Comments - Joan Rivers Says Fuck Live on the Air in England
category: Funny | views: 46251 | posted on: 06/19/2008
"Get ready to bleep this".......apparently with the new super duper technology that automatically recognizes when fat cows are going to go off on live TV.
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That reminds me of a joke, hope I can translate it to english.
One day an Indian asks the chief of his tribe:
"Oh mighty chief, how do you decide the name of a newborn baby?"
"Well", says the chief, "If I see an eagle flying, I would name the child "Flying eagle".
If I see a snake sneaking through the grass, I would name the child "Sneaking Snake".
But why do you ask, Twodogsfucking?"
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:09am
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All this cussing on TV affects us all, I'm usually pretty polite but I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a traffic warden shouted to me...
"Oi, whats your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!" 
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:21am
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Carfull with that joke, it's an antique.
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 3:11pm
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Umbrageous on Jun 19 08 : 6:21am wrote:Nicklo2k on Jun 19 08 : 6:16am wrote:Carfull with that joke, it's an antique.Yeah but the old ones are the bestjust ask catherine zeta-jones-douglas
Killerdude [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:23am
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Thank God she didn't pull down her pants no bleeping that shit....I'd be blinded for life...FUCK YOU...
Clarityrains [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 5:01am
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I think the old gal is funny as fuck! She might be funny looking, but she doesn't give a shit, she'll tell it how it is which is better than watching puppets on a fucking string 24/7. Yay for Joan, and I'm sure Russel Crow really is a piece if Fucking Shit 
Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 5:26am
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"the truth is out there!"
Mulder was right, they do exist and she's the living proof!
Creepy woman O_o
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 5:30am
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If she was black than im sure none of us would give a shit at what she just said.
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Apart from throwing telephones and throwing tantrums he sucks and so does his Aussie football team , they havent won a game all year and are financially ruined , hes a jerk and a Kiwi , look at all his movie flops since Gladhe ate her and dont start me on his hair!!!!!!!!!!1
Clarityrains [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 9:37am
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well, isn't that the whole fucking point? I doubt all the women staying at home in the day would want to watch a bunch of chinese crack whores or the like whom they have nothing in common with.. ALthough im sure there could possible be a few chinese crack whores out there who like this, i mean no offence to those women.. 
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What the fuck? So she fucking said "fucking shit" on fucking live fucking TV. Every fucking body says fucking. There's not one fucking person alive in this fucking world who hasn't said "fucking" or "shit" at least fucking once in their fucking God damned life. Awww, fuck it.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 7:22am
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Ms. Rivers looks like a piece of puffy fucken plastic shit.
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Joan Rivers??? she's always been funny, even though, after so many plastic surgeries, her face is so fuckin tight you culd proly use it as a drum.
Russell Crowe?? Great actor, cool dude - tuff mo-fo, i believe sum on NT are proly just a bit jealous of him.
OPINIONS BY BEERMAN - FREE FOR THE ASKING
small balls [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 9:11am
Joan Rivers...cussing people??????
Does Botox make you go blind in front of mirrors?
indyman911 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 9:15am
+2
"This face has seen more knives then a Beni-Hana!"--Joan Rivers
death & vanilla [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 10:21am
what a fucked up face
she cant even speak proper with all that fuck in her face 
i wonder if her body will rot once its dead or just stay ugly like that...
FUCK!
tim russert is aliveee [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 10:35am
Was't she married too Johnny Carson I thought.t.No that was Jim machman.I'm shocked by this.
VengeSigie [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 1:48pm
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man her skin is so stretched from the plastic surgeries that when she yawns her asshole opens!!!!!!
Necramonium [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 3:23pm
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At leash in England they have fun about it,here in Holland we don't give a flying fuck what we say on tv,it's even allowed to swear on tv...
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:06pm
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Can you blame her? Anciently old relics are not suppose to know what's going on. I'm surprised she didn't shit herself or drop her densures on the table.
indyman911 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:13pm
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nah, I'm sure her and Melissa have mother/daughter sex on a regular basis
indyman911 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:58pm
only if you use a double donger to inject them both at the same time
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 6:24pm
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ill tell you what will be funny. in 10,000 years when the people in the future dig us up. they will find her and she will go on record with cher as being the best lookin mummys ever un earthed
dougefresh [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 6:28pm
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Crowe is going to hit her in the face with a Motel Lobby phone. Don't worry though, her face is rubber, she won't feel a thing.
rabidfire74 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:41am
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that bitch is so old she farts dust, funny though.
we havent got "bleepah's".. 
CUTE-EYEZ69 [ban] | Jun 21 08 : 8:17am
why the hell is it tat when I say things like that, I get a nasty responds, but when SHE says them they applaud her fucking azz 
não entendi muito o que elas falavam, mas a parte do fuck in shit, acho que era isso deu pra ver o nivel da conversa. é sempre assim, qdo as mulheres se reunem pra um papo dá nisso é igualzinho ou pior do que nós cachorroes !! heheheh
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moekid20 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:04am
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I hope to one day get a cast of crippled tap dancers and get them signed to a big company, and on that day, break my arm, then go around and say "guess who signed my cast" and kill two bird with one stone.