Comments - Man Commits Suicide by Failing to Commit Suicide
category: Shocking | views: 104205 | posted on: 06/23/2008
His goal was to jump off the bridge and splatter himself, but he got electrocuted first. Fortunately for everyone, he still splattered himself in the end.
ambientgravy [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 4:06am
+4 
The dummy can't do anything right, he should just kill his... nevermind.
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 2:44pm
+1
i think he said.
The damnest thing is that (I think) a while back, he got COTD for identically the same comment! -P.S. I'm on antibiotics right now because of a major ear infection, so I have no idea who's gonna pick up the tab 
oh and the vid comment. ... i wonder if he felt that?
You can rest assure that I would never work for that asshole.....Kidnap and hold for ransom maybe, but never work for.
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I can see how it may look like that...but alas, it's not.
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Just because I said that does not mean I like the guy. Trump is a fucking idiot and he's show sucks. I don't give a shit how much money the guy has...I would not be able to listen to his voice for longer than 2 minutes without wanting to bust the teeth out of his head and shove his toupee down his throat.
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Just to make sure he's dead 
TravDeezle05 [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 4:44am
I don't want to sound rude but..... with pole climbing skills like that why would you wanna die? 
Killerdude [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 4:50am
+2
See kid's it's true if you want to do something and give it your all you Can accomplish your goals... 
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 4:51am
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WHY...does the cameraperson ALWAYS fuck up the best part? I just don't get it. I mean they are standing there filming anyway so why not frame the entire sequence? It's not like they were THAT concerned that they had to flinch the camera to get a look with their own eyes. What's the point of filming the before and after and not get the meat of the matter? Geezuz.
paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 24 08 : 5:15am
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you have a great way to look at stuff , however i still aint goin that high . 
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 5:35am
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Kind of reminds me of the guy who set himself on fire before he jumped out of the window. That's why I always roll my eyes at suicide "attempts"
, because if you really wanted to be dead, YOU'D BE DEAD!
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WB Dude.......... & 
-----> 4U
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I think some people just want to go out with a bang.
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That vid with the flaming guy goin out the window is freaky. I watched it over and over about twenty times and still could not believe it......thumbs up for him wanting to go out in style though and condolences to his family.
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 6:21am
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Welcome back!
WB Dude.......... & -----> 4U
en jaywest [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 7:15am
+5
just imagine the complex you get from failing suicide? cant do ANYTHING right.
spazemunky [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 8:30am
+1
he wanted to fall into a tank full of Piranha just to be sure... but the cops came.
llamastalker [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 8:44am
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See now this is what pisses me off the most, if your gunna kill yourself atleast shoot your brains out in a bucket or in the bathtube, bcs seriously we dont want to have to clean you up..
Necramonium [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 9:45am
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and he was naked to!well,if you gotta go,than go out with style...i would put a little glass of water down the building,put on my swim trunks,flippers,diving glass and jump,than people would think,did he tried to kill himself or jump in the tiniest people in the world...
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zykron [ban] | Jun 23 08 : 4:02am
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He went out on a shocking limb.