He sounded like a Ninja Turtle there for a minute. I bet Splinter's laughing his tail off right about now.

At least he is walking it off.

Ow chin chiwawa!! Uci wah Waaa!!

hahaha excellent decipher!

Those sound like the noises coming from my bedroom !

ONCE AGAIN JUST ANOTHER SUBURANITE LESS A SKATE BOARD

i like how long it takes him to realise this aint gonna work.

Practise for the new drive-by, its called the fly and crash-by

I dont remember this shit happening when I rode my bike..
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Oh ya cause we werent retarted..well some of us anyway...

Woo Woo................. I am sure I heard it in the background!

Oowooowoooowwwoooo, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.... Oh, help me....

cool im gonna do that if it makes me learn instant japanese too

I think it was Klingon. Ironically, that was something he failed to do.

I think it was more like Chinese or Dumbassese, although Gravy may have nailed it

Oddly enough, I know somebody who speaks Klingon and he tells me it is based on Mandarin Chinese...

What is really odd, is that anybody would want to learn Klingon.

he said "i like to mate after battle" also "Hallelujah,"
depending on the context.

To be fair, the bike DID do a perfect backflip.

Thats my name, don't wear it out...

I Love the Chewbacca growling

o shit i lost my ride

Sadly, he failed to read the small print on the bulletproof vests box. It read, "does not protect unless you LAND the retarded stunt..."

after throwing the hapless rider off it's back, the bike gloated with satisfaction, knowing that it was smarter and more athletic than he.

he knew he was gona die so he let go and try to give him self a quick last blowjob

Nice analogy scott, next time i jump off the sears tower ill wear a bullet proof vest

It's polish language morons ;]
He said: 'O kurwaaa ałaa' - something like 'ow fuuck ouuuuuch

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He is SO lucky he curled his body at the end.......he would have instantly died of a broken neck/back.

uaaaahhhhhh gnnnnn nnhaaaa wahaaaaaaaaa bruuuauaaaaarrrrrrg!
This would have been exactly my line, garnished with some racist words against hills.

Oh thoose fucking hills

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that hurts

lol did he say, oucheeewaaawaaa?

raise your hand if you like pancakes

Wow, the impact made him suddenly speak Japanese Sweet

Land it or not, that was some sick fuckin airtime!

His bike was distracted by a pink girly bike with handlebar tails and a flowery white basket.

after impact he said "Ouch Fuck" in Polish :D

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Nothing says "Sweet Trick" like pissing blood afterwards

See how high he got without drugs?

Yet again gravity wins
FUCKING PHSICS

I believe this move is called the "Superman." 2 reasons for that. 1. You get insane air time, and 2. When you land you end up like Christopher Reeves

haha! another grape lady noise!

ah wah, fuck, ah wah-wah...
wtf are you trying to say
good thing he landed on his ass tho

Maybe that was the trick. Is there some kind of rule that says you have to land with your bike?

Wow I didn’t know FAIL had its own language . COOL

At least he was smart enough not to land on his head

haha he turned into a china man

its ok, at least he is walking.

His groan is the most disturbing thing about the video..

he was making those weird noise's like that chick that fell out of the grape stomping competition......hahaha
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that was funny lol.. was he trying a backwards superman!!!!!

what did he say about fucking chiuauas at the end there?

hesitation's a back breaker.

chewbacca makes a return

His friends there must have forgot to tell him that he was suppose to stay with the bike.

It sounded like a sac of potatoes

I thought he was taking a shit there at the end

wow, i know this feeling. the scared bailout when you realize you're not ready to lose sight of the ground.

Now he has spina bifida.

"OH GAWAA OHHHH GAWAAA" lmao

Actually, I think he said:
"OH-OH GOOT GA-WAHH. FOCK GA-WAHWAH.
OHH AUNnNNNnnNN"

Sounded like he needed a pat on the back before his constipation.

Rectum? I guess it probably did.

I thought people always landed on thier feet?

I believe that's cats your thinking of.......that kind
of mistake could cost you

The yell afterwards is priceless lol

damn at least the bike completed the trick and landed on the wheels

i hope that isn't your face dude

ROFL. He gets asked that all the time. Nobody asks me if I'm really The Hoff when I put his face on my avatar

Why are you spaming? and why do you have the most ugly face? oh and btw For all of NT ive stoped speeking in 1337, and i love you Earth Nelson!

everytime use helmet
anyone knows helmets for the butt?

"Wtf!!! Oh yeah, my legs.. Shit..."

Hmmm, was this the new way to learn how to shit? If so, from the moans and groans of sounding like a women pushing out a baby, that must have been a nice shit.

Someone forgot to tell him that the backflip involves ya body to flip to, not just the bike.
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'Back' to the hospital.
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That was funny as in slow mo.
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cool trick maaan

...ah, that was not my bike.

Pretty sweet how he morphs into LONG DUK DONG right afterward...
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Well he was doing a superman backflip so it all went well i thought

Well he was doing a superman backflip so it all went well i thought

lol .. sounded like his loungs collapsed .. happend to me once too .. sounded just like this guy for a good 10 secs lol

he forgot to take his bike with him...

are they speaking gook, I always wanted to learn that language

mee too, even in slowmolike the guy in the ending.
UUUGUAAWAAAAA!!

let me translate for ya... he said "i want full power! fuck chihuahua errrr aaaa oooow"

WOW

i hoped he kissed his ass goodbye because its gone...

That was insane.....

Man he really caught air.

Looks like he's trying to suck himself before he lands..
Awesome language btw, they sound like turkeys! Ugawahaaaah! gobbleeee!

Owowowowowowugggggggggoow oowowoowwwwwa

He tries to make an african voodoo-spell to ease his pain

OOOGOOGAAAWAAA LOL after the thump is hilarious!

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Awesome air time!

thats hang time cherryboy