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Yeah you win, you're #1. And your prize is
Nothing
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After this last week I don't know if I feel like that kid that got hit or like the pinata

I WON SATISFACTION

you won a deleted comment ass wipe.

still somethin get laid pms girl

No actually you won one of these:
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FIRSTPOSTERSSUCKASS

pretty sure i did hear an adult say dont stand to close... but i can garentee there is no candy in that pinata

that is what the greedy little fuck gets

Skeet, skeet, skeet, "IN YO FACE !". Dick.

You have to take a little bit of stick as a kid! get over it, buy your own sweets rather than scrounge and you won't get hurt!

Walk it off, candy-ass.

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Well thank you sir lets see how long it takes me to fuck up again

Welcome home bud.

got let out to play? are you a man or a mouse?

In order to keep peace in the house, sometimes I'm a mouse.
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Hey I made a rhyme right on time.
I'm a poet don't you know it.

Am I missing something? Were you grounded & put on a timeout?

I looked at your avatar, then I read your comment. The irony!

And you shouldn't show it.

It's hardly that serious, dude. Try to post and have fun and forget the bullshit and we'll try to do the same...We like having you around.

Do you honestly believe a fuck-up will be noticed in this crowd? Good luck!

^^Oops, that comment was@Liacon.

More importantly, do you think that a fuckup would go unnoticed, no matter how small?
Hint: See your recent "Oops" mishap. ^

People who admire mexicans deserve this to happen to them

^
there's actually people out there that admire mexicans? WHERE?!?
...
....and, you all heard of the 'ugly stick'? ...well there you have it.

What the kids didn't know is that the second pinyata was full of vegetables and homework assignments!

At least he now knows that candy sticks are bad for your teeth.

Pinata is Spanish for headache.

POP goes the weezel. sorry ,thats all that came to mind

Cause the weezal goes POP!

Hahaha,stick to the face,bet you he was not expecting that one

shit happens , i just got out of bed

Wasn't it at least a little surprising that candy didn't fall out of HER? -

When I was a kid we didnt get any of this pinata shit!
We were poor.
All we got was to put a real donkey up and hit it with a stck.
And we never got any candy either-
just donkey guts.
And we were grateful.

kidsthesedays

And we walked to school every day barefooted, in the snow. Uphill, both ways.

You're on a roll today GG! I don't know if anybody else is laughing at you but I am........I mean laughing WITH you........no it's at you

Take some medication, buddy. If you talk any more out of your ass, you might be at risk of sounding intelligent.
Let me know how your ass talking fund raising goes for Obama's convertible. I'll be happy to donate to your Shit-Talking Fund.
When our boys come home, let's get them to kill all liberals. We don't hate enough people, let's kill our next door neighbors. Fuckin' brilliant.

killyourself

Did you spend the last 20 minutes coming up with that line? Fuck you, chump.

Why don't you let your fuck-buddy speak for himself? Unless you've got your dick shoved down his throat, then I'll understand. Keep your face clean, Scotty... No one can tell when you're nose has shit on it.

Having a bad day? Those last two sentences to S2H were LOW, bro.

Be careful Scotty, I think that guy is a real life R. Kelly but pirate. He keeps bringing up gay shit. You know it is ok if he wants to come out, we want think no more of him then we already do. Best just not to reply to him just let him hang himself. I am sure he will even bring his own rope.

I don't recall bringing up any more gay shit than you, Emile. Ratatouille was a movie about French rats. The thing is, I've watched the movie a dozen times... For some reason, the ending is just so predictable.

Racism, spam and other (trolling) will result in permanent ban. Your time is short. enjoy it while you can.

Thanks for the warning. Let's see how how long that works out for you... As I recall GG was the one banned here.

I'd rather have been banned than A-bombed (2X).

fuckyoushitbagsuckitgoody oucumguzzlingqueen
-GG

Since we're only talking about how big your dick is, enjoy it while you you're ripping out a fetus and licking your fingers.
yourejustsowittyyoumadski llzelectricpipelayer

You want me to rent you 2 a room. NT could sure use the new vids.

Radioactive dutch boy hair cut turbo gay is all upset.
Everyone look out or he may throw all 130 lbs. into his fury and say something like 'di di mow' and eat a cat!
LOOK OUT FOR TURBO GAY WHEN HE GETS PISSED!!!

healsomakesonehellofalady boy

My turbo cut flat top can't be nearly as dangerous as your random and highly entertaining - I don't have anything to post. Oh yeah I hope Member XXXX dies.

Saying stupid shit doesn't make it funny. Fine. Whatever.

were you talking?

No, I was typing. But I think I heard an asshole fart. Sounded chunky.

I want to make out with you on video.

We didn't have pinata's either. Just rice, and a whole shitload of it.

whacked right around chops!!!!

Parents fault! Anyone who has been around a pinata KNOWS that you need to stay waaaaayyyy back.
Eye candy?

I think just for fun one time, I'm gonna get a pinata, hang it up and let the kids whack on it until it bursts. Did I mention I won't put any candy in it? When the kids look disappointed, I'll blame it on the fatest kid in the circle and watch the mayhem.

whichone was the pinata??

heres a good idea, lets blindfold someone and tell them to swing a bat, then stand realllllll close to them, its like a twisted game of dodge ball

Wouldn't it be funny to make a pinata wrapped in carbon fiber? Even the adults can have a swing at it.

How about a pinata filled with death sentence pardons for anti-communist college students in china?

chokeonthatyoucunt

How about you see how far my fist fits up your ass.
youdprobablyenjoythatwoul dntyouyouteabaggingcocksu cker

Did I ever tell you the story about my Grandfather's
"trophy" from Okinawa?

Should I care? Aren't all your war stories second hand rejects from the cheap seats?

so is that a triple kill?

That will teach him to be a kid..having fun..at a party.

Those are little Native-American kids from the Smack-a-ho tribe.

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BANG ! hold that cunt

HEADSHOT!

im english so is that a home run?

"I found a tootsie roll!"
"I found a lollipop!"
"I found a tooth!!"

i think i saw a jolly rancher come out of his head. oh wait, it was some brain matter.

Kid wanted to be first and got smacked with the stick, We should do the same to FIRST posters.

I second it!

Teach ya to be greedy

Piñata Newbies

all these lame-ass pop-up ads have really fucked this website up

Let's make this the comment of the day!

killyourselfcunt

buy yourself a keyboard with a spacebar...

I aint getting anything, but that's probably because I'm smart enough to use Adblock.

Thats what the little bastard gets! lol

What happened to beheading videos on NT

here here WHAT HE SAID ^^^^^^

THIS AINT NO AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL!!! MOFUCKER YOU BETTA CHICKITY-CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU RICKITY-RECK YOURSELF SON!!!

atleash now he can wear a cool pirate eyepatch,arrg matey!

Now he can get a cool glass eye.

LOL this vids name should be...
why american ppl should not break a pinata xD
poor this motha fucker will never go to a party again XD

"Did you really think little chocolate covered skittles would come out of me?"--commercial

KIDS are so stupid

Don't forget, so are adults

and his mom was worried all that candy would rot his teeth. good thing they got knocked out before that could happen...

Thats what you call Hard Candy...

and then he had blueballs

aww man im not first...

Who here thinks the kid WASNT peeking?

how dumb does it get?

what did I say about Pinata psyche damage

pinataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh hhhhhhhh
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check my pics guys http://xcandyx.com

i cannot count the number of times ive seen parents telling kids to standback cus they too damn eager but maybe this is the only way they will learn hahah

pinatas can be pain magnets