The real way to pick up a chick is to have a golden retriever take my lunch and bring it over to the woman as I track down where it might have gone.
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P.S. I'd do her after I take her out to lunch.

Really? That seems like a lot of work. I just stick to tricking young girls with candy. Wha...why are you all looking at me like that for? Oh fark you all, don't judge me!!!
P.S in the back of a white van is where the real party's at

You never learned the spilled paint trick, huh?

thankyouMr.Mac

Two birds with one stone, eat down at the Y.

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What a determind little thief.....reminds me of my childhood

Awww. How cute.
Meanwhile the rest of the pack sneak in behind the distraction and take the purse, camera, and passports.

bitch lucky little fucker didnt bite her hand off.

WTF was that thing, a cross between a badger and a monkey
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Side note: I would like to suck the girls twat till her head caves in.

Then she could experience what it would be like to walk in Ahad Israfils shoes.
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1154345061/K...ain_i n_Shooting

FYI That is a real girl not a blow up doll, I don't think it will have the same effect

@boobie., It would if you sucked hard enough
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@Uncouth, just had to ruin a bonner, didn't you

she got ganked

thats why you shouls always take a gun with you to the beach.

The Artful Badger!

I would get one and train it to steal bikini tops and bottoms.

Omg its sly the raccoon in real life!

I believe it is a Javan Stink Badger or possibly a malaysian Stink Badger...........Oh my god Sarah please don't leave me!!!..I can change..I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!

Bitch got Debo'd!
"Whatchu got on my chips bitch!?"

I KNEW noone would get the Debo reference!

debo from friday...

Yeah, THAT Debo!

I get it. Friday

I got it

now u know u just got fucked up ! thats debo's chain , man my momma gave me that chain , craig u know he gonna cry in the car!!! FUCKIN CLASSIC MOVIE AND THE SEQUELS WERE ALL REET , BUT THE FRIDAY WAS CLASSSSSSS

he knew what he wanted, and went for it.

bad kitty...............they should catch it and cook it

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It looked like a Coatimundi. Kinda a cross between a badger and a racoon.

God damn it! all that hard work teaching it to steal bikini tops and then the little bastard steals food?
ohhh well, back to the drawing board.

I feel sorry for that animal, how the hell is he gonna eat that anal butt plug he just stole from that dirty bitch.

The locals probably scratch their heads at the 100 billion terabytes of video card memory tourist's tie up daily filming that rodent.

What a cute animal

thats why people own 3 golden retievers

Reminds me of someone..hum who ?
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Oh yea my exwife looks all cute and innocent but sure enough she'll grab our stuff and run...

That anorexic bitch needed that lunch. If he would of just hung around she would of purched her self any way.

mugged in brord daylight lol

You must be all retards, it's a Mongoose.

I was hoping he take the bikini,damn lunch..

Bonzo that aint a mongoose retard.

There was a pack of gypsies hiding in the bushes. Watch the vid again and you'll see them too.

This thing is called a Coatimundi there found in mexico and south america. My aunt had one as a pet and that little f--ker was mean. It bite my brother so we had to eat it. It taste like racoon with a hint of badger.

All I could think of while watching this video is how bad I wanted to bang that chick.

Whatever it was, it stole my heart.

You can't blame the little bugger - He saw the opportunity to 'snatch a nice boxed treat'.

JACKED MUTHER FUKER!

thats one big chihuahua

It would be better if it stole her top!!

that bitch looks like she needs a sandwich

yeah the guy says"hold it up" sure so the little animal guy(dont know what the heck he is...) would climb up her and scratch her all to shit,im glad she didnt hold it up... amazing sense of smell btw.

Loved the viseo, but yet again.. Are we to call this extreme?

It's a Coatimundi
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Coatimundi

I dunno about that, check the tails out. One's like a rat's and the other's is like a raccoon's. ? Justsaying

Honestly... it is. the one on Wikipedia's rather fluffy. Check out these Costa Rican ones! They're darker.
http://static.squidoo.com /resize/squidoo_i...atimu ndiCR1.jpg

Yeah, I see it now. Coatimundi, thanks!

ha ha I gotta get me one of those.

wow the things i would eat out of her asshole!

lol that was good but im afraid to say if that was any man in here that thing would have a mouthful of sand after we smash our fist in a Thor like fashion downward on top of its head.

i believe that is a kinkajou.

isn't that a rabbi in rubber?

no.

good one!!!

No, it's Coatimundi. isn't kinkajou a little yellow Pokemon?

no, that's pikachu.

Oh, I thought 'kinkajou' is what an italian says to a hose when he bends it in half? I-a-kinkajou!

Forget the animal, how much for the chick?

They later caught the little critter and shaved his hole body,he was black.

Act two: My turn to walk by all funny and stuff and snatch that uber hot babe away from her towel to my nearby lair.

needs to learn to steal bathing suit tops........

We have those animals in America too, but we call them something else

I've tasted what they put on sandwhiches there...
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If the camera kept going you would see the animal come back and throw the sandwhich back at her shaking its head.
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I wish he would have taken her bikini bottom instead. this girl is really cute.

I think that lil bastard was rather after her swimming suit.

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This animal is a "Kotamundi" We used ta have one living in our back yard, after a while it would come up to you for food. Sick Animals, I would've kicked this one though

that animal wanted her underwear ass i do ...

He would come in handy when I'm at Walmart. really handy if he had a little pouch to store Cd's and stuff. I'd keep him in my purse

I'd buy her some lunch,,,,,,,,,,,,,np :)

once a pig stole my cookies

haha wtf is that?? is cuute haha

They call it Coatimundi, but Tuesdays just as bad!!!!!!

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