Comments - Helicopter Crashes As it Tries to Land in Switzerland

category: Accidents | views: 88811 | posted on: 06/22/2008

He almost landed it, but like my grandpa always said, almost doesn't get you pussy.

Nicklo2k [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:14am

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Typical women trying to park.

zykron [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:15am

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A swiss chopper, eh?
Alright I got one... who cut the cheese?
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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:57am

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Guilty...and it packed one helluva powerful punch too. Now my underwear looks like swiss cheese...not to mention the odor which could easily exterminate an entire Sudanese village. icon_razz.gif icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:19am

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That's what you get when you park in a handicap space.
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Gplanet [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:19am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif Was there a spring he landed on!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

4thseal [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:20am

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"but like my grandpa always said, almost doesn't get you pussy."
Well your grandpa never the knew the magic of chloroform rags after "almost" picking up a chick. icon_wink.gif

spunktubber [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:26am

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them swiss firemen dropped their toblerones pretty quickly!

MegaSpliff [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:30am

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Is 'aie ya ya' Swiss for 'oh shit'?

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 2:34pm

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'I yie yie yie yie'.... means oh shit that's my helicopter.

BadWolf [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:07pm

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aiaiaiaiai means.....how the fuck should i know?
I just watch carnages and other stuff icon_beer.gif

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 3:42pm

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This happened because they're getting too high in Switzerland lately

8039 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:36am

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Switzerland needs to stick to making pocket knives.

neebuz [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:40am

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he should have waited for an easier space to park in, car park was choka

secret_squirrel [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:04am

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The vehicles looked like matchbox cars.

neebuz [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:07am

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yeah that was defo a r.c helecopter

liacon [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:07am

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Fuck the helicopter crash, I would be more concerned about the bombs dropping on my
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Sorry, I had a WWII flashback icon_redface.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:23am

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Where were the effin flames and the carnage? icon_stoned.gif

Cock For Rent [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 1:18pm

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Iraq?

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 1:49pm

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LMAO....good one!

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 2:28pm

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Oh yeah.. I'm near Liverpool.. Not as spectacular, but great all the same!!

small balls [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:25am

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Micro Machines - Xbox 360

FeedME! [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:27am

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Lol, that helicopter was probably made in America.

kill-9 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:22am

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Yeah. Either that or the pilot got caught in his own rotor wash. Maybe they should send their pilots to the US to get some training on how to properly use the collective whilst landing?

spunktubber [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:34pm

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Now im not a pilot but I think its more to do with the big shiny red thing with the spinny roundy airplane wing things spinning around the top bouncing up and down and then turning on its side and then spinning around on what looks to me to be the wrong axis.

chopsuey [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 12:04pm

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no,no,no this isn't a landing, this is a take-off.... its just playing backwards. I noticed it when that car was going backwards.. almost fooled me though.

zykron [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:34am

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FeedME! on Jun 22 08 : 7:27am wrote:
Lol, that helicopter was probably made in America.
Fuck you, lousy bastard 3rd-world-country troll/hypocrite. I see you bashing America all over the place, in baseball vids and now in vids like these. Have you got anything positive to say about America lately? Or are you just another self-serving hypocrite with no dick to tuck in between your legs when you're asked to serve for your own country?
Fuck off you cowardly cumstain. icon_twisted.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 9:16am

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zykron on Jun 22 08 : 8:34am wrote:
Fuck you, lousy bastard 3rd-world-country troll/hypocrite. I see you bashing America all over the place, in baseball vids and now in vids like these. Have you got anything positive to say about America lately? Or are you just another self-serving hypocrite with no dick to tuck in between your legs when you're asked to serve for your own country?Fuck off you cowardly cumstain.
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All the above and then some.
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Suroj [ban] | Jun 26 08 : 3:28pm

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I like America for their cheeseburgers and french fries with coca-cola. Hotdogs....mmmm Budweiser,mmmm. I like my 67 Gibson SG with a Bigsby tremelo from America. And Marlboro cigarettes.
Apart from all that, America can fuck off!!!

chunkie he-man [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:51am

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u must have been picked on in school by an American or u were fucked by an American while u were in prison or an American fucked ur wife 'cause u weren't doin' it right..or an American took ur job....loser icon_stoned.gif

amok525 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 10:01am

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USA USA USA USA are the ones thats feeds your mom & dad

shaitan [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 11:35am

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Probably this helicopter feed your parents when your were running thereabouts with snots in the face and without shit in the guts you piece of shit

Daretofail [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:41am

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I tried to play the Swiss Helicopter Flight Simulator on my PC before...
...It kept crashing though.
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Sgt.Gunny [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:52am

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Hey man I got that game too. I am thinking that it is a bug in the game and you cant land the chopper without putting it on its roof. Anyone else had the same trouble icon_question.gif

dirty back road [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:50am

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he must have stolen it

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 5:53am

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Well it did say HELL on the side of the chopper.
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Nothing good ever comes from that
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Accept HELLfire missiles fired from AH-64's.
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death100 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:03am

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fuck the guys in the chopper, anyone whose seen silent hill will know the underworld will come to devour.. switzerland icon_neutral.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:14am

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it's all good.
they got those cool knives, St. Benards and hot chocolate to help in the rescue attempt.

madmike [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 7:04am

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you forgot blonde girls with big tits

w0nders [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:33am

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If only the eject seat had worked icon_stoned.gif

I Has A Crayon [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:52am

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talk about a choppy ride... icon_rolleyes.gif

hellyeh [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:59am

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THE MOST ANOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD GOE`S TO THIS CLIP icon_wink.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 7:06am

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The pilot was an elderly woman who mistook the cyclic for the collective!

westies07 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 7:38am

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"quote" He almost landed it, but like my grandpa always said, almost doesn't get you pussy.. lol who cares about the video that title is bledy hilarious well done icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 7:53am

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WOW!! helicopter rides are fun icon_eek.gif

scottie2high [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 8:32am

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should have got that handy cap spot on the roof icon_stoned.gif

tobby [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 8:49am

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its taken.............. as usual

Botoman [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 10:11am

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Crash landing is still landing. Technically.

FinalFormula [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 11:34am

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This happened just four days ago in Grenchen, Switzerland. The pilot got away without a scratch.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 11:42am

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...the co-pilot's head has yet to be recovered though icon_lol.gif

mr_bean152 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 12:37pm

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he regrets not playing more of flight simulator now

llamastalker [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 2:10pm

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TOO many funny things in that video to just comment on one.
1st. This is why women shouldnt drive
2nd. WTF that yellow car thing driven backwards, wth was up with that?
3rd. When the helicopter crashed the bomb alert siren goes off, so i could see all of switzerland huddeling under tables. icon_beer.gif

Necramonium [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 3:03pm

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AIRRAID!

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:24pm

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i liked the bit were he was up side down icon_cheesygrin.gif

Davey37 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 4:41pm

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if everyone drives backwards in switzerland
it explains why he crashed icon_cool.gif

damianwatches [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 6:55pm

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those kind of sirens used to scare the crap out of me when i was cute and wittle... icon_lol.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 7:29pm

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he was doing pretty decent until the last random half flip maneuver.

johnnylaw [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 8:28pm

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Looks like he caught his gear on something at the end the way it whipped around before landing sideways. I suppose he didn't pass parallel parking. And to all you jealous bitches badmouthing the US. FUCK YOU. Enough of you whiney little load crusties. Go back to sucking on one of your Mom's eight tits. And above all, don't anger us, we might huff and puff and blow your little Euro straw huts down... icon_twisted.gif

CRAZYK6 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 8:59pm

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Looks like he over throttled it when it pitched and the resulting torque to the tail rotor wasn't anticipated or compensated for.
I agree about the lesson on collective, I'd also submit he needs a lesson in throttle control. It looked like he prolly had plenty of rotorspeed to get the bird back into shape. (BEFORE ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE THAT IS).
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triciaplumley [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 9:16pm

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zykron you immature embilcile...argue your point with a bit of maturity and you "Might" sound like you're over 12 years of age icon_cheesygrin.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 1:35am

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Instead of yelling that from a distance.
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You should post it as a direct reply...so he can see it and have a chance to reply back.
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oneof3 [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 9:41pm

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USA ..hahahahaha

Adisharr [ban] | Jun 22 08 : 10:56pm

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He was doling fine until someone yelled out GIANT WEEDWHACKER!

JrDaMan [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 2:07am

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Are we in Iraq, Those sirens means Invasion, take cover. icon_lol.gif

Rollo [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 2:48am

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If my Helicopter had an alarm like that one, I wouldn't buy it.

slickk0323 [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 6:47pm

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if it wasnt for the usa,most countrys would be nothing

m4v3r1ck [ban] | Jun 24 08 : 12:16pm

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Here are some more Infos, im trying to get some more details, i live only ten minutes away from this airport.
http://www.bazl.admin.ch/ fachleute/luftfah...etail Knz=HB-XVB
http://www.heli.li/sites/ hb-xvb.php
http://www.swissheli.com/ history/hb-xvb.htm

m4v3r1ck [ban] | Jun 24 08 : 12:26pm

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Sorry, here is the official preliminary report of the accident:
http://www.bfu.admin.ch/c ommon/pdf/HB-XVB.pdf
It says that the pilot is not harmed, the helicopter is major damaged. It slipped away from a landing-platform and fell on its side. I will post the final report as soon as its going to be released. Maybe i can get some pics of the helicopter...

tjingis [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 1:06am

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Holy shit, hehe, the dude on the ladder should be very happy icon_cheesygrin.gif

Kosta-Tzim [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:30am

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America Fuck yeah.. What a country.. Fat, guns, money driven, racist, oil driven, war driven.. well sounds like my country australia too.. but you know what? governments dont represent the people anymore.. dumbcunt politicians doo.. fight them first.. then yourselves after.. America fuck yeah.. We come from one planet dont we?? You dont die with your possessions..

planedr [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 11:08pm

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FeedME! on Jun 22 08 : 7:27am wrote:
Lol, that helicopter was probably made in America.
No you stupid fuck, it was built in Brazil. It's a AS-350 made by eurocopter.

Harpersanchez [ban] | Jul 1 08 : 6:16pm

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I don't see what the problem was.. he obviously had it and then suddenly it flipped around for no reason. I also lolled for whatever reason when that emergency vehicle comes flying in reverse. Why was that funny to me?

chopsuey [ban] | Jul 6 08 : 11:58am