Comments - Big Battle Between the Chinese and Russian Mafias

category: Cool | views: 73584 | posted on: 06/25/2008

The Russians got drunk and made fun of Jackie Chan. From that point, it was on.

zykron [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:09am

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Anyone up for a game of mudball?
I'll shoot first. icon_frown.gif

OJ Pimpson [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:09am

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Where's your kung fu now motherfuckers?

:( [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:10am

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Russians 1
Chinese 0
(however I would take the win and leave if I was the Russians, cause the Triads prolly have like 400 of their buddies on the way.)

gilfman [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:12am

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It looks like the Russians won! I'm surprised, as I thought all Chinese people knew Karate. The Chink with the bloody face just needs to call it a day. Don't know why the Russian just didn't give him a good swift kick to the face and finish it.

mouldylock [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:44am

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you thought all chinese people know karate?

Red6ixx [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:47am

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isnt karate japanese?

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:22am

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Hey gilfman, in Kung Fu is the national martial arts practiced in China ... Karate is Japanese.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:13am

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That dude in black was a one man show.
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It Looks like a bunch of pointless shit to me.
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tidusnani [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:17am

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I doubt these were chineese... But still that was an epic "Batlle on the Playground" Jackie Chan would defenetly use the slide icon_beer.gif

newburghschamp [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:17am

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After it was all done, the stench of Vodka and soy sauce filled the air

nico99 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:21am

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What's with the fists?
Have they sold ALL their AKs to Manchester?

liacon [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:25am

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Nico it looks to me like they were just fighting over a dry place to park. icon_smile.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:27am

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STICK around guy's...

Dane42o [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:30am

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Mud wrestling at it's finest...or worse, depending on if you take it gay or not.

Red6ixx [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:30am

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mr bloody face didnt seem to know when to give up - poor show of a fight - all those people and they still couldnt give a good account.

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:32am

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I was expecting samurai with a katana in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other icon_evil.gif

double stroke [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:37am

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bloody face got knocked down by a phantom punch @ 2:27....he should consider a new line of work or better gang members

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:39am

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i think i saw chuck norris

Lil in Spain [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:40am

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Mafia my ass icon_rolleyes.gif They were the local Chinese bizzare owners involved in a 'minor' scuffle with locals.
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If it was the mafia then it'd be over in seconds icon_twisted.gif

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:54am

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If this were this Russian Mafia And the Chinese Triads there would be no video and there would be no fists. And it would have been over in a few minutes.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:45am

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That's just how they celebrate the end of a drought over there.

kill-9 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:47am

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This vid is odd in many ways.
1. What's with the flood?
2. What's with the "ring"?
3. What's with the "crazy super powerful didn't even touch you kicks" at :55 and :2:28?
4. What's with the retard saying "wooooooowoooooo"?

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:09am

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That's what the fight was about....Russians overflowed a bath and the water then flooded Noo Sao's restaurant and soaked all the cats and dogs they were cooking.
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And when Noo Saos customers don't get pussy...they get pissed off big time.
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chonka [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:27am

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I can explain the ring , if you look to the right , you will see Mel Gibson and Tina Turner , 2 men enter , 1 man leaves . dont you know... it's the first rule of Russian / Asian fight club!!! you dont talk about fight club , . sshhsshhhh....

tobby [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 4:55am

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i love watching mud wrestling................ ..................... but those girls have no boobs

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 26 08 : 7:31am

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By golly I think your right! lol

Gromit [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 8:04am

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Send them to america, they will all have D size man boobs in 5 years.

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:14am

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"ivan? it's igor. yeah, the deal is going down tonight. at the giant mud puddle. yeah. and wear that black suit."

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:22am

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2 mafias and not 1 gun? bollocks! icon_stoned.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:30am

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^^Agree mafia definately pack.This Chinese New year celebrations perhaps icon_rolleyes.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:29am

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Its the new Mafia poverty pack, no guns just sticks.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:30am

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Two things:
#1. I want to know what was in that bag that was over the Russian's shoulder! Whatever it was it was so important that he wouldn't take it off during a fight/beatdown! Probably what the fight was about anyway.
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#2. Pretty bad ass of them to hear sirens & not really give a shit. Just finish their business & nonchalantly walk away. Russian's are some crazy ass people.

Uncouth [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:50am

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That's not how you do communism.

shmooie [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 6:03am

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looks to me that from about the 3 minute mark....the "poles" arrived".
never mind the Russians........

8039 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 6:06am

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There is no Russian mafia fool. And all i saw was one Russian punk beating 3 chinese up.

Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:25am

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They Putin a beatdown on old Jackie.

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:37am

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DONT FUCK WITH THE RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!!!

ResidentAsylum [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:54am

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... 30 minutes later he wanted to fight 'em again...

crackerwhore [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:57am

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you guys all fucking blind??? i didn't see any chinese there. just all "white" people. and that was the dumbest fight ever.

tommygun33 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:00am

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Mafia??? Ya right. The Chinese would have been slicing Russians up, and chopping fingers off, and the Russians would have been pulling out AK's and making chinese Mafia won ton soup.

Necramonium [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 9:21am

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you play to much grand theft auto....

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:20am

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Where are the weapons?

Icarus [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:38am

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I have vertigo from watching that

CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:40am

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another one of those idiotic oral alarms.. donkeys

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:44am

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i would take a Russian over a Chinese man any day.

Harry Steinberg [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:09am

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iMasturbate on Jun 25 08 : 10:44am wrote:
i would take a Russian over a Chinese man any day.
apparently you're a faggot icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:47pm

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whatever you say.

trubld1 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 9:05am

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The guy that was kicking the other one was taking it easy on him. He could have really hurt em if he wanted to. He was just playing with him. icon_rolleyes.gif

Skitzoap [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 9:11am

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This looks fake..I call shenanigans!

cucarachito [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 9:14am

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note to cameraman: youre not the one being hit. hold the fucking camera still! sheesh!

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 9:24am

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Our next bout features the italian mafia vs the c.u.n.t club..

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:54pm

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The italian mafia does not stand a chance. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:27am

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Just after this, I waded in and twatted the lot of them Kill Bill styley!!

Alexxmoore [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:27am

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"Alright, boys... Where should we settle this?"
"How bout the giant ass puddle down on 31st and centennial?"
"Sounds stupid... We'll be there."

nighthawk85 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:52am

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I don't see any mafias or chinese

eruptionx [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:55am

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i love it when u get to see one guy just beat the ever living shit outta everyone. he did spin arounds n shit just decking anyone that came in his path.
now if this were mafia, this guy wouldve gotten a quad kill twice.

BEERMAN [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:57am

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ssooooo - both the russian and the chinese mafia's now have half witted retards doin their dirty work ???? icon_eek.gif no wonder they havn't made any progress in the last 2 centuries icon_lol.gif
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reabymike [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 10:59am

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MAFIA WTF?? IN A PLAY GROUND? THEY WERE PLAY FIGHTING! OUR KIDS IN S.A. PLAY FIGHT WITH GUNS!

rascoil [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 11:00am

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I told you not to legalize gay marriage in California. I knew this would happen. He had a legitimate excuse, he dropped the soap and backed up. Get over it already. (That was way gay) icon_stoned.gif icon_eek.gif

Duckmysick69 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 11:48am

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"MAFIA WTF?? IN A PLAY GROUND? THEY WERE PLAY FIGHTING! OUR KIDS IN S.A. PLAY FIGHT WITH GUNS!"
How brave...

lakers420 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 11:56am

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In the words of cartman: RACE WAR! RACE WAR! iTS GOING DOWN! TH SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!!! MEXICANS WIN AGAIN!!!

billiebionic [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 12:07pm

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mexicans clean my pool, mexicans weed my gardens and land scapes, mexicans mow my lawn mexicans even clean my toilettes WOW they have me surrounded ,,,,i give up..

moose88 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 12:11pm

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haha
you have these kick ass mafia dudes-kicking ass
and then you have this white nerd who looks like he just came from the office with his little laptop bag

newsense [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 1:05pm

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should have been in jello...should have been hot wet bitches

Draddus0479 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 1:14pm

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that was boring ... first of all if it was chinese triads they would not be fighting in a muddy park they would have blown up houses or restaurants or cars or cut their throughts in their sleep. second what the fuck were they doing fighting over a mud lot .. " oh me so sory me riky this mud lot "says chiko to the rusky
"Dis vill be my mud lot" says rusky to chinko

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 1:32pm

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Ze Royalk Rumbleski! Cominsk to pay per view on July 5th icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

elmomcbaggins [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 2:44pm

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oh shit! Watch that guy's killer dance move at 2:30!!
lmao! He did an Elvis Pelvis move and that fat guy just fell down from the force!

Vicente de la Vega [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 3:09pm

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Gun @ 1:20 !
Coward !

BabyBatter [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 3:28pm

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If you play MJ's "THRILLER" song and smoke a LOT of pot while watching this....its still a fag fight.

YOUd0ntKnoWSHIT [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:00pm

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ITS FLOODIN NIGGA

ojdidntdoit [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:27pm

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SWEEP THE LEG!!!! --karate kid

Faints_At_Blood [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 5:53pm

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da-na nana nanh nanh na na nahhh...
Evry body vuz kung voo vitinsk!
Dar vists ver as vast as lightnisk!
In vakt it vas a little bit vrightninsk!
But dey vought vit expert timinsk!
@ 2;30 he either kicked faster than the frame rate or he mastered in the ancient technique of
"PSYCH!! Fooled you bitch!"

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 6:10pm

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They really are red.

bjjnovice [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:07pm

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Q: What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
A: Wataaahhhhh!

manicdemise [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 7:53pm

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ahaha those where the least mafia looking people ever.. theres loads of Chinese gangsters where i live and they fuck each other up for the littlest things.. im talking hacked up with cleavers if not killed.. those Russians would've git powned

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:20pm

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For being the Mafias where's all the guns? icon_rolleyes.gif