Comments - Rookie Hang Glider Eats the Ground Really Hard
category: Funny | views: 32335 | posted on: 06/16/2008
That went well. Next up, wheelchair racing.
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Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian, and one South African, were in the Australian outback in the shadow of Aer's Rock, setting up camp for the night and telling tales of their incredible bravado.
"I once crash-landed in a mangrove swamp," said the Australian, "where there were 6 men all being torn apart by vicious crocodiles. I eviscerated all the crocs and then flew the men to safety with my hang-glider."
"That's nothing," said the South African. "I once flew 200 miles over the Pacific to rescue a fallen hang-glider who was being eaten by a vicious Great White Shark. I then ate the Great White Shark and flew my friend to safety."
The Irishman said nothing, and continued to poke the fire with his cock
Killerdude [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 4:14am
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He fly's as bad as my paper airplanes
I can't make them for shit....
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At least there wasn't a hundred people saying call 911 over and fucking over. Bitch sounds a little excited at first , but then goes into a fairly calm and condescending. "I knew he shouldn't have flown". Almost like if the ride didn't kill him, there was still hell to pay from her. It has to be his wife or widow.
en jaywest [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:22am
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i bet that lady nags about everything. "i knew he shouldnt have flown".
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Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian, and one South African, were in the Australian outback in the shadow of Aer's Rock, setting up camp for the night and telling tales of their incredible bravado. "I once crash-landed in a mangrove swamp," said the Australian, "where there were 6 men all being torn apart by vicious crocodiles. I eviscerated all the crocs and then flew the men to safety with my hang-glider.""That's nothing," said the South African. "I once flew 200 miles over the Pacific to rescue a fallen hang-glider who was being eaten by a vicious Great White Shark. I then ate the Great White Shark and flew my friend to safety."The Irishman said nothing, and continued to poke the fire with his cock
Azuredrake [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:22am
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This reminds me of my feeble attempts at one of the greatest games ever, Pilotwings for the Super Nintendo.
"I knew he shouldn't have flown"
- Way to live your life in fear.
justgonnastay [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 6:47am
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The boat's engine revving was like ominous music in a scary movie - you just knew something bad was about to happen.
rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 7:11am
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The first trial run of the Polish spy plane was a complete failure.
iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 7:43am
"i knew he shouldn't have flown" oh shut up and try to help him out. you're not doing any good sitting back and making yourself look smart.
Shit!
dirty back road [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 1:05pm
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prob picked one up at ebay not got a clue,should have listened to his wife she knew
Chuck Norris [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 5:34pm
"I know he was gonna fall I know he was gonna fall and i will not help him because i am a fucking bitch"
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Nicklo2k [ban] | Jun 16 08 : 4:03am
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Wings - Check
Boat - Check
Knowledge of flight - ......................
DAMN YOU BENOULLI!!!! (science joke)