dont u hate it when an unexpected apperance of blood spoils ya fun

It doesn't spoil my fun. That's what I want. Maybe I'm a vampire. I'm going to have to check my family history.

I just caught that, damn I'm drunk already. Well you know what kind of blood I'm talking about, and it's not that kind, fucking gross, repulsive, and disgusting. Fuck, now I need a drink.

he doesn't deserve that "Live free or die" tattoo on his left pectoral.

the 1st rule of fight club - do not defend in fight club

3rd rule of fight club, take your shirt off so you don't get blood on it, because you don't defend in fight club.

This is actually a pretty good fighting technique. See the plan is too bleed all over the ground and when your opponent slips in your blood, you pounce on top of him

'Bleeding Tiger Technique', followed by 'Panther Pounce Style'.
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You are very wise Mr. Liacon.....
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Jokes on them he has AIDs.

Would this be classed as the fastest fight ever or the shortest?.....or both? im confuzzled

Loser bragging to his mom: "Ha!!! You should have seen what my nose did to that guy's fist!"
Ok, I'll get my coat.....

I know I'm going to lose, so I will take my shirt off so I don't get my blood all over it.
My money is always going to be on the guy with the hat.

see when a white boy wins he actually shows some empathy and dont kick him to death...no callin mutha fucka and .how u look now bitch..im the man cocksucker..well done white boy

If he was ghetto the same shit would happen, i know im from Russia.

fucking idiot, you watched ONE fucking video of a white guy not kickin someone when they are down and u say thats because white people are better than blacks. you watched one fucking video and thats enough conclusive evidence for u? ive been beaten up by 3 white guys and they definately took their turns in kcikin me when i was down but it doesnt mean that all white or black... oh forget it, ur just a dumb cunt.

errm, he is going on about how white people are above and beyond kicking people when they are down (u only have to look at this site for 5 minutes to find loads of videos that disproves his silly assertion). coward pussies kick people when they are down, it doesnt matter what colour u are, if u do that, ur a scumbag coward piece of shit. furthermore, how do u know i am actually black? i am half black, half white, and i cant stand people saying stupid shit like that. if a black person was picking on a white person, i am 100% just as likely to get involved and put the idiot in his place. i am not a pc person by any means, i love racist jokes and lighthearted race jibes, but stupidity doesnt make me a happy person. dont be so fucking hung up on race, its lame.

Have we started yet?

Like Slash said, "don't mess with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking".

All I can think of is
Were in the Tornado....That last vid fucked me up gonna be hearing that shit all day..

Yeah, I hear you, Killertornado........
DAMN!

oh well better luck next time

wow, that's pretty bad bleeding for a nose. owned.

cool. he won a hat at the end.
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He should dress up as an elf, he would look great with his big red nose.

lol.....Rudolf would be jealous.
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He learned his technique from that instructinonal "How To Whoop Ass in 3 Seconds" video.

I don't understand. Why don't the spectators run jump and kick the winner?

How did I know the shirtless guy was gonna loose?

First video of that kind which involved germans.

^v are these 2 avys the same guy?

^v ...are these two avys the same guy?

You tell us.

You tell us.

he saved his fists and blocked all of those punches with his face

Your iron face technique is weak,go back to the temple and practice some more young douche.

how much does your grandma weight?....just wondering

I don't know,about 165 pounds maybe,something in that range.

OMG SEND N00DZ!!!!!

now little johnny no shirt will be taking the short bus to school everyday

That's the fucking problem with those young Germans!!! Never heard of Blitzkrieg...

hes pretending to be hurt so he can silently re arm and blitzkrieg the mother fucker at school tomorow

freaking nazi

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@vid: We got a bleeder!!!

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Psst, it's an NT ad that apparently you have yet to encounter.

Oh. Missed that. for your help. I don't need no stinkin similies, I am looking for some good metaphors though.

Hope this helps you, my friend;
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It is raining cats and dogs.
Life has a tendency to come back and bite you in the ass.
A light in a sea of darkness.
A laugh in a sea of sadness.
Once your hearts been broken it grows back bigger.
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Thanks for the cold one.

cocine weakens the nose pal........but for some reason i'd think he smokes instead of snorts so maybe he's just fragile

No...fighting skills...whatsoever....

'we got a bleeder!!'

he's got a broken nose, he's got a broken nose, he's got a broken nose..................... .

The VCR is my lovebox

stop being silly

haste ne gebrochen nase alter, is mir auch schon mal passiert alter. mach schluß alter. es ist vorbei alter. deutsche dvu buben. they germans are stupid as hellll!!!!!!!

splat!

"Oh no! Blood! Someone call my mom! Cancel the fight!"
Puuussssyyyy!!

he nose when to stop

libs never fight, they are libs not patriot fighters...

hilarious subtitle