Comments - Moron Breaks his Ankles Jumping from the Second Floor

Isaac Newton's discovery of Gravity was lost on some people. What the camera didn't show was that an apple landed on his head just after he landed.

maybe he should start hangin out with the skier from yesterday that broke his shin.. they can tell jokes to each other while they lay motionless.

You'd think he'd learn after the first time. Keep doing it though, at least then the C.U.N.T.'s will have something to laugh about.

it's like last time he broke it why did this dumb shit do it a second time?
thats a darwin candidtate right there

He just landed at an odd ankle.

"CAN U BELIEVE THAT" UUHH YEAH DUMB ASS DONKEY

(off topic, but) I like your avatar. roll one one brotha.

That's Okay I'm sure mext Time He'll make it..

What the fuck was he doing that for anyway?

He was jumping from the second floor to the first or if your a brit, he was jumping from the first floor to the ground floor.

We have that in America to, it's called jumping from the 1st floor to the Lobby.
And then we have the Ground floor, and then B1 and B2.

"Right there, perfect".

DID he think those toothpics for legs could handle that stupid shit

That's what I was thinking!

its amazing humans have done so well with dumbasses like this around.

our next generation of geniuses

They're our future. Oh God, who am I kidding, I need a drink.....

I believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way

Oh boobie,boobie,boobie..... i was gonna post a smartass reply after that but I just wanted to say
.....
boobie,boobie,boobie

I hear that a lot

You have three tits?

proof of evolution

Now let's see you try that with the casts on!

I don't think he fully weighed up the gravity of his situation.

Kids parents only have a one story home.Escatotors puzzle him

Was he trying to reenact a scene from "Dawn of the dead"? That's what happens when you try and pull a "Savini" off the second story in the mall. He should reenact the head vs helicopter rotor blade scene next.

What did the guy expect?

6.5

he was trying to commit suicide by breaking his neck but the stupid shit landed on his feet....

"Can you believe that?"
Yep, I can.

his trying out his new fairy wings that just bought

did you sell those to him? good stuff! :)

Parkour moron: 0
Urban Jungle: 1

That ankle snapped like a slim jim, Macho Man was hiding in the coin fountian.

2nd-floor-jumping, ankle-breaking, bitch-made motherfucker

I fear the worst for the next generation, we are fucked....
boobie,boobie,boobie..... . now I said ti too

Bet he is related to that dickhead the other day that set his shoes on fire......

You got that right. They are inbred cousins for sure

i hope he got all the attention he wanted.

he just needed to be quick and sure he was

i can sum this guy up in a word "TOSSER"

do it do it do it damn i love the pressure

He'll be sticking to one story strip malls in the future.

i truly believe the "fallout" from the nuclear bombs used in WWII has caused some kind of "brainfreeze" in the subsequent generations - vids like this tend to make me belive my own theory - have i sed fuckumall yet today??

the children are our future....look what idiots youve raised...not to mention the present is pretty shitty because of you guys.
smoke weed everyday.

That was a leap of faith

what??
you guys didnt see the unicorn that was chasing him???
maybe i should lay off the shrooms

now youre just talking crazy talk....of course you shouldnt lay off the shrooms

And people say Hitler was crazy for exterminating retards like this

Wot a retard!

fuckin idiot

the security were just sat in a office eating chocolate donuts laughing at this fool.. cos i know i would,, y waste my energy on this idot kid who loves breaking his ankles..

I thought they liked glazed donuts

That revenge of Doh in avatar

the description said "ankles" but I guess one is good enough..

"Its like the last time i broke it" ... You mean to tell me you didn't learn your lesson the first time you pulled a retard move?

im sure people who actually know how to do Parkour dont do what this sausage jockey did.
a cretin of the highest order ( one storey)

We should sue him for not landing on his head!

MADE IN AMERICA!

he have to elevate his ki to flight like me

thats the reason we have escalators and stairs...moron

I hope this is what you wanted ,,, hope this is what you had in mind .. cuz this is what you're getting!

Don't worry...pins and rods are cooler than bones anyway

Attention shoppers, we have a bluelight special on stupid retards who are better off dead.

Perfect

He didn't have anything better to do for the next six weeks.

I was thinkin of somethin when I watched this video. I can't remember if it was, Duche or Crunch!
Then again it's hard to realize what's goin on when you just smoked a pile of crack while you were eatin a bowl of rice crispies with vinager. I swear I was gonna say somethin witty, but now it's just realllllly long.

that guy has to be an abortion survivor.

Ugly ass feet.

Jerry Springer's show ain't the only proof the gene pool NEEDS to be chlorinated.

been to that mall and alwayz wonderd what would hapN if you jump from the top? thank you dumb white kids I can alwayz count on you.......

Physics lesson...fall from 10feet and you will break something...unless your a master at parcore

He has a extra set of balls to play with