Comments - Joan Rivers Says Fuck Live on the Air in England

I hope to one day get a cast of crippled tap dancers and get them signed to a big company, and on that day, break my arm, then go around and say "guess who signed my cast" and kill two bird with one stone.

haha i watched this live erm... er.. i mean my sister told me about it cos u know real men dont watch loose women

No shame in watching daytime tv man! As long as you're either hung over or desperate and having a wank over the chick in the blue shirt!!

Joan Rivers is so old, her Native American name is "Grey Beaver"
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BTW my Native American name is
"Running Tab"

That reminds me of a joke, hope I can translate it to english.
One day an Indian asks the chief of his tribe:
"Oh mighty chief, how do you decide the name of a newborn baby?"
"Well", says the chief, "If I see an eagle flying, I would name the child "Flying eagle".
If I see a snake sneaking through the grass, I would name the child "Sneaking Snake".
But why do you ask, Twodogsfucking?"

All this cussing on TV affects us all, I'm usually pretty polite but I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a traffic warden shouted to me...
"Oi, whats your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"

Carfull with that joke, it's an antique.

@Nicklo,
No one deserves cotd more than you

You should consider Stand-up comedy.
Great stuff.

Like you did for me? Oh, my button's not working? Of course.
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Ok, I hit em both, pal!

32 votes. Fucking sweet.

Her face reminded me of the guy from the movie MASK.

are we suprised?......well that DEPENDS!!! get it

bunch of slags

Thank God she didn't pull down her pants no bleeping that shit....I'd be blinded for life...FUCK YOU...

Gordon Ramsday in Drag!!!!

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a bunch of cows

why did that man swear

I see twins.....

Is she still alive!!!!.
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Animated cryogenics at room temperature has come a long way.
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The old 99% plastic chick is right though.
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she gets more alien looking as she gets older....

No one seems to care she just called Russell Crow a fucking piece of shit on national television

Russel Who?
Thats a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves....

Should we?

damn shes ugly

i would do her

I found myself trying to see what was down the front of green shirts chest and then got a look at joan rivers face,,my god beauty and the beast in real life,,

I think the old gal is funny as fuck! She might be funny looking, but she doesn't give a shit, she'll tell it how it is which is better than watching puppets on a fucking string 24/7. Yay for Joan, and I'm sure Russel Crow really is a piece if Fucking Shit

I'd say Russell Crowe got the last laugh.

speaking of fucking shit, whats wrong that fucking shit you call a face bitch?

"the truth is out there!"
Mulder was right, they do exist and she's the living proof!
Creepy woman O_o

Joan Rivers must have used "these words" a lot while being a blonde wife.
P.S. I'd like to get her opinion on Penis.

If she was black than im sure none of us would give a shit at what she just said.

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man people swear like that and worse on tellie all the time whats the big deal ???
and yes joan rivers always cracks me up well more than most 70 drunks anyways

I don´t want to see her rotten *bleeeeep*

I don't keep up with Hollywood politics; exactly why is Russel Crow a piece of shit?

Apart from throwing telephones and throwing tantrums he sucks and so does his Aussie football team , they havent won a game all year and are financially ruined , hes a jerk and a Kiwi , look at all his movie flops since Gladhe ate her and dont start me on his hair!!!!!!!!!!1

And he never smiles. Fuckin weirdo.

Joan Rivers face looks like a Halloween mask

poor russel crowe. what'd he ever do to deserve this?

So what? You can show your ass live on TV here in Europe. But they're still mostly douchebags over here.

Good to see joan treating the English cowards with the contempt they deserve. Sad thing is the english slags hosting the show are typical of the millions of inbred english people who watch it.

well, isn't that the whole fucking point? I doubt all the women staying at home in the day would want to watch a bunch of chinese crack whores or the like whom they have nothing in common with.. ALthough im sure there could possible be a few chinese crack whores out there who like this, i mean no offence to those women..

What the fuck? So she fucking said "fucking shit" on fucking live fucking TV. Every fucking body says fucking. There's not one fucking person alive in this fucking world who hasn't said "fucking" or "shit" at least fucking once in their fucking God damned life. Awww, fuck it.

Ms. Rivers looks like a piece of puffy fucken plastic shit.

Joan Rivers??? she's always been funny, even though, after so many plastic surgeries, her face is so fuckin tight you culd proly use it as a drum.
Russell Crowe?? Great actor, cool dude - tuff mo-fo, i believe sum on NT are proly just a bit jealous of him.
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Ugh...revolting. I dont ever want to hear the word "fuck" come from Joan Rivers mouth. The thought of that woman having sex could make Hitler cry.

Joan Rivers...cussing people??????
Does Botox make you go blind in front of mirrors?

"This face has seen more knives then a Beni-Hana!"--Joan Rivers

someone should donkey punch the botox out of joan rivers face

what a fucked up face
she cant even speak proper with all that fuck in her face
i wonder if her body will rot once its dead or just stay ugly like that...
FUCK!

Was't she married too Johnny Carson I thought.t.No that was Jim machman.I'm shocked by this.

Censorship sucks anyway! EVERYBODY knows what is said, but gets distracted from the rest of the conversation because all of the beeps.
Glad I'm in the Netherlands.

And a fucking cunt is a good thing, right?

Damn right who want's a Non Fucking cunt..

she looks like a scared cats anus."prrrft farttttt prftttt"
hemp hemp hemp

who cares

R. Crow Rocks, fuck that dried out cunt

^^^^lol