Idiot Midget Makes the Mistake of Trying to Fight

Hey if any one hasn't seen that Verne Troyer
"Mini-me" sex tape that is on the internet, take my advice, don't.
A quick discription:
It looks like a cute skinny chick giving birth

over and over and over again

OK, you have to be pretty pathetic to fuck Vern Troyer, especially if you're hot and thin. Either that or fucked up on like 4 drugs at once.
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I saw Vern on Carson Daily yesterday (and yes I hate that show too) and he completely biffed the end of the interview, it was funny.

dont have sex with midgets ,its not big and its not clever

BIG Attitude on such a little fella
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Was i wrong to think that bird sitting down was hot??

Hell Yeah.. I was lookin at her the whole time.. waiting for her to pull her skirt up and start fingering her sweet drunken pussy until she exploded into orgasm all her hand and start licking it off.. mmmmmm oh god yeah... so fuckin sweet....
oh .... sorry... yeah the was cute

Who's after party was that ??? - midgets, hot chicks, guys in mullets, fights - i wanna be there.

That's what I was thinking too. Where the hell was this and why wasn't I invited?

I was hoping the Wicked Witch of the West would unleash those flying monkeys on him.

brave little man

Midget mania

i can see that wee fucker ass rapin him in his sleep one day.

When a midget drinks a pint of beer, he gets twice as drunk, especially on St. Patrick's Day.

What's the diffierence between St. Patricks Day and Martin Luther King Day?
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On St. Patricks Day, everyone wants to be Irish
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Take it easy, it's just a joke

I first heard that one with Cinco de Mayo.

good stuff , i wonder where they sell midgets , i like to have a couple of em to do some work around the farm.

short fight

What's funnier than watching a midget act "hard"?
Nothing.

I retract the statement above.
Because, a midget dressed in drag and wearing a green wig and acting "hard" is MUCH funnier.

ya know not to fight midgets cuz they have too easy time biting your balls.

Just wear pants and you should be OK.

It was a Little Entertaining

Goddamn drunken American leprechauns...nothing changes!

he wanted to be twice as lucky.................... ..............he wanted a leprechauns foot

oompa loompa oompadeedoo, I have another puzzle for you "what do you get when you fight a midget" "you get a case of the midget crabs"

So does he get the Pot Of Gold......

Ya know what the best thin is about having sex with a midget chick? she makes your cock look HUGE!!!

Don't fuck with this little person. He represents the lollipop guild! (and he'd like to welcome you to Ass-kicked land)

they are called little people these days

I patiently await the day a 4 yr old walks up to a midget and obliterates him to shit. I would laugh, and you probably would to... then me and you could meet for coffee and later i might cum in your shoe.

I feel sick now!! That was the funniest thing I've seen for ages!!

/AGREE, when he started spinning that little fucker in circles i almost lost it.
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on a side note, thse girl at the end loked kinda hot.

Yes! hillarious hahahaha! What I liked the best was after the spin he just puts him under his knee and the lepricon is squirming to get free. Funny ass shit!!

Now THIS could be a great start for a fake-rape-midget-lesbian- porn!

when dopey tells the other 6 its all over

"for the last time i am NOT dressed up like oompa loompa"

Fact: Midgets always get the best chicks. They're always gonna look like triple G's, but never be too large for her.

they wasnt fighting he practiceing his technique for the hammer throw

why do midgets ALWAYS laugh when they run?????????????????????? ???? watch them !!!!! hemp hemp hemp

Because thier legs are so short the grass tickles thier balls!

Give me back me gold shilling!

I would poke his eye out and skull fuck him.

I guess he didn't eat his Lucky Charms this morning. They're magically delicious!

wee-man is pissed

the chicks are hots no ??????

damnn talk about small angry man syndrome lol

L M F A O!!!!! I watched that over & over & over & laughed harder each time. I'm at work so people came over to see what the hell was so funny & I showed them, now I have a group of peole behind me cracking up & watching me type this! O.K., show's over get the hell out of my office!

that was like steve o and weeman combined into one...

LOL... Thats too fucking true!