maybe i'll get one of those when my hind legs give out.

Nice, now she can upgrade to a Rascal.

lmao!!

I had a girlfriend that looked like her.\
She tried to break my heart.
SO I BROKE HER J A W W W !

Maybe a wheelchair is more her speed, probably watched danica patrick run over a crew member, thought she would join the sisterhood of bloody pants.

Women drivers.
What else can you say.

old people should be in wheelchairs , not a segway

That gives me an idea....Riding 'Reel' Mowers....

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Was I the only one thinking this video could have been 4 times funnier.

......or at least could have been titled "Woman on all fours eats it hard"

Nope I have nothing...... Scott have you found religion? It seems that these videos are becoming very tame these days. There could have at least been someone shouting Allah Ak-bah in the background....

Nope...i got nothing

To much money
To little brains

heavy-menstrual

I love the sound of skull bouncing off the concrete.

Its always the redshirts that get it, didn't she watch star trek.

4 old, independent women acting like kids? It must be Segs in the City.

Gold!

that as sweet do it again

I was hoping the idiot at the start would get owned

she even got rejected by her segway.

Hey, Rubbing is racin'

SHE WAS TOO CLOSE FOR DRAFTING HUH SCOTTY LOL

This made my day. There is nothing that says "I am an idiot" the way segway does.

segways are the skateboards of the middle aged
they only become interesting when u combine them with someone who has bad motorskills

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im so glad the cameraman zoomed in just in time to watch that fat cunt bust her face....sorry for cussin

She's ok, you guys. Her tittees broke her fall.

White people can't bounce. I'll see myself to the door thanks.

They thought they were cool ridin' in those dumbass things.....

She was riding dirty.

Fat chick on a little Segway..fat chick on a little Segway....

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.... so did you find it funny?

Segways were invented so that idiots could pay to make fools of themselves. See, now they can contribute too the economy.

Thought it was near impossible to fall off those things

Her face made a segway straight to the ground ......... just shoot me get it over with

A woman cant even drive a segway.

How's this for stupid..in Britain you're not allowed to use segways unless you stay on private land, You can't ride them on the roads because they have no tax or insurance and obviously you can't ride them on the pavement. (Health and safety gone mental)

Brits on holidays... oh dear

... like a bitch on wheels...

sorry, thats all I got
(i can't get that song outta my head now...la la la la)

I don't think the fact that she was a blonde had anything to do with it.

Women in control of shit.. Always a bad idea..

Next time use your feet BIAATCH

reminded me of diddy kong racing

just another reason why women should'nt drive

Somebody needs to get out there and Drive Mrs. Daisy, she obviously can't handle the responsibility.

this is the only thing i like about modern technology.

Another example of the uncontrollable mating call of segway's in the wild.

If I have to ware a helmet on a bike that bitch should have to ware one also. Its ok she had enough botox in her face she didn’t feel a thing.

Thats why women should stick to nothing more technical than hi-heels Show offs.

Segway's version of Hammer Time! That'll teach the magpies!

Teaches her to show off

she wasn't even showing off, it was the other lady.......and besides that i love the old man at the end giving a thumbs up

ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha hah aha haha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol.. serves her right lol.. fat bitch!!!!!

I have watched this like 5 times. I love it, can't get enough of it.

WTF?!! I'd never heard of Evilchili until now!! I also notice its webmaster is a fan of Sushi and Larryvee's work as well; the thieving swine. I'd sue for breach of copyright, but I can't be bothered.

I just went to evilchili and he sideswipped my "teabagged" line. I swear to god, I made that up and it's on page three.

I posted that line on June 7th on page 4 of NT and he stole it on June 8th on page 3 of evilchili. BASTARD

Yep he used liacon's line on the badger to.
and a lot of other people's stuff.
Never heard of that site
This guy must be trying to promote it here.

Thanks for the backup. I guess that makes him/her an N-T-Wanna-Be. I wonder if that person posts on here? It's probably Ossama or Kyo or some other turd.

Those things should be made faster, so we could have a lot of fun here at NT

Gravy I just checked it out. Those bastards are stealing straight from this site. Like killerdude said, that badger line was made up in my own fucked up head. Well they can steal all they want because we have best at this site

Holy Shit, I just made a discovery. Evilchili is a branch off of Break.com. If you go to Break.com, you'll see my picture and see that I've been a member for a couple of years. My old site is stealing from us. Actually I feel a little honored

that motherfucker stole my comment about the gladiator chick on may 23...
http://evilchili.com/inde x/0/1/14/0/
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12115042...s_Wro ng/comment

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

I dont like Chillies...evil or otherwise... they give me gas... so I'll stick to Nothing Toxic... safer that way...

Segways have to be the faggiest form of transportation on the planet.
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Even spring-shoes are way cooler.

Ohhhhhhh ohhhh YEAH! Bite the curb!!!!!

the bitch riding on the left of the wipeout lookes totally embarresed that the fat whore fell. "jesus, cindy can't even ride a segway without fucking up, im so humiliated"
besides, the fat whore was trying to get all sideways on her machine, you can see her trying to carve but she turns into that other lame whore and ends up eating mall carpet, not MOLL carpet like she is used to...

a face plant on carpet is better than concrete.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA She was sooo happy before the fall HAHHAHAHAHAHA I'm sure this marked her retirement from attempts at being cool. She needs to just stick to calm safe activities like watching DFT News on Digitalfuntown.com

Ahh that was brilliant Do it again.

There's nothing funny about a happy lady face planting on the ground. that's just plain mean.
btw, i'm going emo.

Segway...eat fresh

damn dem shits got mo pep den me thoughts, holller at ya boy shorty.....im white.

whats even funnier then the vid is the snapshot of all the fat bitches standing outside Mcdonalds like they just had a fucking marathon for eating.

thats what you get for being rich!

They obviously forgot the first rule of driving: Don't let a woman drive anything. Ever.
Although this turned out OK next time, it could be a man or a child that gets hurt. Fat bitches can do some pretty serious impact damage you know...

haha, click it or ticket bitch

She should stay in the kitchen where she belongs...as a matter of fact, bitch where's my sandwich...

"Gonna' be sore in the mornin'..." - Hellboy

Women drivers: no survivors.

After that mishap she 'segwayed' into an ambulance.

She is litteraly rofl couse she knows it dont matter shes rich bitch I wish someone would have rolled up and stole her ride that would have been funny.

This video was a great segway from the car hitting the deer.
P.S. Hemightbefatbutthatsnotan excuse

Fat chicks doing what they do best - Eating it.

Whats a Segway?..............
A lot more than the designers planned for with that bitch on it. BaDoom-Doom.

I think it's funny when other people get hurt.

That's Karma for the stuck up rich bastards.
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I sometime say "Why the hell didn't anyone help them when they got smashed"...here, I would not be able to as I would be LMFAO hardcore.
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Her girlfriend did a fast sexy dance and after a little grinding into each other it segued into her going down on the carpet.

i still want one

I want to have my legs surgically removed and a set of tracks put down there, I'll never have to walk again.

woman consists of two parts, her mind and her body, only the body has more fun

they get up and go those segways

Could of been funnier if she slipped and it accidentally slipped up her vagina.

the carpet got the worst part...

Wow those thing go really fast ,,,Had no idea!

Would have been a lot funnier if the fat bitch shaking her legs ate it. But still hilarious.
Do Segways come with a dental plan?
If they do, I bet the fat tart in red wishes she'd taken it out or, as she would say "iiiiiiiii wshhhh Iiii hhhhdd ttaakkkeen iiit ouuuu" - its difficult to speak when your jaw and half your face are held together with wire.

I don't think a person should be hurt even if they work for a corporation that pollutes the environment.
Funds the illegal immigration of drugs into this country through covert cia operations. Brain washes people away from a sustainable living . And makes inanimate objects over life worth something...No I do not believe in a earth karma...And Evil is the way of God so is greed. Payback is a gentle friend giving you a pat on the back...Yeah AHa. Fin. Dance

This Shows why fat people shouldn't be allowed to drive segways.

whats the stupid bitch in the front doing? fucking gay ass white people, stupid bitch!

Those things are gay and should be banned!

This shows why fat people should be fed to 3rd world contries through McDonalds.

They are only good for blowjobs, thats it.

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Shoulda walk stupid bitch!

haha give us a smile

shes hatin it