After this...he never had the balls to drive that car again.
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@Scott....no...but a shit load of blood comes out.
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Not even bloody semen? damn, i was waiting for a exploding nutsack video with people recording semen and blood everywhere

You could always watch some WW2 footage of ships sinking....seamen go everywhere.
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for that google bme pain olympics

cheers for that but i read up about it and it seems its fake still funny tho

hahahahahaha good joke lets all make not funny jokes, cus thats how to make people laugh is by everyone making a bad joke and then the next person not even commenting on that joke, just saying another joke of their own that isnt funny, heres an example that i bet comes up OH LOOK I BET HIS BALLS GOT DEFLATED WHO HAS A FOOTBALL PUMP TEEHEE thats a good joke not, thanks for making lame jokes everyone

How about we play a game of you hide and go fuck ya self
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If you dont like it here or like our comments....FUCK OFF TO ANOTHER SITE!!!!

And thank you bandmans for being a whiny assed slapdick with out a sense of humor! Now how about you go drink some bleach and have a lovely day!

your welcome

Fuck off.
Hey, here's a lame joke:
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What's 2 + 2?
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Answer: STFU.

hahahaha you even did the beers thing you people are hilarious

The beers thing? That amuse you caveman? People here just want to have a good time, I don't mind the jokes at all. The only bad joke on here is your parents having you. Please do the world a favor and find some corner and quietly die in. (<---"the beers thing")

Something tells me, Zyk,
that this guy's not a problem
solver!

I BET HIS BALLS GOT DEFLATED! WHO HAS AN AIR PUMP?!?!?!?! EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL

Does this mean he can get air at the gas station ??

Here's a lame joke for you.
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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

Bandmans got owned. HA HA HA FOOTBALL PUMP!! HA HA HA .
let me guess, his faceless avatar (or lack there of will respond): it was supposed to be a bad joke...
TOO BAD, YOU SUCK anyway. HA HA HA.

how did i get owned hahaha i purposefully made a bad joke, and then someone fake laughed at my bad joke which is what i did to myself! teeheehee you really are clever i got totally owned as in you did cus i owned you with my superior intellect coupled with gil69s support, i think you got owned pow pow

I don't know man, but your response played out exactly as i predicted. Of course, what can you do? I am TRUONE, the keeper of all things great. thanks, you're all lovely folks.

ahahahhaha, good sir that made my day

"...I don't know what happend? I bit her ear, she farted, then she flew out the window!"

Idiots are never in short supply, eh?

I'm pretty sure the guy stopped the car with the sheer force of his balls alone, one of those adrenaline rush things, except with your balls. Football Pump.

hahahah jokes you all get so annoyed and to that guy krazy, i love this site! so no i wont leave teeheehee glad you all liked the bad joke, as you guys say, hahahah that is so funny i love it when youre like HATS OFF TO YOU OGAMI208 good times

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i normally get mine kicked

WTF that was just stupid..

its not stupid................... he used a rubber

lol

Aussies

I just noticed the accent....damn aussies

safe sex

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Ahhhh. I get it now. A troll for an avatar and a user name of FeedME!.
Loser.

last time i checked FIAT was made in Italy

lol

.....and now the word NEARLY has come back to haunt us!!!
Football pump!! You guys kill me!!!

From male to female in 1.2 seconds.

Damn these close calls.

luton is gay thats where you obviously live i live in SE8 LDN BOI joking but i do live in london so eat my balls lutonboy

"When your balls get crushed, does semen explode all over your legs? Just wondering."
I am guessing bloody semen?

Im ashamed.

Don't be...look at the flag your flying...Be proud Mate.
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It would be sacrilege to be ashamed of this great flag. I would be spitting on my Grandfathers grave. :exclaim
Why I am ashamed is because the only Australian related video's I have seen on NT are either bogans or drongos! -

HAHA!!!
How convenient that he was parked in a Disabled Space!!

he was a hair away from having crushed nuts. ballhair.

The English, I was waiting for Benny Hill to run across the parking lot.

They can laugh about it now...until they end up pumping out a fucking mongoloid kid because of his retarded sperm.

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who the *%@# deleted me??
oh, i deleted myself by mistake! im such an idiot!
( ..... dont everybody nod your heads in agreement ...please)

are they parked in a disabled bay.. thats tight throwing a disabled person out of a car to get is bolloks neally ran over!!!! but im an nt fan so i love it!!!!!!!!

why do u pay so much attention to that dougebag BANDMANS this is what he wanted i am willing to bet he jerksoff with every"not funny jokes" he reads

Here's my lame joke of the day: What do you get when you cross an airplane, an auto, and a dog?
A: A flying car-pet (I'm still waiting for my copy of NT for Dummies to arrive in the mail

that right there is a night to remember for that man.

Draggin' Ballz See.

I know a dude that this happened to....
Don't worry though, she's doing fine now.

What the fuck??