Comments - Poorly Worded Explanation for a Coworkers Absense
category: Funny | views: 51532 | posted on: 06/16/2008
Yeah, likely excuse. That's what they all say.
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 4:12am
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Damn, I have to try that one! Sorry not coming in today, I've just been murdered and set on fire, might be back tomorrow if I'm feeling better 
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That is shocking....Dana's family are frantically calling the cops and hospital at that moment.
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Bad slip of the tongue.
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Must be George Dubya Bush's friend.
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With quotes like "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."...things can get misread real easy.
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It doesn't exist in newsreading circles you see they have to try to get every word on the autocue out as quickly as possible before anyone notices they are doing a job that most trained parrots could do having said that towards the end of any given piece they do - tend - to - slow - right - down - for - no - ob - vious - rea ........ son.
defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:07am
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That was almost as good as the Gay guy that climbed Mt. Everest.
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 4:40am
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5 stars 
well, i hope she gets well soon..
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Where's my "edit" post button! 
Wouldn't it be cool if we could?
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What I meant to say was;
As soon as they cut to commercial he suddenly switches to his "off the air" voice, much like the fly-swalllowing reporter did in the vid from last week..."Who is fucking with the god damn teleprompter! Imma kill a bitch up in herre!" ..."3, 2, 1".."and in other news today, witnesses claim to have..."
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No one fucked with the teleprompter. He just didn't pause long enough (didn't pause at all, actually) between saying the other guy was off, and between starting his first news story. Plus, the lead in for the story really sucked... "A man was murdered" would have been better.
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As reporter for C.U.N.T. news, I see nothing wrong with this clip. It was straightforward, concise, and to the point. And that's the way news should be. Don't you hate it when someone you see everyday on television suddenly disappears and you're wondering "gee what the fuck ever happened to that guy?". Well now you know. He was murdered and burnt to a fucking God damned crisp.
boobie.bird [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:22am
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Good Morning NT I'm BB, Calang is off this morning he was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday...
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:57am
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It's a small price to pay, If I thought it would raise a chuckle from an NT'er I'd happily torch an orphanage 
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:40am
Well. At least now the co-workers family knows the truth!
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:45am
On the other hand....good job Jimmy..bet you don't look so cool in that outfit now.
iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 7:51am
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lol, that's a pretty legitimate reason to miss work I'd say.
gimpchrist [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 9:14am
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lol, I was going to make a totally relevant-to-the-video comment......and then I saw your av. 
llamastalker [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 2:14pm
hmm sounds like he wants to be anchor for alot longer then just that day......
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 2:58pm
HAHAHAHA! Damn that shit was funny. The guy didn't pause whatsoever. I guarantee at least the majority of their audience thought the same thing for a few seconds.
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 3:19pm
im sorry id like to correct myself from the comment i made about dana.. he was not murdered. he commited suicide by drinking a bottle of lighter fluid.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:45pm
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i thought she was white and a girl.. life sucks...
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 9:04pm
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In other news, this job is all mine baby, and don't get in my fucken way!
big kahuna [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:40am
As reporter for C.U.N.T. news, I see nothing wrong with this clip. It was straightforward, concise, and to the point. And that's the way news should be. Don't you hate it when someone you see everyday on television suddenly disappears and you're wondering "gee what the fuck ever happened to that guy?". Well now you know. He was murdered and burnt to a fucking God damned crisp.
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:04am
i fucking love this video, but i am also slightly suspicious that it might be fake because his lips dont look in sync with the words 
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1kta [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 4:02am
loool freudian slip??