Comments - Toddler Gets his Head Stuck in Between a Railing

category: Funny | views: 26294 | posted on: 06/27/2008

They should've left him there and charged admission. 5 dolla, see tard boy's stuck head.

bultra [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:13am

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i just realized i have no soul, when i laughed all way through this

8039 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:45am

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I realized i have no soul when i joined NT, but i didn't find any humerous qualities in this video icon_neutral.gif

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:27am

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Poor little bugger.

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8039 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:59am

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All good mate, i'm still trying to figure out the politics of your country but hopefuly we can put this mess behind us icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

simonp_au [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:41am

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I say gentleman, All in the spirit of learning.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:36pm

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You know, with a little time, this problem would've worked it's way out, perhaps faster if the crows were hungry.
@8039, yeah it's not funny to see stupid kids do stupid things, but it's worse to see stupidier parents do stupider things. What goes in can come back out, grease it up and don't make a big production out of it.
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POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:42pm

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THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE FAMILY FILTERED

Krazy [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:15am

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On me head son!!!!
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urrm on second thoughts.....
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He wont be a piss head, he'll be to scared of bars icon_lol.gif

kill-9 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:23am

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It's not uncommon for kids that age to do something like this. But the parents can use it as a litmus test later on; if he repeats it, then spend his college fund on a vacation instead as he'll be too retarded to bother with school.

liacon [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:25am

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That looked like pretty expensive railing, I would have poured olive oil all over his body and shoved the rest of him thru icon_wink.gif

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 1:28pm

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You arent fooling anyone, we all know what you would do after you poured olive oil all over his body,nice try though icon_stoned.gif

Coito [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 3:06pm

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Was thinking the same... icon_cool.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:43pm

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You should be embarrassed for even thinking that shit let alone typing it.
Well atleast now everyone knows what a sick bastard you are icon_frown.gif
@Coito: The same goes for you too. Fucking pervert icon_exclaim.gif

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:03pm

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lol, yeah,say what you want but you are the one who used oil,his body,and shove in the same sentence,and you were talkin about a child, can you say Pedophile icon_stoned.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:08pm

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Don't judge people after yourself, you will soon find you crossed the line icon_exclaim.gif

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:10pm

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Try and change the subject all you want,you are just makin yourself look stupid, but i guess you are use to it by now huh icon_stoned.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:35pm

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Would you please fuck off, bro? I'm tired of your starting shit with him at every opportunity. You want us both on your ass? Then keep fucking with him. icon_neutral.gif

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:41pm

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Don't forget me! I'll fuck with the cum stain to! icon_twisted.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:15am

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dont forget me ^^^lol

liacon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:49am

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Thank you sir. I might be an asshole, but that pedophile crap is taking it a bit far.
BTW it was just a coincidence, but my sons in I spent Thursday at Lion Country Safari, and the
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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 1:45pm

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You've got it backwards,liacon started shit with me long before i knew he existed,when i got COTD that one time, he started in on how i have multiple accounts and he thinks i am trying to fix COTD for myself and all,otherwise i wouldnt have any problem with him,i got no problem with you either, i know i hurt your feelings by making your friend look like an idiot but get your facts straight before you run your mouth icon_stoned.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:30pm

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For your information Pumekuhp and I have had several disagreements but when you brought child molestation into it, that took it too another level. Do you really think that anyone believes that there are 9 people on this site that think that comment was funny. icon_rolleyes.gif Consentrate on being funny and less on starting shit.
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hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 3:07pm

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Again,you got it backwards, Im not the one having other people fight my battles, and you really got your panties in a wad over that pedophile shit, notice that even your buddies didnt mention anything about it in there replies, i was warned that you are paranoid but damn icon_stoned.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:27am

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20 years layer she realized what an idiot she looked like and jumped..... icon_lol.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:29am

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Coulda saved damaging the rail by just popping the kid all the way through since if the head can fit then so should the body. Or is that only true for weasels?

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:10am

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i thought it was cats. but it probably is true for half the animal kingdom.

spunktubber [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:02am

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And the United Kingdom.

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rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:41am

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Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just cut his ears off? The opening in the railing is as big as the opening his head slid out of when he was born...what's the problem?

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:43am

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He only started crying when he saw Michael Jackson heading his way. icon_eek.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 4:51am

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It's not the mere sight of MJ that scares them...It's the white glove. (I am going to hell for sure now).

Ded Face Likes Violence [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:10am

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if Micheal Jackson was there , this woulda never happened.

SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:15am

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That's actually a technique called "paedo bait"-
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What you don't see is a sharpshooter with a silenced .308 and a scope on the balcony across the way.
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a bit traumatizing to the child, but it gets long term results.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:11pm

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Now if there was such a person that uses the Registered Sex Offender List as a hitlist and kills all those that are registered...then that would be a serial killer that I would support.....and even join.
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@Vid. The kid needs whiskers....works for cats (Usually)

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:17pm

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thumpic [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:32am

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where's a pidgeon when you need one?

gil69 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 5:56am

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what was all that at the end? I kept waiting for someone to jump...

tobby [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:04am

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i got my thumb stuck in my ass once icon_rolleyes.gif

floppycock [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:27am

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this is what elton john done, except he done it outside a gay bar with his pants down

newsense [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:39am

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"you got your self into this mess son, you get yourself out of it. I don't care how you do it, just don't mess up my railing" - what my dad would have said to me icon_cry.gif

Guinness [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 6:59am

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Every single day toddlers learn new things. It's part of growing up. Today he learned that his head does not fit in that railing. Tomorrow he will learn that being stuck in a railing for some time will cause agonising neck pain. His parents eventually learned that their son is a nitwit and that railings can cost lots of money... And now it's time for a Guinness. Cheers icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:13am

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Husband-Dear do you think you can fit your head in that railing?
Wife-Let me see. Oh shit Harold, I'm stuck!
Husband-Really?
Wife-Yeah I can't get out.
Husband-Ok let me get the Vaseline.
Wife-Harold you motherucker!

Coito [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:14am

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mate, if this is the first thing you´r thinking about after watching this video, then you need serious help. icon_cool.gif

popeye619 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:14am

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OMG too funny icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

european [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:16am

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L M F A O!!!!! I watched that over & over & over & laughed harder each time. I'm at work so people came over to see what the hell was so funny & I showed them, now I have a group of peole behind me cracking up & watching me type this! O.K., show's over get the hell out of my office!
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NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:24am

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why would somebody let their baby play on a balcony by it'self long enough to get it's head stuck in the railing?

ROMY [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:38am

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Why did'nt they just tap him back thro with that hammer icon_confused.gif Easy,dumb twats.

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:57am

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He was FRAMED I tell ya, FRAMED icon_beer.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif

Miss_Ghoulina [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 7:58am

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she wanted to experience birth again... icon_twisted.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 8:13am

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I think the kid followed the cat to the balcony icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 8:33am

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hahaha, i almost got my head stuck at a merry-go-round at some carnival.

Skitzoap [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 8:34am

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That guy's idea to get the kid out was pretty smart. Sadly thats probably not the first time hes had to do it icon_lol.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 8:34am

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Stupid children. His punishment: He can just stay there. Seriously. He can cry all he wants in that one spot, rather than annoy the fuck out of me while I'm at the supermarket.

Dane42o [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:01am

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Now who's going to pay for the damages to the poor railing? People never give a shit about that sort of thing. Well I'm here for you objects!

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:11am

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If the head went in, it should come out. A little olive oil and some motivation should have done the trick.

double stroke [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:13am

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its nice of those condos to include a baby dock on all the floors... looked like you could get a couple of kids side by side there!

i think its called the "acme baby sitter"

that rail obviously saved that kids life from falling off the balcony...where were the parents?

brydrea [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:32am

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poor kid...but funny. icon_lol.gif

jebus88 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:33am

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looks like they build a railing around that kid's head........

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 9:57am

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TurboGuy on Jun 27 08 : 11:11am wrote:
If the head went in, it should come out. A little olive oil and some motivation should have done the trick.
When people panic, the blood rushes round the body faster and make it swell up.. Not that you probably give a toss..

Botoman [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 10:52am

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Billy Bob and his friend are walking down a country road and see a goat with his horns stuck in the fence. The friend runs over, whips his dick out, and starts fucking the goat. When he's done, he asks Billy Bob, "I bet you want to try that too, don't you? Go for it!"
So Billy Bob runs and sticks his head in the fence.

westies07 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 10:55am

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liitle brat.. i dnt feel sry for the little shit!!!!!! shudnt have stuck his head in the railing....and if his head got in there in the first place how the fuck did'nt it come bk out again!!!!

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:10am

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If he can put it in he can take it out,leave him there for a couple of hours,you will see.

gitrdonedavid [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:18am

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if i was there i would have kicked him in the ass hard for hours and then throw him over the railing after he figures out he can get free by himself. icon_evil.gif

spank me [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:22am

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Remind me of my last girlfriend and her vice grip thighs

Icarus [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:39am

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That will teach him not to stick his head in any old hole. Better than that burning sensation when I pee.

violentouston [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 11:51am

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where's the prick uncle to give him a noogie. It could have been worse with the kid going over and down a few stories.

Bubble2005 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 12:07pm

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stupid child lol

jaysen [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 1:48pm

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kids will be kids huh!

blackheart69 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 2:27pm

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whats up with the kids getting there heads stuck in railings does your head grow 4 fucking inches in diameter as soon as you put your head through the rail

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 2:43pm

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They could of just cut it off and found the same guy that kept the dog head alive from yesterdays vids! icon_lol.gif

Higgy Jergens [ban] | Jun 27 08 : 3:29pm