Comments - Guy Cries Like a Bitch as he Gets Arrested

category: Funny | views: 31870 | posted on: 06/17/2008

His one phone call will obviously be used on his gynocologist.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:08am

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He never did get to tell Anna anything....
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Its hard to take him seriously when he is crying like a little bitch.
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Dude did not even realise he was not on his stomach....do you think that was caused by the alchol or the fact that he was queer.
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itizme [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:12pm

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HEY OFFICER CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE ON YOUR MACE icon_rolleyes.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:23pm

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He took that like it was Visine lite.

00nicklock [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 10:46pm

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He Should!! It Did'nt Even Do Any Affect On Him..lol

Werby [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:11am

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Rofl american cops are prics, stop strugling ( dont mace me then ) get your hand from under you ( dont pin me to the ground with it under me then. icon_rolleyes.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:13am

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Dont_Taze_Me [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:14am

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The funniest thing is he told his cell mate he took out 4 cops and still managed a quick handjob by his girl "anna" before they took him down.

Krazy [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:15am

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Rag week? icon_eek.gif

nico99 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:45am

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Fag week, probably.

Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:16am

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How nice for him that the most embarrassing event in his life ever is on tape.
Someone mail him some barbiturates, so he can end his oxygen thieving sorry existence now icon_twisted.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:22am

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It takes a big man to cry in public. And it takes an even bigger man to make fun of that man icon_cheesygrin.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:23am

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Definitely putting this one on my NT- best of- DVD. not. Although, I'm working on an actual DVD for parties and get togethers. Probably nothing shocking or accidents on it, but who knows. Cool and funny mostly. any specific recommendations?
(in terms of NT videos only!!!)
Answers i'll be ignoring: insults, unfunny nonsense, and jokes about my mom.

Rollo [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:32am

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Get the video of the asshole hurting the wall then the wall fighting back! That one got me a bit woozy! can't remember what it was called but if you type "wall" "boy" "asshole", it should come up!

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:41am

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Thanks! that particular one has been included. my list is small, but that one's definitely included!
thanks again.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:55am

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Copyright infringment is a crime.
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Now noone is looking....there is one here that is a compilation of motorbike crashes...that is hilarious.
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zykron [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:12am

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Kaos2008 on Jun 17 08 : 8:55am wrote:
Copyright infringment is a crime.
What if someone copies Scarlett Johnson, and I do them both?
Would that be considered Copyright Injection?
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FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 2:26pm

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No zyk, it would be considered impossible. icon_wink.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:25pm

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We'll see about that.
P.S. Maybe if I give her a baseball cap... icon_cheesygrin.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:19pm

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Only if you lend the copy to me on the weekends.
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But I'm willing break the law.
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slash [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:05am

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TRUONE on Jun 17 08 : 6:23am wrote:
Definitely putting this one on my NT- best of- DVD. not. Although, I'm working on an actual DVD for parties and get togethers. Probably nothing shocking or accidents on it, but who knows. Cool and funny mostly. any specific recommendations?
(in terms of NT videos only!!!)
Answers i'll be ignoring: insults, unfunny nonsense, and jokes about my mom.
some music for ur party/dvd http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12068465..._Youl l_Ever_See

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 2:33pm

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funniest shit ever! Thx bro.
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I Has A Crayon [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:45am

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dont forget the classic with the fly flying into the reporters mouth from a couple days ago.

GhostOfElectricity [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 3:22pm

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damn i could swear i saw you in that video Crayon.. shit

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:28am

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lol , i would want my momma too , lol poor little pussy man. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 4:35am

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Big Bubba and Moe are going to have a party with this kid. He seems to give up the ass quite easily.

1kta [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:04am

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man i remember the last time i got arrested whilst on Extacy its no joke

Pee-On-My-Face [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:19am

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that guys voice sounds like hes probably sucked a few dicks in his day

Boosk [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:21am

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I got sprayed once and I cried louder than her.... heu than him

Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:24am

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I cried the first time I was put in the back of a cop car. But I was 10 years old, and all they did was drive me back home. But for a 20something year old guy to cry, is pretty bitch like.

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:29am

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this single incident will never ever get him laid ever again....well maybe with some dudes.

cutephase [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:33am

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yeah - he sounds high on something besides gayness

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:34am

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I think I'd cry to if I got arrested by some dude in shorts. And, had he been wearing pants, he'd be at least 25.2 % stronger then he could ever imagine.

Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:34am

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Pee-On-My- Face on Jun 17 08 : 7:19am wrote:
that guys voice sounds like hes probably sucked a few dicks in his day
50 bucks says its that loser finger_butthole something, coming back to get banned yet again.

Calang [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:09am

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I was thinking the same thing buddy.

boobie.bird [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:08am

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yup. His next persona will be an Avi of the confederate flag and his name will be Peeonmybutthole

Calang [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:43pm

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He won't be here long if he keeps that shit up, I guarantee it.

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 5:59am

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think your right Shredder
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@vid He's gonna make one fine prison bitch they like it when you cry......so i've heard.. icon_lol.gif

WIDESCREEN [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:01am

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voluntary_amputation on Jun 17 08 : 7:29am wrote:
this single incident will never ever get him laid ever again....well maybe with some dudes.
oh he got laid, ..........later that night big o'le radiator hose up the butt in cell block 6

KilledByJeff [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:08am

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I am tired of seeing these cops in shorts, T-shirts and sneakers. He looks like he's going to Lake Havasu to grab tits and drink Coors Light. I don't wanna get beat down by someone dressed like an overage frat boy.
What happened to a respectable uniform?

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:11am

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THERE WAS SOMETHING NOT RIGHT WITH THAT GUY....

methodacting [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:23am

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"25 times stronger than i could ever imagine" haha

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:04am

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And here I was thinking that you were going to say "fake"..... icon_biggrin.gif
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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:24am

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he know why his crying, a big black dildo is waiting for him in prison... icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:26am

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I like how he just casually mases the shit out of this guy

NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:33am

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I hope Prohibition never makes a comeback

tobby [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 6:58am

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the law is 25 times stronger then him ......................... .......i think icon_question.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:06am

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"I'm not gonna' hurt you.." LoL. No shit, Sherlock.... icon_rolleyes.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:12am

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Don't taze me bros.

smokinkill219 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:17am

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fucking pussy....i would have kicked the cop in his dick and dipped

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:31am

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first off, that guy is a big time baby, especially with his last comment. secondly, anyone else think it was hilarious when the dude wouldn't back down, stood there, then backed down. i thought that was mad funny.
"sir, back up",
"no",
"dude, back up",
"ok"
haha.

scuba [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:36am

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he's gonna make a cellmate very happy or very scared

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:55am

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I was really hoping the police would've tazed the bro...but I'm sick like that. icon_twisted.gif

Icarus [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:57am

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The whole, "Anna come here. I'm not going to hurt you" leads me to believe that the heat is there because he was getting violent with Anna. To seem him lying there whining like a bitch after that warms the cockles of my heart.

spazemunky [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:19am

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i like how that upidy fuck ran inside as soon as the taser came out. run along little doggy.

BEERMAN [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:51am

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nico99 on Jun 17 08 : 7:45am wrote:
Fag week, probably.
I toll ya we shoulda got a "fag filter" put on NT
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BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:23am

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Friday Night Sissy Fights

Skitzoap [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:52am

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Haha! Someone call the waaaaahhhmbulance!

santacruztodd [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:58am

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Drugs and alcohol are not the answer. Now go get me a fucking beer!

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:59am

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I'd have snapped his fucking arm! The whining little prick!

monkyman [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:08am

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dude he stood up to pepper spray sounds like hes just a little drunk still funy
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Hellcat [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:20am

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That was no pepper spray, it was Odol. Now his breath is fresh as a breeze in spring.

rascoil [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 9:46am

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You know with that same sex Marriage stuff in Cali, it sure makes it hard on a cop to make out who is one that squats to pee. Except in this case. I love it ( I am not going to hurt you ) Unless we take a shower and you drop the soap.
Plus his boy friend was going to call the cops on the cops. I love it icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

bumpyknucks [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:21am

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"You Guys Are the LAW" HAHAHA!!!! icon_stoned.gif

8039 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 10:50am

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"you are 25 times stronger than i could ever imagine", yeah that's what his mom said to me last night, in the same tone of voice.

CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 11:18am

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ANNA. ANNA. ANNA. ANNA .ANNA .ANNA AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAA AAAAAAA

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:08pm

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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"--Obi-Wan icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

balistic [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:25pm

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Lol at the shirtless guy. Like hes gonna do anything other then get tazered or shot.

dirty back road [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:28pm

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he should have grabbed the hairs on the cops leg

Boobs R Good [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:34pm

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wtf? when he starts crying he sounds like an opera singer
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DASF [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:48pm

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Anna Anna this police man is going to fuck me anna please buy some condoms for him icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

HAHA420 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:51pm

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haha you guys are 20Xs stronger then i can imagine what the fuck tard is hitting on them now hahahah

Alexxmoore [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 1:59pm

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The officers were hesitant to arrest him... Fearful of an insane beatdown. Until he graciously re-assured them he wouldn't hurt them. Thank god.

llamastalker [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 2:08pm

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They need a fuckin gager too, i mean if your gunna cuff him then why not shut the fucker up too?
i could never be a cop, being hungover and people like that screamin in my ear.