Comments - Lunatic with an AK47 Nearly Kills Everyone Around Him
category: Funny | views: 61068 | posted on: 06/02/2008
Next time there's a celebration, let's stick to ice cream and cake.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:47am
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I've got a chocolate ashtray that works just fine..... she' complains about the scars I leave on her ass, but she works just fine! ![]()
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I've never eaten chocolate before But cadbury knowles looks delicious....now thats a packet of tim tam that I would never want to run out.
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I would use an steel ashtray though.....chics don't usually fuck guys who put cigerettes out on them.
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most don't anyways.
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Theres fucked up people everywhere though I s'pose.
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 10:43am
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And for my after dinner piece i would just like to kill every motherfucker int he room - well nearly (its that word again)
DuckMySick [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:34am
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LOL whoever invented the word "nearly" should be shot...by a lunatic with an AK47 perhaps...
highroller74 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 4:22am
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There's a punchline here, I just can't think of nothing right now it's to damn early ![]()
el_duderino [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:44am
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'AK-47. For when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room... There's no substitute.'
How's that for a punchline? ![]()
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 6:43am
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That was at the wedding reception, to see the happy couple off on honeymoon in their car, he set of a roadside I.E.D...........Fucking beats tin cans tied to the back I can assure you ![]()
Majestic12 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 6:46am
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His mates won $100K when they sent in the vid to Arabians Funniest Videos.
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Translation:
"Oh sorry, I am sorry, but america devil took control of my arm and tried to kill us all.....BUT WE WILL NEVER LET THEM WIN, IF THEY CAN GET MY ARM THEY CAN GET ANYBODIES......WE MUST KILL THEM...KILL THE INFIDELS.....KILL THE WEST".
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Sounds stupid does it?
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It's actually more logical than what is actually going through their heads, (Which was also almost bullets).
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That was funny shit though.....what a goose.
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I am suprised that there is such a low graduate rate of college students in these countries.....oh wait, they mostly die before graduating...
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And the youth in the west think they have it bad.
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OSSAMA BIN LADEN [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 6:58am
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and a few miles away...
http://www.dailymotion.co m/video/x4s4h3_gi..._spor t?from=rss
buggerball [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:00am
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Here's a -->
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Oh..oh, sorry Osama, you don't drink. have a -->
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OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 7:47am
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That's a typical Islamo-toga masquerade party at a US millitary encampment in Iraq. If you look closely you'll see private first class ggallin1 is the trigger man flinching his pre-mature celebratory shootoff after hearing the announcement that his COTD challenge, which tallied up the most thumbs, was abruptly disqualified due to being deleted for violent pedophillic rantings.
OSSAMA BIN LADEN [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 7:57am
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I beg to differ it can't be ggirlin holding the trigger, any man masturbating as much as he does would have a much stronger wrist than that.
I believe galin is one of these white dudes:
http://images.google.com/ images?q=child%20...m=1&s a=N&tab=wi
But which one?
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:21am
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! ...geezuz that's funny... ya do have to take into consideration IT IS a masquerade party with partyboy makeup and all. And private ggallin1 does spend his days in the hot sun pretending to root out nasty insurgents when in fact he's making mental notes of where all the 9 year old's live so he's probably picked up a bit of color out there while serving his country and being all patriotic and shit.
OSSAMA BIN LADEN [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:36am
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Man you might be right. I know where he got the beard from:
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
That Mo'fo is ressourceful!
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:44am
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So THAT's why it's so difficult to pick him out of that pedo-lineup, he blends right in.
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:41am
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Someone call NBC Dateline.
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"Hi, do you know who I am? I'm Chris Hansen. Can you tell us why you brought condoms and anal lube to meet a 14 year old boy from the internets Mr Girlin?" ![]()
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 3:15pm
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Listen up spunk bubble. I'm no teen..not quite as old as you of course but, who is? As for emo..you fail again at generalising...I'm as far from emo as you are from getting a fuck any time soon.
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nobodywouldmissyouifyoudi ed ![]()
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:49pm
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You think you are such a hero because you do a dangerous job. Trust me mine is a LOT more dangerous, but hey I get paid
and as for who gets the most votes
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http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/reputation.php?sort=3
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You DO have a more dangerous job than me!
Why you could contract AIDS or be burried in a shallow grave while out sucking trucker cock at the rest area any given night.
Sorry I did not hold you or your profession in the highest regards.
Even fat, perverted, diseased, psychopathic truck drivers need deep throat.
Thank you for all you do for the trucking industry.
P.S. has the price of gas affected the price of your super suction blow jobs and swallowing?
someoneIknowwaskindofjust wondering
-GG
stillkillyourselfyoutotal fag
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:16pm
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Is it just me or does ggallin1 have an intense fixation on homo-erotic and pedophillic ranting? A cursory review of his comments finds this disturbing trend throughout. It appear's ggallin1 would like everyone to think his life is one on the volatile edge of service and duty, an all around guy "next door" and husband but I'm really beginning to think his life is something vastly different. A life perhaps of dark undertakings such as providing matchmaking services between untouchable luminaries and young children. It might explain the nonsensical bombastic blabbering that accompanies all his commentary, a kind of literary cover, a distraction from the dark reality he's found himself enduring... ![]()
SUiCiDALHATE [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 6:29pm
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He didnt lose his grip the damn gun broke. Look again. The handle falls off. Allah even wanted them dead. But since he is a false god he couldn't even do something as simple as that. F@#$ Allah! F@#$ Terrorists!
whatsabolo [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:30am
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"What AK-47?"
"I don't have a gun"
"Who said they saw me shooting a gun?"
This is one of those times you wish a couple of those bullets found a nice home!!
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SaudiPrincess [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:55am
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It's an Arab thing something American's will never truly understand :)
VanillaKilla [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 12:11pm
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what are you talking about stupid ass arabs shooting guns in the air if it wasnt for the russians they wouldnt have guns what did they do before throw camel shit in the air come on broad ![]()
nightowl12 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:10am
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If he killed someone, I'd love to hear his defense in court..
"I swear, I was just testing my gun, and then I lost my grip, and the gun started shooting everyone around me. I'm telling you, it was possessed!"
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S. HUSSEIN and sons NEEDED to be eliminated - they should have been eradicated years ago - just as all the other barbaric, animalistic, sick fucks in that part of the world need to be eliminated -
NOONE deserves to be tortured and treated they way those sick shits treat people - EXCEPT - THEM
If the earth ever needed an enima - thats the part of the globe where it would be inserted
MONITORS - ANY CHANCE GITTIN OSSAMA BIN LADEN DELETED ?? ANY TURD THAT REPRESENTS A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THAT SHOULD BE NUKED
OSSAMA BIN LADEN [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 10:05am
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NOONE deserves to be tortured and treated they way those sick shits treat people - EXCEPT - THEM
A bit of Christian compassion goes a long way... Thank you!
Azuredrake [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:24am
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Dude in the back was all: "Fuck it! I'm out! I'm out man! I didn't sign on for this bullshit!!"
ScottyCarter [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:27am
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Im sure we saw this guys brother with an RPG the other day....
Terrorist sure arent what they used to be ![]()
nightowl12 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 9:57am
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Fools like this give us Arabs a bad name...
highroller74 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:46pm
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He did. You just could'nt hear the fart over all that gun fire. ![]()
Necramonium [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 11:41am
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thats the reason why dumb fucks don't need to carry weapons
Seismicshooter [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 11:59am
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i like how they took the village idiots gun away and gave him a frizbee instead
raizer1080 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 12:21pm
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They should stick to bombs, guns are foreign to those stroke bags!!!
FearLess035 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 12:25pm
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Hmmm...I´ve been shooting a few bullets with an AK47 doing my military training... And at no point were we told that holding your arms up as protection from high speed 7,62´s would do you any good ![]()
Dr. Klaus Engelmann [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 1:32pm
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At the end they're like "We all good? No one's shot we're all good? So we're all good then?". And the guy who shot is like "Sry, my bad". And then they're like, "Nice shootin' mate good job".
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:23pm
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Just a single shot please, no semi-automatic confetti popper for the good, incognito private.
Higgy Jergens [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 3:26pm
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thats funny how he treats a potential murder weapon as a fuckn toy....( i think that was a AK 74u) but i could be mistake'n
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:19pm
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bastards, all they can do is ride those stupids camels....and make pay more for oil everyday.. fuck them, if you happen to be a lib when you read this, fuck you too...
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electrcguy [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 5:44pm
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prime example of why we should have never let them have technology beyond throwing rocks.
Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 8:10pm
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Fucking idiot. It would be funny if that gun went a few more degrees down and ripped a few rounds into achmed's face!!
psycho_fucker [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 10:49pm
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"You hold the gun with two hands you inbred fuck"
says Mustafa
triciaplumley [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 3:23pm
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That's why they aren't winning the war....rofl. They miss.
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DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 4:06am
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They should stick to eating hot food and digging for oil