I about pissed myself ... Funny as hell.

Even Wesley Snipes is thinking, damn he's black! He's like blue-black. I mean a quarter
till midnite black. He use to get counted absent
all the time at night-school

That dude's so black when he sweats he looks like Patton leather!
It would have been funnier if it were live!

hell yeah!!! this live on TV. They cried for These Jackson tits...i guess you would see riot and murder for that fucking shit fly in his mouth

Are you fukn dumb ,,he wasnt saying it was live read his comment he was replying to scottys wishing it was live,,

hes so black he paid for college by selling his sweat as boot polish

Darth Vader is watching this guy to figure out how to get his shit so dark.

am i the only one kind of slightly offended at the black jokes? I like black jokes, but only when they're over the top. subtle, "it's ok", black jokes seems ironically mean. I don't know-
Herr goes: what do you get when you cross a samoan and a black dude?
some mo ni66az.

what do u get when you cross your mom and a group of well endowed negroes? just another night at the office! BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

good one asswipe.

DAAARKNESSSSSS! COME HERE DARKNESS!

lol , he sure know alot of big words.

Notice how professional and educated he sounded before the fly flew into his mouth...then he went straight up ghetto...hilarious.

I like how he swicthes between on-air voice to weezie from the jeffersons in a split second.

You can take the man out of the ghetto, but you cant take the ghetto out of the man.
So funny.

He wen't from professional to Mother Fucker in 3 secs.

if a fly in the mouth did that just imagine how hes gona react when he hears u talk about his mama

durin his early years as news anchor robert mugabe showed signs of cuntism

Whatever happened to Chris Woods the flys don't want anyone talking........

Yeah yeah, all know the common housefly has never ventured outside it's rural habitat and into the big city......

Thats it blame the whole town and location because a fly went in your mouth.....for future refrence...keep that big trap shut and it wont happen

Apparently, he later swallowed a spider? Perhaps he'll die.

He mentiones the word fuck 6 times in half a minute.If this were a film lasting 90 minutes that would be 1080 times and easily the record.Amazing achievement

Then his name would be Samual Motherfucking Jackson!

I've already started an anti-prejudice organization called "Creating Understanding on Nothing Toxic." If anyone would like their free C.U.N.T. badge, please let me know.

Count me in!! I have spent my life in the persuit of C.U.N.T. I have dedicated time, funding and all my expertise to C.U.N.T. I have even been known to do voluntary work on their behalf. It is fair to say that C.U.N.T. is a huge part of my life, and i would very much like to be let in!

I like it. Free C.U.N.T. for all.
Hand me the pen.

Count me in too, Lord LG. It has been my life's dream to wear a C.U.N.T.

I've been called C.U.N.T. loads of time, I'm surprised all those people new I was a member

A little off topic, but I've been meaning to ask you;
Do you know what kind of bee gives milk?
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A boobie

Ummm, wouldn't that be a BOObee?!?!

LG, I hope you don't mind, but I have done some provisional artwork ideas for the C.U.N.T badges, I would appreciate your opinion, I think this will make the message on the badge very clear
http://japanfocus.org/ima ges/UserFiles/Ima...BIN%2 0LADEN.jpg

...Bin Laden's 6th grade school picture.

Only a mother could love that face.

Thanks Sushi, i get tired of shoot at the pictures of my ex girlfriend at the gun range.....

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Forget comment of the day! It should be C.U.N.T. of the day and you, LG would get it today

LMFAO! I'm not only a member I'm the President!
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Comment of the YEAR! Funny stuff!

Not to be outdone, I too, have started an organization for racist who wish to express their racist feelings toward certain ethnic groups. I'll call it Freedom of Articulating Gross Speech: F.A.G.S.!

Cunt me in too

sushi, gravy you are two crazy and funny mo-fos. cervesas to botha ya! ..and one for nico, one of my other favs!
thanks for making this comment section so friggin funny!
<---cucarachito

I couldn't agree with you more, Cuc.
Those members you mentioned are three of my
faves also and are, without a doubt, among NT's best...and they're not drama kings. Bonus!

i hope it isn't to late to ask, but can i be a C.U.N.T to?lol

Can you be? Dude, you've always been.
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Only kiddin' witcha!
Go Celtics!

lol, oh man, i had no idea..but thanks..I've dreamed of being a C.U.N.T. all my life..

You always have been bro.

lol, man you guys make me feel so special..we can all be C.U.N.T.'s for life..

It'd be an honour to be a C.U.N.T... I'd wear the badge with pride..... cheers dude

IM IN SIR TY FOR THE INVITE

C.U.N.T. sounds really good to me. Where should I put my John HanCOCK?

Clearly a case for exorcist Father Damien Karras. Did you all notice how his personality switched from the professional news reporter to the racist bigoted all out evil character of Satan after ingesting the fly, a.k.a. Pazuzu?

Oops, I forgot these

..."What the fuck is that?! Shit! I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town!"...

I feel sorry for him. Oh, and the reporter too I guess.

Tell you what, I thought that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Haha!

haha i love how he puts on the whte voice and then "the fuck is that?", epic video

Nice, he goes from Bryant Gumble to Ol Dirty Bastard in a matter of seconds. Amazing

he is a credit to his profession.

i bet hes got a big dick

for a minute i thought he was getting a muslim exorcisem

Respectable news reader to "What the fuck is dat. Shit, damn these country ass crackers tryin a fly shit in mah mouth"

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DATS RACIST!!!!

hahaha.... He starts off talking perfect english...then BLAM, "Wha da fuk was dat?" hahaha....classic.

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In the ghettooooo
IN THE GHETTOOOOOOO! HEEEYYYY HOOOOO!

I tried thinking of a good one liner, but was laughing to hard at all the comments. Liacon, you are the master of comments!

I second that. LG's comment was the best of the month. And yes, I'll teke a CUNT badge.

ROFL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

Bet he thought; "Damn! So that's how rednecks get their proteins."

ahhh the mother nature

Funniest thing about this video is how he Goes from his Whitey radio Voice to Ebonics in a Split Second

Transformers! More than meets the eye!

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"..I'm dying in this country ass fucked up town.."

"....shit flying in my mouth...what the fuck I can't see....gota get the fuck out his country Mother Fucker......I cant see when...."

ROTFL That was brilliant

Even after cremation Gary Coleman lives.

"...and that was the news for today from me, Mr Jive Ass Nigga, good night"

To hell with being PC. Thats funny.

the video - hilarious
the comments - hilarious

lets hear it for the NT gang!!!

More "shit" came out of his mouth then what went in.

must of been talking shit.
people in Africa watching this just did a collective,
So?

ROFL....Way to go NT crew!!!!!
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this vid. this guy went from Bryant Gumbell to Richard Pryor in a split second.
Funny Shit!!!

Great Vid

Hello, This is John with channel 7 news.. AWWW SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DOG? SHIT FLYIN IN MY MOUTH YO

Mr. LG, I would love to be a C.U.N.T just like you!

Exact-a-mundo

C.U.N.T

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racism is for fags

too bad asshole. ohh by the way its no different than your "fag" comment. so preach your word some place else you clown.

yeah well you are still a douche

AGREED!

glad to see im not alone

if an ape swallowed a fly i don't think it would've reacted even close to how this man reacted. if you're going to be racist, at least come up with something half-way believable. in the end we're all humans.

First there was Bryant Gumbel, now there's Bryant Gumbo.

poor fly

wow. when the camera was on he ACTED LIKE HE WAS CIVIL. but one wrong thing and boom he goes back to his roots...get it! roots. ha ha
in africa that would have been dinner

He is a thoughtless bastard...there are starving people in Africa and he spit out a perfectly good fly. Hope that fly just got through sucking on a nice warm pile of fresh cow shit or licking a dead skunk.

He didn't have to swallow the damn fly. Spit the fucker out next time, Mr. Reporter.

Like turning on a light switch, I live for the moment Oboma does the same thing him and his street corner old lady.

this one had me laughing for a loong time
"country-ass, fucked up town..."
Best ive seen so far

hahahaha that was one of the best videos ive seen in agesssssss ahhahaha FAVOURITED!!!!!!

This is now in my top 5 n t best Brill.In the u k a lot of news broadcasts are live.I woul;d have given anything to see him do this on live tv

Richard Pryor, the early years!!!

Lol. He tries the 50's square whiteboy voice, but you know its not real. Just need him to eat a fly to show you that

This is the big one Ester, I comen babay, I am a dien.

Proof that while trying to maintain a professional appearance.... Dark ass mofo's like this ALWAYS come back to their ebonic roots.

huh... So flays aren't racist

I have been watching NT for years. Only site I come to daily. I never posted before and I will never post again.
This is got to be one of the funniest vids I ever seen.
"What the Fuck was that ?! I am dying in this country ass fucked up town. Shit flying in my mouth! Dam Fuck! I can't see, let's get the Fuck out out this country mouther fucker!"
Word.
Don't vote for me, I ain't worth it, I don't want 'em.

i cnt stop laughing lol that was funny.. he should swap jobs for stand up comedy

you can take the homey out the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out the homey!

this is actually the funniest video I have ever seen. Does he have a striking resemblance to that dude on reading rainbow that play toby in "roots"? Anyway, this video is a must see.

Any GHETTO TV Station , looking for a news reporter ???

AS THE MORAL SAY: THE FLY GOES DIRECTLY TO THE SHIT...NO MORE COMMENTS...HEHEHE

This is the kind of stuff I wish would make the news so that people would learn to place less value in these trife newscasters. For some real FAKE news people should check out DFT News on Digitalfuntown.com. It's just as funny, and it's not a mistake

Obviously he would rather be in malaria-infested tropical jungles swallowing mosquitos the size of his nuts.
I think the only thing missing in the video is a "country" pigeon pooping on his head as a bonus...

tasted like shit I bet

Go eat some crispy fried chicken that will push it down and make you feel better.

lol, reminds me of the episode of seinfeld where george swallows a fly and starts freaking out

this is what I call "a nigga moment" (boondocks)

Bernie Mac was never cut out to be a reporter

WHEN STRAIGHT OUT OF AFRICA CONTINUES...

and he wants to be president................ .

He went drom Bryant Gumbal to Katt Williams in .034 seconds.

lol, Beëlzebub on take
(a.k.a. lord of the flies)

ahaha thats the funniest "black moment" ever

Priceless.

I'm calling fake. They wouldn't keep the camera rolling after the first swear word... no?

Was it a fly or a very miniature chicken?

Poor fly...gonna have to lick a cow's ass now to get the taste of reporter out of his mouth.

How do have the balls to make a comment like that

Guess I was just born with a quick wit rather than a big cock. Kind of like most NT viewers...lol.

DAMNED GOOD 1 REDNECK

I think he worked on a farm and dealt with many cows who were also reporters. So, he would just know best.

A couple of breath mints might have kept the fly out of his mouth... Just saying.

I once new an old black dude who swallowed a fly...

I think this proves without a doubt that, those bugs do NOT taste like chicken.............
.....Anyhoo.............. ..is this thing on?...............
.......(crickets).......

this guy is killing me
clip is genius
he should be awarded a fuckin' Nobel price for being hillarious
killing me, seriously, i stopped breathing for several minutes after watching

I think I may have a new hero. Fucking funny as hell.

fly murderer.

ROFL!
Lookes like a bird flew into his mouth!
...reply from studio "emm, you are live"...

*dies laughing* I don't care, I don't care! Let me laugh!

LOL. Funniest shit ever. love how he sounds like the typical on seen reporter and breaks into OG tude when he swallows a bug. Classic!

The reporter was closer to the truth than he realised.
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the guy killed himself cos he psyched out about the flies and fired off a whole mag of bullets from his submachine gun to get the flies....it was just a shame that people were walking around at that moment.
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I can relate....here in Oz they are fucking annoying so much that ya feel like using whatever possible to get them.
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I like to pretend that the flies are the middle east and the fly spray is the only course of action....ya getting my drift!?!
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THIS IS AN NT CLASSIC....YOU CAN POST THIS ONE AGAIN TOMORROW SCOTT!!
i WATCHED THIS OVER AND OVER....IT BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES (OF LAUGHTER!)

do black people get sunburnt?

that was the fly talking from inside his throat.

He so black he looks blue.!! but thx for the laugh

BULLSEYE! nice fly.

The GM at that station should insist he only do live reports to boost the ratings. I'd watch.
to LG for a record day
I want a stinkin' badge too!

Techno Remix anyone?

Shut-up already, otherwise everybody will want one...

must of been the chicken he ate

this guy is funny. I like his humour --it is so articulate .

his breath was stanky dats y da fly went in his mouth

Why is this racist? Do people know what racist is anymore?

I feel sorry for the fly

Man is he fast.....he went from zero to negro in ten seconds.

what he meant to say was..."what was that? I believe a winged insect entered my mouth. How distasteful. We must leave this rural location at once. The pollen here is unbearable...causing my eyes to tear up. I should have purchased some "OFF" ..that would keep these pests away. Lets resume our broadcast.

Black people...

the background was so black that i coudn't see the fly...

There was a fly? Put him on some water skis and you'd have a top water jig...

lol listen to his voice change hahaha

thats funny.... I bet his friends he hangs around with every day just have a ball just watching him acting like that on TV...

Talking like a white guy until an insect fly's in yo mouth huh pat-na.

Channel 4 called, they want there microphone back. YOUR FIRED. Now go back to collecting my trash, beeeatch. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

what a shame that black presenters think thay have to imitate white people............stfu and stop posting all u racist cunts

Love the way he turns from an apparent sohisticated, urbane, media professional into a jungle savage in about two nanoseconds.
It's pretty clear how he was brought up isn't it

Keep your mouth shut or brush your teeth

nice one ha ha shit flyin in ma mouth ..

"What Really Happened on That Thursday here at Augusta High School" Cooaapuutt wha tha FUCK was that? This Country azz fucked up azz, Lmfao, classic how he changed so quickly, lol...

i hate you whitey

Shut up Clarence Thomas. My bad he hasn't said shit sense they made him a judge. Every body is always trying to be white insecure pavement laying oil hording corporate enslavement of indigenous brown people. That boy, boy lives in the masters house..If I had lots of Money I'd hire Ninja's.Just a matter of when...Sleep...Dance

WHAHA

what's a "mouf"?

Hahahaha That's the funniest shit ever. I feel ya bro Id be the same way. I just sent this to like 10 people. Hahah Funny shit.

more reporters like this.
"Motha fucka floodin has fucked up everybodies shit in Iowa today, so these mutha fuckas are leaving the damn town. Back to you, Dick."

ITS TRUE FLYS GO TO SHIT

He went from Carlton to Jazz in 1 second flat.

a bitch im from augusta

Funniest shit I've seen since I've been back. With his country ass

You can take a gangsta out of the hood and convince him to wear a suit, but you cant take the hood out of the gantsa.

just goes to show you that behind every black TV personalities facade lies a ghetto talking piece of shit nigga

word

Exactly would be a better term and not sound this "nigga way" you humans seem to have a problem with. If you are going to be a human do it properly.

DAT WAS A MUDDA FUKI'N TSETSE MO FO....NOW GO HOME!!!!!

How did he go from whitey to black ghetto trash in less than a second?

You should be use to eating shit like that.

he is one nigger frog

Itsallgoodinahood!

I can honestly say I laugh every time I watch this video. Too funny!!!

This always cheers me up or better yet keeps me rollin'

so the fly killed the kid then?

now thats a funny nigger

while y'all bullshittin, Obama would be da same way if dat bug flew in his mouth..........LMFAO!

check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

ok spoke a like normal human white male then along a fly and sez word up so then the reporter decides to get in touch with his roots and comes an absolute truth life does have it's moments

Shit be flyin' in ma mouf.... Dude was Bryant Gumball for a few seconds then his natural Samual Jackson couldn't help but take over!.
Typical Jungle Bunny

are all black people like this?

yes,yes they are.

I know this guy

HAHAHAHAHA

TOP TEN FUNNIE RITE HERE

shut up and enjoy it asshole

"lead to chris woods death"....wwwwoooooockap. ... then the total change of voice happens lmfao