Comments - Idiot Midget Makes the Mistake of Trying to Fight

category: Funny | views: 68925 | posted on: 06/28/2008

Fighting a midget is like fighting an 8 year old with hairy balls. It's just weird.

liacon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:06am

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Hey if any one hasn't seen that Verne Troyer
"Mini-me" sex tape that is on the internet, take my advice, don't.
A quick discription:
It looks like a cute skinny chick giving birth

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burlap85 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:16am

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over and over and over again

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Toxicity [ban] | Jun 29 08 : 11:40am

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OK, you have to be pretty pathetic to fuck Vern Troyer, especially if you're hot and thin. Either that or fucked up on like 4 drugs at once.
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I saw Vern on Carson Daily yesterday (and yes I hate that show too) and he completely biffed the end of the interview, it was funny.

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boothy [ban] | Aug 22 08 : 8:05am

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holy fuck who let frodo out of his cage

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neebuz [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:07am

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dont have sex with midgets ,its not big and its not clever

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Krazy [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:14am

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BIG Attitude on such a little fella
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Was i wrong to think that bird sitting down was hot??

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bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:33am

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Hell Yeah.. I was lookin at her the whole time.. waiting for her to pull her skirt up and start fingering her sweet drunken pussy until she exploded into orgasm all her hand and start licking it off.. mmmmmm oh god yeah... so fuckin sweet....
oh .... sorry... yeah the was cute

deleted user [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:14am

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kill-9 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:15am

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That's what I was thinking too. Where the hell was this and why wasn't I invited?

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modisoon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:15am

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I was hoping the Wicked Witch of the West would unleash those flying monkeys on him.

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Oad [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:20am

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brave little man

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simonp_au [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:20am

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Midget mania

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oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:28am

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i can see that wee fucker ass rapin him in his sleep one day.

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TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:29am

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When a midget drinks a pint of beer, he gets twice as drunk, especially on St. Patrick's Day.

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liacon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:58am

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What's the diffierence between St. Patricks Day and Martin Luther King Day?
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On St. Patricks Day, everyone wants to be Irish
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Take it easy, it's just a joke

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justgonnastay [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:48am

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I first heard that one with Cinco de Mayo.

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paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:51am

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good stuff , i wonder where they sell midgets , i like to have a couple of em to do some work around the farm.

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scuba [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:32am

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short fight

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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:33am

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What's funnier than watching a midget act "hard"?
Nothing.

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Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:56pm

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I retract the statement above.
Because, a midget dressed in drag and wearing a green wig and acting "hard" is MUCH funnier.

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halo [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:33am

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ya know not to fight midgets cuz they have too easy time biting your balls.

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highroller74 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:04am

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Just wear pants and you should be OK.

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Krazy [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:34am

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It was a Little Entertaining

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spunktubber [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:34am

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Goddamn drunken American leprechauns...nothing changes!

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tobby [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:36am

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he wanted to be twice as lucky.................... ..............he wanted a leprechauns foot

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jagenigma [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:41am

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oompa loompa oompadeedoo, I have another puzzle for you "what do you get when you fight a midget" "you get a case of the midget crabs"

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Killerdude [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:45am

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So does he get the Pot Of Gold......

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SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:48am

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Ya know what the best thin is about having sex with a midget chick? she makes your cock look HUGE!!!

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squidjuice [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:52am

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Don't fuck with this little person. He represents the lollipop guild! (and he'd like to welcome you to Ass-kicked land)

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scottie2high [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 4:52am

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they are called little people these days

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JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:02am

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I patiently await the day a 4 yr old walks up to a midget and obliterates him to shit. I would laugh, and you probably would to... then me and you could meet for coffee and later i might cum in your shoe.

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JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:17am

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I feel sick now!! That was the funniest thing I've seen for ages!!

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Soryon [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:41am

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/AGREE, when he started spinning that little fucker in circles i almost lost it.
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on a side note, thse girl at the end loked kinda hot.

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ohiostatebig10 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:10am

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Yes! hillarious hahahaha! What I liked the best was after the spin he just puts him under his knee and the lepricon is squirming to get free. Funny ass shit!!

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punisher [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:25am

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Now THIS could be a great start for a fake-rape-midget-lesbian- porn!

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dirty back road [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:30am

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when dopey tells the other 6 its all over

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JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:53am

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The little green fuck!!

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8039 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:55am

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"for the last time i am NOT dressed up like oompa loompa"

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zykron [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:16am

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Fact: Midgets always get the best chicks. They're always gonna look like triple G's, but never be too large for her.

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jackrussel01 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:22am

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they wasnt fighting he practiceing his technique for the hammer throw

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ugggggggg [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:24am

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why do midgets ALWAYS laugh when they run?????????????????????? ???? watch them !!!!! hemp hemp hemp

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SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:25am

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Because thier legs are so short the grass tickles thier balls!

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highroller74 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:39am

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Give me back me gold shilling!

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Corey420 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:46am

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I would poke his eye out and skull fuck him.

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Calang [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:47am

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I guess he didn't eat his Lucky Charms this morning. They're magically delicious!

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aCId rAIn [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:56am

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BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 6:59am

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wee-man is pissed

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xxxNicolasxxx [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:00am

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the chicks are hots no ??????

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jimmy_boro [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:28am

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damnn talk about small angry man syndrome lol

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european [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:31am

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L M F A O!!!!! I watched that over & over & over & laughed harder each time. I'm at work so people came over to see what the hell was so funny & I showed them, now I have a group of peole behind me cracking up & watching me type this! O.K., show's over get the hell out of my office!

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i hate white people [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 8:16am

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that was like steve o and weeman combined into one...

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jackassfanumber1 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:55am

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LOL... Thats too fucking true!

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sapper420 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:11am

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WTF? Didn't you say the exact same thing just the other day? And didn't you just copy and past one of scotty's old comments to begin with? WTF? Dude, you're a loser.

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zykron [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:16am

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Speaking of you know who... Scotty, come back and pick up your midgets from day care!

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ResidentAsylum [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 7:51am

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That ain't how you dwarf-toss... you gotta follow through with the swing, and LEGGO!!!

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Pillager of asscheeks [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 8:17am

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that midget had tito oritz's head

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defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:21am

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This almost instantly became one of my favorite videos on here. Ha! Ha! Midgets are awesome. Especially when hot blonde's sit on their faces.

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Draddus0479 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:51am

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hahahahaha what a twat .

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DASF [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 9:53am

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mini me in action

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NTfreak [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:02am

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ring around the
rosey..

deleted user [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:03am

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anubiz [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:35am

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Is this what astronomers refer to as a red dwarf?

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zykron [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:14am

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green, not red.
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Oh, and no, we typically refer to condensed matter physicists for the explanation.

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anubiz [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:15am

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Did you see his face?=D

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rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 10:37am

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I think he should have taken him for a ride in the car and threw him in front of a running dog. God I hate fucking midgets and the only reason God put them on earth was to smell my farts.

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CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:32am

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OOMPA... OOMPA ....OOMPADI-DO .....I HAVE A LITTLE STORY FOR U.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU..........
(were the fuck can i find me one of those chocolate loving midgets)

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Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:37am

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...you gotta believe the little peeps get smashed on just a beer or two

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CrazinKrash [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:37am

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OOMPA... OOMPA ....OOMPADI-DO .....I HAVE A LITTLE STORY FOR U.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU...........
(were the fuck can i find me one of those chocolate loving midgets)
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BAD FORM REDNECK.. BAD FORM....

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monchichi025 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 11:46am

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hey the hot blonde trying to console him with her big boobs made up for the humiliation of being swung around.

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rascoil [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:02pm

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IS that the dude from little people big world? Another DUI for him.

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oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:08pm

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you do realize that midgets are like grey hairs!! you kick 7 shades of shit out of 1 of them, and seven show up in his place!! yes!!! i do speak from experience

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oliverlamb08 [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:19pm

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rascoil on Jun 28 08 : 2:02pm wrote:
IS that the dude from little people big world? Another DUI for him.

you really do have too much time on your hands!!

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rascoil [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:36pm

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That is true, I still think little dude was drunk and used his disability to get away with it.

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chartrule [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 12:31pm

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looked more like they were horsing around

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yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 1:23pm

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Seams like 90% of all midgets act like this. But I guess when you're smaller then a 6 year old you have a grudge against the world.

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Fenderac [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:11pm

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Lol thats awesome ima go find a midget right now

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tyroneshoelaces [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 2:34pm

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I'm so sick of midget jokes and cruelty to midgets like this. They have enough problems without people trying to take their lucky charms all the time.