Comments - Idiot Learns Why He Shouldnt Set his Shoes on Fire
category: Accidents | views: 35330 | posted on: 06/18/2008
Those better not have been British Knights. If they were, I hope he dies in a swiss army knife-related accident. Courtesy of www.fremontfilms.com
Tommy69456 [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:50am
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"IM GOING DOWN......IN A BLAZE OF GLORY....."nothing lika a little bon jovi to set you free
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Replace the can of lighter fluid with your genitals and that's what it is like to piss with gonorrhea. Fun Fact: if you misspell gonorrhea as guanaria on google the first link you get is titled "3 year old gets GUANARIA" which brings me to my first question. Is it tacky to hire a clown for a 3 year old's funeral? After all you can't have a funeral without fun.
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:16am
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Replace the can of lighter fluid with your genitals and that's what it is like to piss with gonorrhea. Fun Fact: if you misspell gonorrhea as guanaria on google the first link you get is titled "3 year old gets GUANARIA" which brings me to my first question. Is it tacky to hire a clown for a 3 year old's funeral? After all you can't have a funeral without fun.
cucarachito [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 7:53am
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youre stoned at 6:16 in the morning?!?!? dang, i guess all IS good in the hood!
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:12am
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A Fundamentalist Muslim in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death.
We're having a collection for his family.
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So far, we've got 80gal. 
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:56am
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too bad it didn't burn his balls off...so he wouldn't reproduce someday. 
i hate white people [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:58am
the kids on fire and the other person is putting out the flames in the street.....are you serious?
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In today's story, an idiot nearly roasts himself alive when attempting to depilitate the hairs on his legs and scrotal area. He did this witnesses say because apparently "his friends prefer the feel of smooth skin when penetrating him anally". The victim of the blaze panicked when the flames began to engulf him and his cries of pain and anguish were heard throughout the city. Neighbors tell us that their was a strange smell in the air that seemed like pizza, a Mcdonald's happy meal, and a bag of Dorito's mingled with feces. The victim's friends, after realizing that there may be a possibility that sex for that evening could be postponed, hurried to put out the flames with a blanket, but their efforts were futile. The victim was rushed to the nearest STD clinic where he remains in stable condition. However it was confirmed that he has several STD's including some that were yet to be identified. We will keep you up to date with the latest on this story as we receive more information from police officers who are currently interrogating the other two faggots by tazing them, spraying Mace in their faces, and shoving their nightsticks in their rectums. With C.U.N.T. News I'm Calang, have a wonderful day.
jimmy_boro [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 5:32am
i think he was just scared of been run over... something tells me they dont have high visibility jackets in his town, either that or hes just retarded...
paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 5:51am
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dumbass, jackass,moron,dumbfuck,di ckwad,numbnuts,retard,ass hole,i cant think of anything else to call him.
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What else did this guy think was going to happen.
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Clothes are flammable and fire HURTS.
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Next time use petrol...the liquid will create the flames to burn at a low temperature and will not hurt you at all. This will allow you to do (Whateva the hell you were going to do) in a safe manner without being burnt at all. But you have to make sure you saturate your clothes with the petrol because the flames will burn you if any of your clothes are dry......trust me.....[psssst, Chris, get the camera ready dude]
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This guy needs to go play 'Horse Javelin' with those freaks from the other day.
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http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12134748...Painf ully_Wrong
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Not through the face though.
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Azuredrake [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 6:09am
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Freaking idiot rednecks. Next thing you know he'll be "stop, drop, and rolling".....on his sister.
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Dumb people are dumb people it don't matter what race you are. I wasn't there, but I bet some people said that the spear wouldn't replace the rock or fingernails as the best fighting tool of choice. The naysayers probably hurled bad names
at the spear users like, "MOOG" and "BLONT." (This was before the Merchant Marines had been created, so swearing wasn't very good yet.)
iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 7:08am
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one kid lights himself on fire, the other kid's priorities put a little fire in the middle of the street over putting out his burning friend. this is indeed a great video.
double stroke [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 7:31am
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chest, nuts roasting on an open fire....
poor guy must be an avid jimmy hendrix fan ...standing too close to the fire...
nice recap by the cameraman.. what a friend
Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 1:34pm
"get in on him! on the person!" AHAHAHAH!
teens are so stupid...
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 2:44pm
I've seen some stupid shit before. But this one might earn a top ten all time spot. What the fuck did these fags think would happen??? It's fire for christ sake. Not sure what they were possibly going for here. Morons.
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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 18 08 : 4:03am
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Gotta learn to dance one way or the other.