Wow those thing go really fast ,,,Had no idea!

Would have been a lot funnier if the fat bitch shaking her legs ate it. But still hilarious.
Do Segways come with a dental plan?
If they do, I bet the fat tart in red wishes she'd taken it out or, as she would say "iiiiiiiii wshhhh Iiii hhhhdd ttaakkkeen iiit ouuuu" - its difficult to speak when your jaw and half your face are held together with wire.

I don't think a person should be hurt even if they work for a corporation that pollutes the environment.
Funds the illegal immigration of drugs into this country through covert cia operations. Brain washes people away from a sustainable living . And makes inanimate objects over life worth something...No I do not believe in a earth karma...And Evil is the way of God so is greed. Payback is a gentle friend giving you a pat on the back...Yeah AHa. Fin. Dance

This Shows why fat people shouldn't be allowed to drive segways.

whats the stupid bitch in the front doing? fucking gay ass white people, stupid bitch!

Those things are gay and should be banned!

This shows why fat people should be fed to 3rd world contries through McDonalds.