Brings new meaning to getting chucked out of a plane
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The real reason he puked was her boner was poking him in the ass.

Maybe it was the first time he had been down on a woman!?!?!?

With any luck, this happened directly above where that gang was kicking the guy to death.

pussy

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I said bring it on! Not bring it up, bitch!

off topic but in tribute to liacons new joke book:
a chinese woman goes to the bank to change up up 1 million yen
bank clerk:thank u mam that is $200
chinese woman:flank u
the next day the chinese lady takes in another 1 million yen
bank clerk:thank u thats $150
chinese woman: yesserday u give 200 dowwar
bank clerk:fluctuation
chinese woman: eh fluc u white people 2

Hey slash, want to bet that vomit was sour pork and rice

Looks the same going in as it does going out.
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A guy gets pulled over and the Officer says to him, "Sir your eyes are bloodshot and glassy, have you been drinking?"
The guy looks the Officer right in the face and says, "Officer your eyes are kind of glazed over, have you been eating donuts?"

Maybe he was smoking beansprouts.

Climb aboard the Vomit Comet.

Not exactly, *In coming* more like, *Out going*.

the upchuck express.

Never Eat A Banana Before Going Skydiving

It's good practice for when she decides to become a baby oven and has to burp children

Believe it or not, i'm walking on air, I never thought I coul...BLRRRRRAHHH!

he ate at the Fook Hing Restaurant

man u know sometimes when u get a whiff of vomit it makes u wanto vomit well i was seriously hoping the girl whould chuck her breakfast all over the back of the guys head

2 asian pornstars = wunlongdong and heehungto

Hmmm, I woulda thought it would have flown upwards

Very little puts me off my liquid lunch but i think thats done it
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On a side note: What do you call 2 asian lesbians??
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Twocanchew

i would have cut him loose

3rd asian pornstar= wunlilquim

He probably ate the last slice of pizza.

Sorry fellas, I just glanced at the C.U.N.T. manual, under the "Smoked Out Comments" section, and saw that this one (last slice of pizza) was smoked out. So being that that's the case, I would like to take this opportunity to rephrase my comment...
Maybe he ate the last shrimp egg roll.

i laughing even harder because of the people on the ground that got covered in that shit.

Aww, man! I wanted to see him puke BEFORE the chute opened! That way the vomit would have risen, in more than one way!

I love the smirk on girls face as if to say," PUSSY! "

was the puker a guy? Looked like an ugly pessy girl to me.

Is it just me, or is it raining salami and anchovies?
P.S. norm said it was delicious.

" I suppose a quick snog is out of the question?"

In true Mythbusters style he was experimenting to see if he could beat his spew to the ground.

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Ah the technicolour yawn in all it's glory.

at least it didnt go back up into their faces....actually that would have been 50x better

Prt 2 of the video: Man gets into terrible car accident after blinded by raining sushi.

hahaha, nice pukage china man.

check his underwear...

Judging by her smile, I think she liked it.

She must be used to throwing his shit back up as well.

a 'Hot Lunch' is just one of the many perks of being a skydiving instructor

joke is shit..........

The video didn't bother me but some of those jokes almost made me puke.

If I had her as my jump instructor
I would be strapped facer her and there would be a long white string of sticky stuff cumming out of me.

Hate to see where that landed at that rate of speed!! YUK

I would so cut him loose

So a guy gets drunk at the pub and pukes all over himself. He looks at his friend and goes "My fucking wife is going to kill me!"
His friend says "Just put 20 bucks in your shirt pocket and when you get home tell your wife that someone puked on you and gave you money for the cleaning bill."
He thinks it's a great idea and proceeds to drink himself into a stupor. When the man staggers in the door, his wife screams "What the fuck? You're piss drunk and covered in vomit!"
The man says, "No problem, some bastard puked on me, but he stuck 20 bucks in my pocket to pay for it."
His wife says "But this is 40 dollars!"
The man replies, "Oh yeah, he shit my pants too."

Ramon noodles on the fly.

wtf did he eat,clay?

thats the reason because chicken don't fly

one question? ho of the two is the woman

I thought it was gonna fly back in her face.

It was red
I think he forgot to spit out her tampon before they jumped . Oh my "the mile High Club " Is it actually worth it?

He was blowing chunks because he was thinking about being drunk and blowing chunks the night before. Chunks is the name of his dog!

Looks like he's Asian so I bet he did that on purpose. (needless to say, this is a reference to all the fucked up Asian stuff on teh intarwebz)

Me puke long time.

T'aint no way I'm jumping out of a perfectly good airplane

and that's how sushi was created , for those sushi lovers.. salud..

SHE HAD HER PENIS in/up his anus. hemp hemp hemp hemp

thanks for posting this video, after watching the head stomping, i needed a good laugh

It would have been better if it shot up in her mouth

I'd kill him. I would remove him from the parachute, somehow. I would have no other choice.
I hate vomit.

i know im not the only one that thought he was going to throw up in her face

i'd still eat what he threw up over airplane food

I thought the puke would eventually fly upward in the girl's face

sushi go bye bye

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There goes this mornings chow mein!

makes me hungry