Comments - Tall Kid Fights a Fat Guy on a Basketball Court

That's what you get for hiding the basketball up your T-shirt

Did he just spit on him at the end? Holy hell, tubs MGee got worked.

Being shirtless in these fights just means you can fight on the grass, but then when you roll over on the blacktop, it really hurts. He's not very bright.

so thats how owen wilson got that fukd up nose

fuck with me and i will beat the cake, burgers, chips, and dumplings out of you

Skinny Dude 1, Fat Boy 0...All we have to do is stand them side by side and they'll form the #10..

Hey Calang were gonna need a C.U.N.T. report on this one...

I'm more than happy to oblige. Reports of this incident are foggy due to the lack of audio, but our investigation discovered that Butterbean Jr. unlike his dad cannot fight for crap. Witnesses inform us that the fighting began as a result of a pizza party in school. Apparently Butterbean Jr., or "Buttface" as his "friends" call him, waited until his classmate, which sources tell us is Joan River's illegitimate son, went to the restroom. In his absence allegedly ate the last slice of pizza which was on his desk. Witnesses say that JRIS (Joan River's illegitimate son) called Buttface a "fucking shit" and threatened to get him after school. JRIS made good on his threat this afternoon and beat the crap out of Buttface in the basketball courts where allegedly Buttface was attempting to reward his own free throws by consuming Twinkies. Some of JRIS's friends stood around in case Buttface got the better of him. Unfortunately Buttface went down like a cheap hooker on prom night. After the beating sources tell us that Buttface just layed there wondering what was on the menu for dinner that evening. Stay tuned to C.U.N.T. News for more on this fat burning story. I'm Calang, have a great day.

this just in....you suck

Your mother what??? On her elbows???

Kaos is right. lets hug it out.....but can you tell me what my mother does on her elbows?

White people?

Your actually not gaining anything for putting shit on a regular NTers.
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No-one becomes a C.U.N.T by acting like one.
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Please don't put shit on someone that is creating laughter. Post funny comments and you will be respected and liked more and your time here will be better.
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You are a funny dude when you try to be....but you can also be a follower of other trolls.
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Anyways, give Calang a go mate...and if you actually read the whole comment instead of scrolling through them, then you will see how funny the C.U.N.T news reports are.
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----->>4U Bro.
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Careful you don't fall dude. It's one hell of a drop from your high horse.

So your trolling my comments now huh,
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I don't remember advertising for one in the papers.
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I don't actually know what your problem is dude, and I don't really care, but I have never called you out on anything so I don't understand your stupid hostility.
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And the fact that you are trying to use a combination of gif. characters as an entry to a fight is petty.
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Grow up dude.
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Are you THAT bored?
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Yes I am.
I'm simply requesting that you stop ending every quote with:

You do post some funny shit, but the lame "signature" that you always post just spoils every message that you leave.

There is many things that users should be pulled up for and told to stop.
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9 little gif. characters is not one of them.
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Just you do your stuff and I'll do mine dude.
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I am not insulting anyone with my "signature"...I do it for my own reasons.
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Don't be lame and have a fight with a fellow NT user over something like this.
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There is not enough time in the day to sit here and complain about the way people write...everyone has their own style and should not be condemned for it though.
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Plus it is like a habit for me now....I'm addicted to the gif's or some shit like that.
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Kaos my man, some people just get hung up on the most stupidest, insignificant, trivial, nonsensical, shit. It's fucking unbelievable. If they aren't attacking my news reports, your signature, pume's strumming, umb's multi accounts, Shrek's line of duty, cucarachito's Spanish, Tobby's lack of intelligence (sorry Tobby you know I like you, here's some candy, run along now) Liacon's bitching, Lauging Gravy's immense collection of medals, Scotty2Hotty's dreds, Sushi's dance (or whatever the fuck you call that move), Diz's avi, Nico's smoking, 8039's observations, Frayedend's licking, Indyman's snapping, Benis's penis, etc. etc., they have no life! Sometimes it's easy to ignore shitheads like this, but sometimes you gotta whoop some ass. Regardless, and to quote my good friend Liacon, if you want to be a C.U.N.T. you need to stop acting like a pussy. If anyone's offended by this comment dial 1-800-growthefuckup, that number again is 1-800-growthefuckup, operators are standing by.

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Now you're being an asshole.

cucarachito to the rescue (insert favorite superhero theme song here)

Theme from "Greatest American Hero".

cucarachito to the rescue (insert favorite superhero theme song here)

i said lets hug it out. im gonna be here for a while...aight?

You left me out you prick!

me too.

Hey I said etc., etc. That's one for each of you. Now continue building your sand castles, and don't eat the sand.

I didn't leave you out cunt, I just didn't feel like writing any long names, like ItsAllGoodInTheHood, Talltee19, Killerdude, voluntary_amputation, secret_squirrel, dirty_bertie_from_number_ 30, necramonium, DrivingxAndxCrying, paintedhorse, and highroller74, etc. etc. Granted I could have condensed some of those but I didn't fucking feel like it. Nevertheless, if it's any consolation to you my dear dear friend, you can rest assured with the notion that you are forever embedded in my little noble heart. Now get the fuck out my face.

You mentioned me . I don't hate you anymore.

*sings* why can't we be friends..why can't we be friends

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WTF? Are you 12?
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I had no dog in this fight but now I label you a prick. Are you huffing and puffing, hovering over your keyboard saying "I'll get him, I got smilies too!"
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Grow the fuck up

He's an asshole, plain and simple.

DAAAAAAAAAAYAM.
Are those for me?
It is my birthday, after all.

Happy birthday Pume, here's some extras for good measure.

Thanks, ole buddy but it's not really me burfday. I was a Winter baby. No pool parties. But the ski parties were really cool! ...I'll still take those beers if you don't mind, kind sir. ...Here, I'll leave one behind for you.

I would break your fingers but I'm enjoying the music. Thanks for giving me back one of my beers. And just like the boy who cried wolf, when it's really your birthday, I'm not going to believe you. Unless you present your birth certificate along with two pieces of ID, and a letter signed by Epstein's mother.

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One line of smilies vs your several rants of 50 lines of smilies? Which is more irratiing?

Your the only one out of a hundred people complaining about it. If it bothers you so much go somewhere else.

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I'll guess.
When you are being a dick and posting them to be a dick?
Do you really think ranting and raving about this issue is really going to change anything? Even if you win this pointless debate, you are still retarded.

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Okay Francis, you win.

Maybe not

antidisestablishmentarian ism!

Cyclohexacyclopentadienyl
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Fuck, I forgot a lot of my inorganic chemistry.

He didn't win....I just sat back and watched him discredit himself.
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You cannot try to use logic against ignorant assholes that claim they are 22 but act 12.
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I really don't see what is wrong with my last bit of each comment. It's not like I am slandering, abusing, coercing, inciting, caling out or anything else violent against others unless they provoke it and the fact that I did nothing to start this then that just makes me laugh at the stupidity of this person...they truly have a sad and pathetic life I they act even half as bad as they do here.
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Let's at least acknowledge- haters can give one so much attention that they actually measure a level of 'fanbase'. the haters themselves are fans too- look how much effort you're giving. They might as well be XOXOs all the way down. ........ now for my particular exit face-

You know what Truone you're right. Fuck these two assholes. It's probabbly the same bitch with different accounts. More than likely that fucking asshole "Fingermybutthole" character.

I'm 'bout to type dat supercalifragi..word up in here just to break this bitch again.

Are you classing me as these two assholes you talk of Calang?!?
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You see how shit gets churned up here? Let me clarify this for you my dear dear friend the two assholes I vehemently speak of are none other than those "i hate white people" and "Nicklo2k" characters, whom I believe are one and the same, probably by-products of that "fingermybutthole" guy, if I'm not mistaken. You amigo, I have no issues with whatsoever. Incidentally, I admire the way you comport yourself, and the comments you post.

Sorry dude...I'm just here for a sec as I have to go back to work soon and I was just scrolling through the comments. I'm heaps tired so please forgive me for if I have misconstrued what you said.
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---->>For You...You funny C.U.N.T....
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Why the hell do you bother You really can't please everyone. have a beer and don't bother

Don't just stand there, get that man a burger! When you're that out of shape, you really should just stick to eating.

That weeble wobbled AND fell down

You know what usually helps fat people after they've just been hurt? anorexia.

I don't care what you say, shorts ARE stylish.

anther rodeo vid