOORS WERE HARD !!!! i SHOULD STOP DOING IDEAS I GET WHEN I AM STONED !!

i would do Parkour stuff but i'm too overweight, like the bull riding chick

crrak

he really need to fix that face ..

What a fucking retard.He deserves every bit.

the pretty boy dont wanna look pretty no more!

He must of thought he had skill's. He don't.

He ate shit big time.
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NO WANKING FOR A MONTH,
I COULD HAVE FELL LIKE THAT ,NO BIGGIE

Why You Shouldnt do Parkour if your a jerrys kid