Comments - Dude Thinks Hes Dying After a Horrible Stunt Attempt

category: Accidents | views: 97234 | posted on: 06/20/2008

So his teeth are busted out, he has a broken spine, a broken neck, and he's going into fake convulsions. Someone get the bitch a pacifier.

zykron [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:05am

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Another poor sap falls off the tree.

Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:06am

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Congratulations fat boy. You are now e-famous for being a big girls' blouse!

Hanso [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:08am

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I dont know why but I enjoyed it.

nico99 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:52am

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I will NEVER tire of stupid people hurting themselves.

Toxicity [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:08am

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Here, let me kick you a few times and make sure it's broken for good measure.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:08am

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I think he just shrunk a couple of inches.
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He'll be alright....he'll just have no neck.
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slash [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:09am

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after goonies, chunks stunt carear went downhill

Icarus [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 7:53am

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I swear I posted about Chunk before I read this. icon_beer.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:09am

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his mates dont give a shit about him, neither do i

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:21am

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Even as the kid was having a seizure...I bet these kids were already thinking about which show they'll send it into or what Site on the internet to post it on.
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Kompassionate Kids, What the fuck is that Anymore.
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Cock For Rent [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 12:29pm

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Modern society at it's best!

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:10am

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No need to wait for help Just roll him down the hill... icon_rolleyes.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:11am

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after this he actually got new friends who cared.. icon_neutral.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:15am

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I'm sure he stopped crying after realizing he started a new craze around the world; bicycle breakdancing.........ok, I'll leave in a few..you don't have to push.

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:17am

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Looking at the "ramp" set up, what exactly did he think was going to happen?

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:26am

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I think he had Evil knievel playing in his mind.
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But it must have been the bloopers reel.
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Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:18am

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Samwise Gamgee has broke his neck. Someone tell Mr Frodo he'll have to go to Mordor by himself. icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:35am

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I'm sure this would be hysterical..
If I knew what the Fuck you just said My Friend..
Is this that Lord of the Cocckrings thing icon_question.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:48am

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It is, buddy - I just sat through 12 hours of it to make sure I got the names right. icon_beer.gif

GMKOMD [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:22am

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WHAT A BUNCH OF CUNTS,NO CALL TO 911 ? FUCKING CUNTS,HES AN IDIOT BUT THEY ARE CUNTS

slash [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:28am

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GMKOMD on Jun 20 08 : 6:22am wrote:
WHAT A BUNCH OF CUNTS,NO CALL TO 911 ? FUCKING CUNTS,HES AN IDIOT BUT THEY ARE CUNTS
so i guess wot ur saying is their cunts?

cucarachito [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 9:36am

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i think he's saying they are all cunts.
what do the rest of you guys think?

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 10:23am

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I concur.
Cunts.

itizme [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 11:08am

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IM A C.U.N.T

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 1:25pm

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<<<< C.U.N.T.

Calang [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:03pm

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<<<<< C.U.N.T. reporter/Whoop Ass Specialist

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 21 08 : 2:42am

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8039 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 12:50pm

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no! he is saying that they are A BUNCH OF NO CALL TO 911 FUCKING HES AN IDIOT BUT THEY ARE

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 1:57pm

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Whats a CUNT icon_question.gif icon_neutral.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 12:49pm

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Yeah, they're all stupid C.U.N.T.S. icon_razz.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
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Calang, you knew I had to do it. icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:55pm

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cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntcunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntcunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntcunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntcunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee

Calang [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:14pm

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Your use of the word cunt is exceptional Tobby, good job. Here's some candy, run along now.
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tobby [ban] | Jun 21 08 : 1:07am

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Calang [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:08pm

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My friend your forgetting that there's a vast difference in being a C.U.N.T. member, and just being a cunt. Which one are you?
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larryvee [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:25am

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You only broke the bag of cheese crackers you had hidden in you back pocket fatboy, quit your bitchin.

Spuiter [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:26am

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Lose a couple of pounds fatso, the impact will be much less...

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:30am

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What a whiny bitch.

SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:33am

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Rub some dirt on it and get up ya whiny assed vagina! Nothing important is broken except my ears from your fake assed crying.

moekid20 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:35am

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The dildo the kid had up his ass to start with didn't help.

tobby [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:35am

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he makes me look smart.................... ........ i like him icon_cheesygrin.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:35am

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He needs a band-aid.

popeye619 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:47am

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kids are fucking starting become suck wimps and pussies now a days..it's like a world wide Gayness is over taking all kids icon_rolleyes.gif

isxin [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 4:49am

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Scott, I think you mistakenly tagged this one as "Accidents" instead of "Funny."
"Very, very funny."
I like how the one girl was like "Stop filming." Oh, little did the other girls realize that another minute was left of taping.

JohnBender [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:03am

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I always tell my friends to stop yelling when they're dying too.

Pwyll [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:09am

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like many other people already said
its strange but somehow this made my day

boobie.bird [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:12am

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Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk.

jr3470 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:13am

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As we can see here, this is the twilight zone.
he's such an overacting pussy icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif

Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:35am

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I'd be like shuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuup!

PépitiPépito [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:40am

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Where is the soccer ball ???

jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 5:50am

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^what soccer ball ? anyway fat kids ramps and bikes dont mix so this was no surprise

newsense [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:06am

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"my neck, my back, my neck and my back! I'll settle out of court for $20 and a 40"

jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:20am

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^smokey you no im not the brightest man in the world but from over here it looks like you takin a shit (good film) icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:08am

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He was MOVING like he broke his neck.

Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:28am

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it's sad when you have to fake convultions to get an help and don't get any, cause you're friends are idiots...

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:32am

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awww poor kid....he was prolly so embarrassed when he found out he didnt even have a concusion

jitwad [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:34am

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Dude was more concerned with the damage done to the helmet he lent tubby.
I think he was shaking from low blood sugar. All fat fucks are diabetic these days.

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:48am

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that was the wipeout to end all wipeouts.

Sticky192 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 6:48am

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The ground prevails yet again.
Ya know thinking on it the ground is a pretty big killer, best try and make friends with it or something . icon_idea.gif icon_question.gif

nakedrasta007 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 7:23am

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icon_rolleyes.gif good time to do the truffle shuffle

gil69 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 7:43am

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"I'm hurt, i'm hurt..."
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Quick, somebody call 911. Dudes gonna need pizza delivery.

Icarus [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:00am

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With friends like that, who needs orthopedic surgeons?

Winthorp [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:01am

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He can at least still yapp

BEERMAN [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:13am

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jess wave a "BIG MAC" under his nose, like smelling salts, THAT'LL REVIVE HIS CHUBBY ASS.
when iz young i wuz "husky", when i grew up i was "chunky" , later in life i was "heavy" - now, i'm a "ol'guy" - i'm jess a fatass wit a beerbelly
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Kazelot666 [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:18am

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Can't......control....mus t...laugh....wrahahahahah hahahahahhahahhaha hahahhah hahahahaha hahahahahahahahhah ahhahahah ..... oooh my fucking belly hurts, i think i broke my belly hahhahahahahhaha

OldHorseman [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:37am

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Stop filming? Like Hell! Gonna make sure every chick in school gets to laugh at you for crying like a 3 year old girl, ya wussy. Maybe you're lucky enough to be paralyzed from the waist-down so you'll have an excuse for never, EVER getting laid. Ever.
It's one thing to take a stupid spill and get busted-up... But at least some guys know how to take it like a man. Duct-tape your organs back in, limbs back on, and keep trying until you get the stunt right.

Azuredrake [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:51am

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All he's gotta do is get up, do a backflip, yell "Fuck!" and he'd be alright. I'm telling ya, it works!

dusone [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:56am

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yo dude you broke my helmet

double stroke [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 8:59am

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Gravity is a cruel beast!

Lostinpublic [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 9:00am

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If you're crying, then you're alive, be thankful ya, i mean? What the helll did he think was going to happen?

rascoil [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 9:37am

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walk it off pussy icon_stoned.gif

Herros [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 9:53am

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Fat, stupid PUSSY !!! icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

DASF [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 10:26am

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well pussy now you win a Oscar

Rogero [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 10:27am

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i would kick him around and if he dont move i would call 911

ROMY [ban] | Jun 20 08 : 10:40am

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Of course when you arrive at the end of the ramp you gently glide to the ground icon_rolleyes.gif What a dumb twat!Only E.T. can do that,and thats a fact icon_confused.gif