Comments - Training Soldier Gets an Unexpected Surprise

category: Funny | views: 68192 | posted on: 06/14/2008

There's a certain Marine that can take care of this problem. Is there a cliff nearby?

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:03am

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If Germany used them in WW2...the war might have been different. We would have been laughing so much we would have all been shot.
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Dobermann [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:25am

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What do you mean? Germany did use them in WW2... icon_neutral.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:46am

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Yeah, but that was sending them under tanks strapped with explosives...not trying to fuck marines.
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Do you interbreed with shepherds, or do you prefer poodles for the faggy factor that fits you so elegantly.
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1kta [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:00am

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i think it was the russians who trained there dogs for that purpose but i could be wrong

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:14am

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They did...but mainly for logistical and medical reasons. There were sled dogs for logistics movement and dogs that would carry wounded soldiers. As well as 'tank-fighting dogs'. They were also used for sniffing out mines.
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That is why I was say IF, germany used these in WW2.
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Dobermann [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:26am

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ahhhh, you're trying to hard.. icon_sad.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:34am

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Why not.
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lorak [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:06am

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he didnt finish his set!

liacon [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:08am

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This time the dog was giving him a bone icon_razz.gif
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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 160?
A platoon
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Calang [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:42pm

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Frankly Li, I don't know which is worse,
a dick with a dog, or a dog with a dick. LOL.
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lyric [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:17am

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someone switched his scooby snacks with viagra.

Krazy [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:19am

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Horny little fella icon_cheesygrin.gif
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And they spent all night taking it in turns at licking each others balls icon_wink.gif

moekid20 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:20am

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He's half Golden Reliever and splat terrier.

SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:06am

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I kinda thought he might have been a mASStiff... icon_biggrin.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:20am

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Hey, it had been awhile since....erm...I mean...LOL!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

slash [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:20am

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Mrs. Smith, a teacher called on Johnny to tell a personal story with a moral.
Johnny said, "My Uncle Ted was a Marine pilot during the war in Vietnam, one day his plane got hit by a missile and was going down. Uncle Ted grabbed a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete and bailed out. On the way down he drank the whole case of beer. As luck would have it he landed in a field and was surrounded by 100 Viet cong soldiers. He started shooting his machine gun and killed 70 of them before he ran out of ammunition. Then he grabbed the machete and killed 20 more before the machete blade broke. He then killed the last 10 with his bare hands."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith, "What could the moral of that story possibly be?"
Johnny said, "The moral of that story is.. Don’t mess with Uncle Ted when he’s been drinking!" icon_beer.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 1:32pm

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^
tsk tsk tsk icon_rolleyes.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:25am

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hahaha that was a brilliant prank, good way to cool off after they finished raping a few villagers

lorak [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:27am

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The cadet didn't seem to mind in the least bit.

8039 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:39am

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He even gave him a good petting at the end.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:29am

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In this army, this is how you earn your dog tags. icon_cheesygrin.gif

tidusnani [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:33am

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probably some kinda special training that is.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:34am

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That's the closest he'll come to the real thing in boot camp.
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he should think himself lucky.
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Sweetbanana [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:36am

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do the US-forces in Iraq need now a counterstrike rapist dog ?

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:08am

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ggallin1? That you?

Calang [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:13am

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In South Korea this would never have happened.

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:14am

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Their kid is going to be retarded.

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:17am

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Awwww How Cute PUPPY LOVE... icon_rolleyes.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:22am

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nothing like having a dog for a best friend. icon_cheesygrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:29am

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good to see this foreign speaking marine is having a good laugh.

zykron [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:40am

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The soldier and I went back to class that day, and when he took his seat, he felt something squishy. I asked if he had cleaned the dog shit off his ass.
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He told me never to borrow his rifle-polishing towels again. icon_sad.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:55am

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When you see that lil red thing pop out between your dog's legs, run like hell, cos he's about to fuck somethin'. -- great vid. icon_lol.gif Ooh Rah!

Sticky192 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:04am

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Should put in an elephant suit and give it a little more training. icon_twisted.gif

Uncledaddy [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:40am

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Ahhh... the love between a boy and his dog.... is a beautiful thing.

ScottyCarter [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:02am

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PLEASE CONTROL YOUR WIFE AROUND THE MARINES. icon_twisted.gif

John McCain [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:29am

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There's no place for fags in the military. All the tips of the cruise missiles start to smell like man love and butt funk.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll holocaust dogs.

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:46am

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Like the MySpace sister.. He got Raped in da butt!! In da butt!!

bioman [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:48am

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I think that guy has some explaining to do.

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:55am

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He has been recommended for an award,for being fuck by a dog in combat,good work soldier. icon_redface.gif

Rendaddy [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:09am

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The "don't ask, don't tell" policy memo hasn't seemed to reach everyone yet icon_wink.gif

liamjefford [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:13am

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Daaaawg getcha dick out my ass haha

cucarachito [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:59am

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before rin-tin-tin made it big, he did bestiality porn in an effort to make ends meet
..next on a true hollywood story!

itizme [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:26am

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where was that ? was it BROKE BACK BOOT CAMP icon_question.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:44am

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I was hoping there would be a bunch of Land MINES around this bitch. icon_twisted.gif

Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:50am

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i dont blame the dog...i could see the pussy in em to...

canillo [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 10:00am

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in 9 month will gonna see a new genetic mutation from a crossover, Man and Dog and the name will be Snoop Dogg icon_cheesygrin.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 10:00am

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Norman!

Interpolation [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 10:58am

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This takes 'make love and not war' to a whole other level.

jr3470 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 11:22am

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OH NO, HORMONES!!

ifudiewouldicare [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 11:49am

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hahahaha i understand the description!

VengeSigie [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 3:10pm

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aaah greece greece. good times

special1970 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 3:36pm

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Yep, that's in Greece alright! Even the dogs are horny!!

Seismicshooter [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 3:37pm

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for once the american soldier got fucked and not the other party. who knows if they are american.....i can't read or write and im deaf

Komodo [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:15pm

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Humpsed icon_beer.gif

bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:37pm

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special1970 on Jun 14 08 : 5:36pm wrote:
Yep, that's in Greece alright! Even the dogs are horny!!
YEAH GREECE. ITS TRUE DONT BEND OVER IN FRONT OF THEM.. HOWEVER THE GYROS ARE GREAT EATIN!!!

spazemunky [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:21pm

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JUST BECAUSE A DOG IS TRYING TO HUMP YOU YOU BROKE RANK!?!?!
SO WE ALL GOTTA DIE CAUSE PRIVATE FUCKFACE HERE DOESN'T WANT A DOG TO FUCK HIM.... THANK YOU PRIVATE FUCKFACE, WE ARE ALL DEAD...

criscowristwatch [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 3:10am

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thats a guard dog from iraq detention centre

scuba [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 6:00am

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Camp HundenSchwanz

voyeurger1 [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 10:05am

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Give him a blow job.

dirty back road [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 11:43am

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that vid was dog rough man icon_biggrin.gif

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 4:17pm

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Ha!!!haahaha he wont hear the end of that icon_stoned.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 10:58am

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or get the taste out of his mouth

Chuck Norris [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:04pm

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Well his dog love him thats for sure

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 7:05pm

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that camouflage didn't protect his ass... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

istayhigh [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 10:03am

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I'm sorry to tell you this ma'am...but....your son was raped in action this morning icon_lol.gif lol jackass

Indo-European [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:29pm

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I bet they trained the dog to do that, considering that this was filmed in Greece.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 10:22am

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FrenchGhettoParis93 [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 10:38am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif hahaha

planedr [ban] | Jul 25 08 : 6:19pm

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Seismicshooter on Jun 14 08 : 5:37pm wrote:
for once the american soldier got fucked and not the other party. who knows if they are american.....i can't read or write and im deaf
Probably by your mom and sister.

Nokturne [ban] | Sep 15 08 : 4:41am

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hahaha fckin dog haha rape in action hahaha

olzstar [ban] | Feb 16 09 : 3:44am

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loooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooool icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

xcandyx [ban] | Apr 26 09 : 1:56am

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check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

MachuPichu [ban] | May 23 09 : 6:18am

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Got 'em doggy style! icon_lol.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 18 09 : 11:07am

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freaky dog

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