When Doing a Backflip On Your Bike Goes Very Wrong

He sounded like a Ninja Turtle there for a minute. I bet Splinter's laughing his tail off right about now.

At least he is walking it off.

Ow chin chiwawa!! Uci wah Waaa!!

hahaha excellent decipher!

Those sound like the noises coming from my bedroom !

ONCE AGAIN JUST ANOTHER SUBURANITE LESS A SKATE BOARD

i like how long it takes him to realise this aint gonna work.

Practise for the new drive-by, its called the fly and crash-by

I dont remember this shit happening when I rode my bike..
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Oh ya cause we werent retarted..well some of us anyway...

Woo Woo................. I am sure I heard it in the background!

Oowooowoooowwwoooo, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.... Oh, help me....

cool im gonna do that if it makes me learn instant japanese too

I think it was Klingon. Ironically, that was something he failed to do.

I think it was more like Chinese or Dumbassese, although Gravy may have nailed it

Oddly enough, I know somebody who speaks Klingon and he tells me it is based on Mandarin Chinese...

What is really odd, is that anybody would want to learn Klingon.

he said "i like to mate after battle" also "Hallelujah,"
depending on the context.

To be fair, the bike DID do a perfect backflip.

Thats my name, don't wear it out...

I Love the Chewbacca growling

o shit i lost my ride

Sadly, he failed to read the small print on the bulletproof vests box. It read, "does not protect unless you LAND the retarded stunt..."

after throwing the hapless rider off it's back, the bike gloated with satisfaction, knowing that it was smarter and more athletic than he.

he knew he was gona die so he let go and try to give him self a quick last blowjob

Nice analogy scott, next time i jump off the sears tower ill wear a bullet proof vest

It's polish language morons ;]
He said: 'O kurwaaa ałaa' - something like 'ow fuuck ouuuuuch

Oh snap.

He is SO lucky he curled his body at the end.......he would have instantly died of a broken neck/back.

uaaaahhhhhh gnnnnn nnhaaaa wahaaaaaaaaa bruuuauaaaaarrrrrrg!
This would have been exactly my line, garnished with some racist words against hills.

Oh thoose fucking hills

that hurts

lol did he say, oucheeewaaawaaa?

raise your hand if you like pancakes

Wow, the impact made him suddenly speak Japanese Sweet

Land it or not, that was some sick fuckin airtime!

His bike was distracted by a pink girly bike with handlebar tails and a flowery white basket.

after impact he said "Ouch Fuck" in Polish :D

Nothing says "Sweet Trick" like pissing blood afterwards

See how high he got without drugs?

Yet again gravity wins
FUCKING PHSICS

I believe this move is called the "Superman." 2 reasons for that. 1. You get insane air time, and 2. When you land you end up like Christopher Reeves

haha! another grape lady noise!

the old ones are the best

ah wah, fuck, ah wah-wah...
wtf are you trying to say
good thing he landed on his ass tho

Maybe that was the trick. Is there some kind of rule that says you have to land with your bike?

Wow I didn’t know FAIL had its own language . COOL

At least he was smart enough not to land on his head