Comments - Kung Fu Master Knocks Out a Taekwondo Black Belt

Wait... GUYS practice TKD too?!? Steven Seagal is a bitch, and so is his Hapkido BS.

that roundhouse was sick

ah u no fluc wiv cluck nowwis

Chuck Noris is cool, but can't he do something with that goddamn toupee

I would rather sandpaper a polecats ass in a phone booth than fuck with Chuck Noris

THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT MY FRIEND!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!! My ribs are still aching!! a 12pack for you bro!!

Bruce Lee would klick his ass.

Godzira would "klick" ALL they asses. So there.

Yeah, but Bruce Lee was a real person. So there.

I would have enjoy it more if the man with the red kimono had a long blonde hair

Also, I was expecting some hadouken's

think twice if you want to rob Apu's minimarket

nt is not a toilet ..

lmao! apu!! lmao!!!

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fuck off

Awesome sweep at the beginning.But I can do better....hand me a broom

karate kid part 8

The kungfu guy makes "Tekken" look easy!

Fights aren't nearly as cool without movie sound effects....Sweet ass kick though.

just get two pencils and bang them togather as you watch,really it works

I tried it and it works! Thanks for that! ..too funny.

^^^funny shit ^^^

i can believe i actually got two pencils, watched the video again and inserted my own sound effect! im a loser! .... ppfffff, like you guys didnt know that already

your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superiour fighting style.

In "street fighter 2" ,Dhalsim sucks

Thank you for the insightful comment
Holy Jesus, you must be a 12yr. old

cant help ya self can u mr cunt-of-the-day

If he doesn't want shit, he shouldn't start shit Same goes to you pal

u put ppl on being 12.. when 2 days ago u were sookin about votes for COTD
grow up u cretin

Piss off. You've been on people's backs enough already.

WOW! combo no 5 with sweat & sour sauce

you get a thumbs up for your avi

Funny that you look like every retard that I have ever seen.

thats cos i use moisturiser

Nice job stealing that avatar...

See what you've done tobby? Now Jhawk906 has 'NO AVATAR'.

while those fancy little spins would score nicely in figure skating.......fedor would tkf-outta these guys with an elbow or two to the cranium!!!
for fedor!!!

Stop using those f*cking cross dissolves, damned

check out the "white" guys kick at 44 secs

whit kicks like thoose, why they don't allow fists to the face...

red guy- "your squatting monkey style is no match for my spinny stick leg technique"
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white guy- "I will honor my master by defeating you"
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Officer from last vid- BANG! BANG! I win!

lol....classic....
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They really looked like two fags dancing ballet.

Aaaah so!

wow !
seriously i prefer look at them who fights with art
while looked fat guys who beat themsleves up with chairs on their faces !!!!!

I guess bruce lee never did die

I will fight both of them at the same time in a!! phone box,

I gotta get me one of them Bathrobe's They look warm....

awesome moves

I never learned how to put on the belt, and so at each session, I had to go see the manager, and he tapped me hard on the side of my face for not figuring it out. He was an asshole.
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I made to a yellow-white striped belt. And I think that sessions were $300 a week back then, in the 90s. What a fucking waste of money.

I learned to defend myself with an M16.

You too? Rock on.

played that card perfectly

as a referee dressing the same as one of the opponants is a bit risky

I've got a sudden urge to play Street Fighter.
Ken vs Ryu anyone?

2nd best head shot today

that was fuckin awesome man!!!!!

I have a black belt and it does a great job of keeping my pants up. By the way Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses just dont tell the guy in the red shirt though he might hurt me.

i only got a purple belt but purple is my favorite color

Yeah well you keep your pretty purple belt on cause I dont want to know what is under there.

I GOT A MANGINA!
IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=u_hMnT44Etk

fukung brilliant

Hmmm...making TKD black belts easier and easier to get, apparently. Most TKD black belts I know fight like the other guy...

That was pretty amazing.

i'd love to fight in that dojo.

Most bad ass guys in all of Afghanistan, pity everyone else just carrys an ak47.

Stupid much?

karmas a bitch

DAAAAAAAAAAMN!

This aint a scene! Its a foot race!

that guy is bad ass

"Smell it! ... Smell it! ... TAKE IT!"

Best avatar ever!

Hey guys, you really hurt my feelings, because I put all my efforts trying to be funny like you all, but no one never gives me pinkies, so I'm sad, but I admire you a lot anyway, and this is for Calang and all the people there, they know who they are