"what'd you hit?" To bad he was dead or else he could've said "your MOMMA"

"OK, now 'Ffffuhhuuhhh fffthhhppppthuhhuu' isn't really telling me anything."

If he would hit his momma as hard as he hit the concrete, then his condom would need a helmet.
^ Proof that the girlfriends of "fail" bikers and skateboarders are fat.

uuuum, concrete

Hu, he could have saved a couple3 a hundred bucks on a bike and just run and jumped off those steps onto his face!

ray charles on camera ''what did u hit''

There is a bike move called the pancake.
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He got them mixed up.
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Great, really GREAT

'Face' it kid, you'll never make it as a stuntman in Hollywood. So 'plant' your asss back in front of your xbox 360 and log onto live.

Yep...there's no 'restart level' in Life.
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I could do with some bloody cheat codes though.
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The town's only tourist attraction is the fucking divot in the concrete that looks like a pothole... pathetic motel-looking building, the people on the first floor gotta climb downstairs to get out.

HOLY SHIT! His hat might be damaged.

i would like to see a statistic about deaths involving stairs im pretty sure it would have undergone a 5000% increase since some dipshit invented the skateboard

He should have super glued his helmet on

Or just stuck to walking down stairs....much easier and safer.
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Damn, that guy was out to lunch.

He hit the concrete, im not paying tax dollars for some punks to go around smashing innocent pavement with their heads. Punks.

Hahaha.... Comte Mede de Sivrac, would be pissing himself about now
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Comte Mede de Sivrac: http://www.enchantedlearn ing.com/inventors...b/bic ycle.shtml

he got what he deserved , he had just stolen that bike.

lol....aint Karma a bitch with a chainsaw.
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Apparently things didn't go as planned, back to the old drawing board.

Back to the stabilizers.

training wheels?

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A more appropriate title for this vid would have been--- " INSANE jump on a bike ends with COOL faceplant"

He never liked his nose anyway.
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Face, meet concrete...concrete, meet face.
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The are now blood related.
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What did you hit,,,THE FUKN CONCRETE

i el oh el'd

I hope the bike did not sustain any permanent injuries.
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That would be devastating.
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What......There was a dude in the video was there.....Oh.....Well did he make sure that the bike was aright?
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By NT standards the kid nailed the landing. Plus, I think his long hair padded his the fall, so hes ok and should just walk it off.

"what'd ya hit" Looks like his face to me

When I see vids like that I thank God that I am to fukin lazy to ride a bike.

Scott, get the "Hosted at Nothingtoxic.com" thing out of the way of the smashed face.

Bit of smashed face and wrist bones will keep him thinking about this a while..

Poor bike didn't deserve that treatment...

thank god for pegs

Seeing your avi I'd say, "God save us from pigs".

Or, when I see your avatar. "Thank god for Eyelids".
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"dude whered you hit" urrrmm my face a little bit my legs my meat n 2 veg my arms my chest my knees and my feet hurt a bit aswell!

looks like he got de-railed...

... once again , GRAVITY RULES !!!

'What's you hit?'.....'The fucking ground, asshole!'

That might knock some sense into his emo ass.

Thousands of videos on the 'net with the same results and they keep producing more.
THANX!

Shiiiit.....french kissed by the concrete monster. At that exact moment his dad was getting knocked off his bike at the beach and getting his head slammed by a cop.

Why do they always do this shit over cement? I mean after watching 100+ videos of skaters and BMXers messing their faces up you'd think they'd start practicing over grass or sand.

..........Still LAFAO!!!

Wow he really got stoned, plastered. wasted and baked.

Nice landing

where's the airbag when you need it

We just found one.

CLEAN & PERFECT!!! there is no better way to land that bike!!

His face became an airbag. It must have swollen up like Rosie O'Donnells face.

and then you might ask yourself, why this guys become liberals, because first they damaged their head and then they want the goberment to take care of them...

don't these guys ever come to NT? They might get a clue...........

he loved the earth soo much he felt the need to kiss it big time

That was a nice one. I give it a 7.8

"...what'd you hit?" Is that really what he asked him? FFS - his buddy needs a turn at faceplanting methinks.

Lol exactly what I was thinking maybe "OMG are you okay"

my name is asswipe, nd this is my scar story.

"what did you hit" well if i was the guy on the ground and diddn't bite off my tougne i would say "well theres a couple things, rail, then bike, then ground, oh and i think my shoulder hit my asshole"

He said "Dude, what did you hit?????" That is freakin one for the Captain Obvious file!!!

rock a by biker on the rail top.....
when i fuck my bunny hop my body will flop.......
when my bike breaks
my body will fall.......
at least my face will heal but my ego is small.

GOODNIGHT...

Where did you hit?...
Are people truly that dumb today?
Is that not blatantly obvious?
IT WAS HIS HEAD DIP SHIT

What exactly was "cool" about this "jump"? In other news, I'm pretty sure he's dead.

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Loved it!!!

very nice