I love it when I get fingered.

TMI!! You should hook up with fingermybutthole

He prolly would if he hadn't banned FMBH. A and a vote for each of you.

do not send these 2 to iraq

Another moron who can't tell the difference between his finger and his thumb.

There comes a time if in everyones life when they just snap....this dude got it wrong and snapped his ankle instead. Those cracks are doozies if ya hit on ya landing.
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Speaking of cracks though.
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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What's the difference between you and a christmas cracker?
The cracker has newer jokes.

Sorry dude.....I'll try harder next time especially just for you...
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I did not realise that if you had heard it then everyone else has...
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I'll run them by you next time first if ya want.
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Is it OK if I press 'Post Reply" now.
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Have a on me.
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When a joke is as old as that you have to pay royalties to Moses. Be careful next time, it's an antique.

what the fucks a christmas cracker? can you eat it?

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=fMzpZFHjykY
The thing that they are pulling between them is a Christmas Cracker. Inside them you will find: A party hat, a crap joke and a crap little toy.
It's a christmas tradition. (It's even mentioned in Harry Potter)

Christmas Cracker, who knew over here? for the info. P.S. I am the only English-speaking person I know to NOT have read Potter. Sorry, that was some bad shit. And once that was showing that on a plane and it had me sleeping inside of 5 minutes. Those kids were so bloody annoying. Notahaterjustsaying.

<--------Now you can say you know someone who hasn't read Potter or even seen any of the movies.

so is christmas =[

LOL

someone should have jumped out of no-where to pour a whole bottle of salt on it..lol, then we'll see how much it really burns..

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Did you say play Tony Hawk
or play with Tony hawk.....

i,m sick of these damn skateboard videos , ahh may one of em will die soon.

We should be so lucky.

if you like adrenaline and the possibility of pain and death join the fucking army

Dont quit your day job just yet kid.....looks like you might need a little more practise

This damn idiot hurt himself even before he landed! By the way, if anyone wants to buy a some N64 games or PSone games let me know...
I'm just kidding! chill out.
Bring on the hate mail- assholes. it was a joke.
Saludos a los amigos!

He actually tried to walk it off

I bet he wasn't crying like that when they split his ass in half, the fucking little faggot.

Thumbs up.

wow. it was like a two foot high ramp. WTF? Better stick to walking Bro...

I am tired of huniliating these twats, so I got nothing, but!!! Check this out........It's a CRACKER.
http://www.cepolina.com/f reephoto/f/other....snack .bread.jpg

Damnit now I'm hungry. I'm going to make some Chili.

http://www.aaronblackshea r.com/images/cracka.jpg
this guy loves saltines

Riddle me this, riddle me that.. Why don't you just get a new finger..

awesome, how about instead of filming it like idiots, go to a place where you can wash it out and attempt to kill possible bacteria within the cut so it doesn't get infected. sound like a good a idea?

"oh it burns too" I can relate

lets count the mistakes
its your thumb not your finger
its still there so you did not rip it of
it burns
anal penetration will burn if you do not use lubricant
get a camera man that can keep up

ouch, that might sting a little bit.

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id of passed out looking at the finger

No pain no gain, pussy.

But the difference is that I read Harry Potter with the Adult Cover, so i'm still a grown up (at least that's what santa said).

Look on the bright side, you can now practice jackin it off with your other hand

Enjoy your wheelchair Superman!

just a little piss will fix it.

"Ahh is bleeding ahhh dude"

a little barnie bandage will fix it

or play with tech decks!

check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

Disgusting!

good reason to kill yourself