He sounded like a demented pregnant cow after

Was that dark shodowy figure that did NOTHING at all, the grim reaper with his fingers crossed????

Yes indeed sir, that was me

Nice work mate!!!

lol

No worry sir. He's a dumbass, I'll have many more opportunities

He's got a lesson to learn from some australian boy I know

Loosing a few million brain cells aint that bad, im sure of it 0.o

That was in Philly (I have nothing else to add)

The music was a nice touch. He sounded like a retard in the few seconds at the end. Then again, maybe that's the result of his self inflicted blunt force trauma labotomy attempt.

He should go to Russia and try that off a 6 story building..

Brilliantly edited

Bad jump, but awesome tail, dude.

^^Lmao Gravy I was thinking the same.Did he mutate into a cat after he fell

big time loser.

He might be alrite, but his mother is gona have a heart attack when she sees the dentist bill

oh his name is alex platt NOT pratt

maybe an asian wrote it?

*Alex Splatt

Hard man. I ride street so i know what it takes to crash hard and just get up, dust yourself off and do it all again. loser? idiot? no fucking way. Its passion that drives him to keep doing it. most of you wont ever feel as alive as this guy.

if feeling alive means jumping face first into concrete at high speeds then I don't want to live

lol

Too bad his bike didn't break the window that it hit, then his dumb ass could have been charged with Vandalism!

at least he tried

Oh he lived....Damn it!

DELETED

thats my friend jimmy talks

maybe he should of started with something simpler

Eat concrete shitwit. This reminds me of my dream last night, I was on an endless ski run and I could do perfect, effortless helicopter spins off the tiniest bump.

What the fuck are these kids thinking?

^^Similar things you and were thinking when we were young and fearless Too far back to remember Calang

Well, no disrespect to you El or any of the ladies, but back then I was thinking about the same thing I think about today, pussy. I wasn't interested in flying across a long stretch of concrete steps on a bicycle.

^^None taken And pick up your damn shirts

They were thinking 6 million thoughts a minute, scientific fact.
Problem is: these kids had 6 million stupid thoughts a minute.
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Now back to C.U.N.T. news.

That's not worth a thumbie. Calang's got at least two more accounts in NT

he had the tail of a cat but the ability to all ways land on his feet like a cat

He started his young life jumping dust-bins in Australia

I had a dream I was drinking the worlds largest margarita and when I woke up, I was licking the toilet bowl

Awesome video..shitty music. Seriously, it sounded like an episode of "Grey's Anatomy."

wow... i can't believe he walked away from that.

NT has officially made me a pussy. I never do anything remotely dangerous anymore. Thanks NT, for saving my teeth, bones and perhaps life!

wtf!!
he bounced!
did anyone else see that???
and what was the deal with that song???
is he dedicating it to the bike??
or is the bike dedicatin it to him????

Looked like he landed on an IED

What a daft twat!!

HE was obviously trying to get a closer view at the ground but those stairs were in the way to he had to jump them

i wonder wot concrete tastes like!!!!!

Not bad 9/10 as plants go

he got up.....and walked away.

is it a bird? is it a plane?no just cupid stunt on his little bros bike

that takes Balls (also took his face) but Damn!

wow the kids of this days loves the concrete

atleast he was on key

Dewd... his head must be made out of iron.

wtf!! , end of video he has all his teeth back , that shity music reminded me of the lion king , and that sucked too

ba, dah, dot, dah, dow, I'm lovin' it!

WHAAAAA WHAAAA WHAAAA.... IM OL RITE!! HAHAHA. IT MUST HAVE SOME THING TO DO WITH THE ABNORMAL GROWTH THAT IS PRETRUDING FROM HIS BUTT HOLE.

this video was scary

these kids are always hurting themselves and people say they arent tough...
....humans will evolve into having nuts sacs that feel no pain

Its not that they aren't tough, its that they are too stupid to be able to pass on their genetic information before they turn their testicles into some kind of jelly from the repeated smashing.

Damn....give that man a beer...or a pethidine shot.
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The dudes got balls for trying it though....around 18 stairs...thats fucking insane.
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haha the music is legend and so is the faceplant! Long live sucky BMX riders!

Anyone see those sparts on the impact

do i hear zombies?

he should have gone to specsavers

LOL!!! Is actually funny with the song on it.....

lmao, fuckin' squid

Nice 1

good job