Doctor Foster Went to Gloucester In a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle Right up to his middle And never went there again! (Old English Nursery Rhyme).
That was like falling into Paris Hilton's chuff!!!!!............... .i imagine Last time someone fucked her, she said "Have you taken precautions" He said "Yeah, I've tied my feet to the bed posts"!!!
Why? You jealous cos you thought your mum had the biggest and messiest minge??? She is a contender indeed, but Paris wins I'm afraid, sorry, but like most people where your mum is concerned, You'll get over it!!! Now, Fuck Off.
The irony of it all: His parents will want him not to wet the bed, but they will still tell him to throw all his clothes in the hamper and get washed before he goes to bed.