"Oh the humanity" the reporter says as the two hinderburgs go down......on me.
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yucky, where are all the male strip tease cam models?

Damn, I could lose my dick in between her tits!
And that's really saying something because I'm hung like a "Retarded Harlem Globetrotter"

lol...........I never heard of a globetrotter hanging themselves.......
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Retarded Harlem Globetrotter... really

Geez, loooooeeeeez, too bad she wasn't fightin' at that KFC.

These are all I have to show from my life so far and I'm so proud of them.

i love em , i love her , i wish i could suck those massive tits , oh hell i gotta go , see ya.

See, I'd take this chick seriously only if she'd take out her titties while having a conversation with her.

False tits Wait a minute,wooden todger Na........

I love big tits!

LOL...so candid.

she had a cute face. in a really slutty way.

I rather fuck her in the ass then the pussy fat hoe.

A motorboat on this chick could smother you to death.

I can't imagine some screwed up triple G boobie girl's life being anything butt fucked up. There's no way to hide that rack, everyone's gonna stare at her with these weird faces... might as well be a midget and date Scotty.

she made my thing go pointy. hemp hemp hemp

Just because we had KFC and now watermelons don't take it personal.

SL-EZ on the eyes but, her back must ache constantly carrying 'round those puppies.

Those ain't puppies my man, they're baby hippos.

Thats what I call a Norkasaurous

Most disappointing vid ever.

This is why I respect women

I prefer My tits. They do not knock over everything in a room when I turn around.
"I lost my husband a month ago"....."oh, sorry to hear that, how did he die"........."Oh, he's not dead, he tried to tit fuck me and dissappeared. He has been gone since. I feel him moving every couple of hours. hehe it tickles."

Be happy for him. He's in heaven.

I prefer your tits too, call me.

ha you know its bad when they use a bedsheet for cloths

Come back into my office, you should always get a second opinion on mammograms, to be followed by a sucko-ogram

HEART IS ON THE OTHER SIDE, GENIUS. What kinda doctor is this jerk?

tell me about it. hes SO not going to get laid tonight!

DAMN! They some big titties!

i would like to see her doing push ups..

push ups??
you mean,
Lieonherfrontandtrytotouc htheground-ups

WoW!

HEAVEN....... TWO JUGS 'O MILK AN A TRUCK LOAD OF O R E O'S

boob morning =D how are tiuts!

I SAW NO TITS --NOT FAIR!!!

Boob Beats!

HA! She's From Boston! HELLYEAH!!!!!!

NICE!!!!

thats just too big

i wanna lay in between her boobs

big titty whore